Getting all the pussy

getting all the pussy

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thank you for saving us

I got to fryer burn myself today

rollin in the puss

yikes

how would you describe that experience

:D

Come's easy when you're a cunt yourself.

Chet, I did it

it was just a drop and it was quickly wiped off against my shirt.
burned.
putting it in the bleach later doing dishes was significantly less fun.

If I was a cunt, I'd be an irresistibly tight, clean, shaven cunt that has the nicest pair of lips on it you ever did see.

My God. You did it. You maniac. You absolute, off-the-rails psychopath. You utter abomination. You despicable affront to humanity.

Remind me what "it" is btw.

my boss said she'd accidentally stuck her hand in the fryer one time, she had like 5 of those rubber gloves on though, it didn't burn directly but it still felt like sticking your hand in about 350 degree oil.

yikers, man. i hope you put a band aid on it

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nah, it aint completely terrible.

It is a 1986 horror novel by American author Stephen King. The story follows the exploits of seven children as they are terrorized by the eponymous being, which exploits the fears and phobias of its victims in order to disguise itself while hunting its prey. "It" primarily appears in the form of a clown in order to attract its preferred prey of young children. The novel is told through narratives alternating between two time periods, and is largely told in the third-person omniscient mode. It deals with themes that eventually became King staples: the power of memory, childhood trauma, and the ugliness lurking behind a façade of traditional small-town values.

Yikers, I can't believe you're pretending to give a shit.

Oh wait, yes I can.

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i've been burning myself cooking chicken lately. i always put the heat up too high so the oil spits at me and it hurts

I kept my my mind from going kaput from everything going on somehow.

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For exams?

see, this is the part of your analogy where you get kicked out of the pub for yelling at customers from across the room and causing a disturbance

Hello friends

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>causing a disturbance

Pot meet kettle

OH NOOOO

EVERYDAY PROBLEMS THAT EVERYBODY HAS. WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO?

you're welcome to go back to your own pub if you so desire, since you're clearly not in a gfur thread anymore

nice

talk about it on the internet

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Humans?

5 homework assignments, one of them being 50 problems and taking 19 pages to complete, keeping my social life afloat, and not slamming my head against my desk.

and its my first week back

Sup Forums is the pub.

G/fur is the table. Understand that.

Quit screwing with my analogy and post porn for fucks sake you insufferable cock.

Could one of you glorious furfags rate my cock? Little self conscious

nice but shave those balls. how big?

Bretty gud/10

i'm not one to post porn in an avatar thread

Would gladly suck it, and lick your balls.

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Oh right. Personally I only had a problem with exams and presentations when it came to feeling pressured.

Your analogy is retarded. Get over it and move on.

TY, here's an older unshaven pic, only 6.2"

huh, i'm around 6.5" and look smaller than yours. maybe i'm girthier. nice cock bro, where u live?

i finished the masterpiece

Finals are the works of the devils, I thankfully avoid presentations most of the time.

Britfag here, and I think it's all about the angle tbh

post it

i used to live in britain, australia is nicer though. and yeah it may be the angle.

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Australia I'd lovely n all, but man I love the atmosphere here. Just got back from reading festival

Not the one I'm thinking of surely.

Half of it honestly seems to be down to how paranoid you are and your ability to think under pressure. They don't generally reflect problems realistically in my opinion but I suppose they are a necessary evil.
I got over my nerves with presentations last year but I suddenly am no longer OK with them.

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no it's an avant-garde piece

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I expected better. If that's your opus then it was a wasted effort (assuming you put any effort in to that).

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i had to use a trackpad

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why would you do that to yourself

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do what
own a laptop?

i mean i'm using a laptop right now but i don't touch the trackpad.

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im sorry, starting to nod off.

But I agree, presentations should be done at a small table not a small theater

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>reading festival
over here we call that a library :^) but yeah australia and britain are both nice.

i cant read that

bucket fill

No I meant exams for the first point.

Presentations should be in a theatre or larger room with big audiences for me since I will be expected to do presentations at conferences and universities. I have to do a presentation on my work for the entire research building (>60 people) in just over a month. Not happy about that to say the least.

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too much work

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Kek, pronounced red-ding

ok thanks

sure

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Public speaking can go fuck itself.

I enjoy explaining things to people, but giving a presentation is a whole new ball game.

Are you prepared for it?

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Yes teaching is fun. Actually being a teacher is terrible though.

Not really. I want more data.

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Being gay is boring when something's not up your ass or when you're single.

odds mcdonalds
evens mac n cheese

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me feet are super cold

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I find the tuttoring perspective great, the whole grading stuff is not great how ever.

If I were to become a prof. Id adopt the current model my Thermo Prof has which is make HW optional, and have 3exams and a final.

0 is an even number

but that's not what this bitch wants