Right guys, so i move into my uni digs in like 2 weeks need some good ideas for pranks

Right guys, so i move into my uni digs in like 2 weeks need some good ideas for pranks.

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Put a mattress in bath tub and run tap, takes a crane to get out

Bring cow into room, cow can go up stairs just not down, needs crane to get out

Most universities have some type of recreational pool/bath/hottub. Regardless of what type of body of water it is, sneak a mattress into it at night. It takes a crane to get it out.

Put cow in bath run tap, needs crane to get out

Put a crane inside a crane, needs a crane to get out

Put crane in bath. Takes a cow to get it out.

Put crane in pool, needs a mattress to get out

This crane shit is killing me

Fuckers, already used my idea to troll this shitfuck nigga

>JUST BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING CRANE TO SCHOOL

Fill a 6ft water bloon with water, put mattress in it, needs crane to get out.

Crane related pranks is always a good idea. And they work magic on the ladies

Right so crane pranks get fanny, noted. What other shit you cunts got

I thought it was mattress magic that worked on the ladies

1. Find fat girl
2. Give mattress and tell her to eat it
3. Hand her a gallon of water and tell her to drink it
4. Takes crane to get out
5. Record
6. Watch and enjoy
7. ???????
8. Profit

Uh, if I recall correctly, there was this awesome prank involving a mattress and a crane

Bring a crane and put it in a cow, takes a bathtub to get out.

Oh for fuck sake

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT LOL

there was another one with pigs...

Agreed.

xD

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I did actually want some good ideas, but this shit has made my day

>Guys I am fortunate enough to be able to attend university and live on campus.

>Help me come up with ways to get expelled.

Bring a cow to a construction site, put in crane, takes a uni to get it out.

I got up at 2am, made two big bags of toast and then left it around the flat - outside people's doors, in the kitchen, in the showers, in the toilets, everywhere. No-one had any idea why or who did it.

>Label 3 bullets 1, 2, and 4
>shoot up the school
It usually takes a crane to get them out

>find CIA
>shooting people and throwing out of plane
>crash plane
>takes Bane to make it out

Flour bomb shower door.

Dixie cups full I'm flour. Place on card/cardboard and put in door jam above entry on outside. Wet person opens door, cup o flour falls, sticky mess on them.

...

Im fucking losing it

Crane a bathtub to a cow, takes a gallon to water it out

Put water in crane, wait for cow. Takes a bathtub to get out.

Get a crane, fill it to the brim with matresses, takes a cow to get them out

EZ, kidnap the dean. Since he's unavailable there won't be anyone around to expel you

Put cow in pool, takes matress to get it out

What have I started

put a crane in the pool.

How the fuck they gonna get it out with no crane?

fill the hallways with shattered glass. it takes a crane to clean it up

How did this happen

Takes a cow to get it out

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY XD
I BET THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS POSTED THIS SHITTT
HAHHAHA

The "it takes a crane" meme is as old as the internet.

Replace shampoo with conditioner. WHAT? He hair wash wrong order

Put a fat cunt called Barry in your room, takes a crane to get it out.

fill a mayonnaise jar with poison, a container marked "poison" with shampoo, the shampoo bottle with shattered glass, and a crane with mayonnaise

barry ahaha you found it

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Bang this warper out at full volume

re: mattress pranks, we stole a couple of hundred sheets of university letterhead, printed a message saying that everyones mattress was due for replacement and that they should bring it to C1 (conference 1, just a big room used for various things) to drop it off and collect a replacement on a particular day, and distributed them round the student village. there were a lot of confused people carrying mattresses around.

Study hard and be courteous around your fellow students, shit will be epic.

Eindhoven de gekste.

Recurring digits ITT (check em)

I hawked loogies at the same wall in the hallway every time I passed it all year

>green monster

Have a sign made that looks similar to the signs that are on the doors of each dorm room. You're going to swap this sign with the one on a janitor's closet or a bathroom.

Print up a few dozen fliers for a toga party to happen at the room with the new sign. If needed, include directions. Watch as toga people show up to specified location.

Get three pigs and number them 1,2 and 4. Takes a crane to get them out.