/metal/

Riffs edition

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Stop shitposting

>mfw atomoshiters are mad as hell

Riffs??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? i prefer Isis

First for poseur metal; first for Dark Metal is real; first for sodom xDDD

Good female death metal vocalists don't exi-

>paying hundreds of dollars for a vintage no life til leather tape

B I G
B O Y
R I F F S

Migrate to trve thread.

someone looks jelly of rng/mercenarion's superior taste

guys what about this let's shitpost in two threads at once

why don't you migrate to the middle east if you love isis so much

b8

This dumb atmo vs riffs vs melody vs prog shit is more retarded than console wars

t. buttblasted atmoshitter

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Is bathory good?

listen to some and find out yourself faggot

>weeaboo tranny homos
>superior taste

Top kek

literally WHO

bathory is ok, but overrated
start with blood fire death, one of his riffiest

why don't you, you know, fucking listen to them and make up your own mind you little shit

>becomes a wigger
>doesn't play slam
nah

t. brandead riff fags

who the fuck can hate on deathrow's deception ignored, GOAT riffs on that one
the spectre within too
kek

JUST

>"let's call our band Isis"

is there anything wrong with liking whoracle more than jester race

Is djent better than atmoshit?

>let's call our band Kek

yes, it means you've wasted valuable mental space on shit music like in flames

Nah, I like Colony more though

t. poseur
I bet you have TRITSO in your top 10

>"let's call our band kektor"

I stopped listening to metal like 10 years ago but Raining Blood came up on my recommended and I gave it a shot again for nostalgia and I think I like it even more now. I need some new bands though. I really liked thrash and stoner, before I kind of went to punk after getting really into the first wave of bands to come out of CBGB. I like heavy stuff but for some reason only if it has older production. Like anything made past 1990 that I've found so far metal, punk, etc that's heavy has been shit to me for some reason. I know it's stupid and irrational but anyone else feel this? It's not even nostalgia because I was born in 1987. Any way, looking for some really stripped down thrash I guess. Something with a sound kind of like X or early Dead Kennedy's

HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

metal-archives.com/bands/Kek/3540401323

Djent is what happens when you mix atmoshit with proge and nu-metal
Just think of how many djent bands out there always start their songs off with some ambient electronic bullshit before predictably transitioning into heavier JUMPDAFUCKUP rifs punctuated with proge-ish melodeaf fingertapping

I thought Arch-era FW was basically dad metal

>I bet you have TRITSO in your top 10
top 10 of what
oldschool is definitely bestschool
dunno where x and dead kennedy's fit in where slayer is concerned though

>Sorry, the band "Diagor" cannot be viewed by non-moderators at this time, since it has been rejected.

John Arch is liked by elitist faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=U-FyQPPmf-I

It's "homeschooled children that actually grew up having the same taste as their self-employed dad that played metal all day long" metal

>past 1990

Loudness wars probably, I find it too but it doesn't ruin it for me, I just tend to listen to older stuff. Indie stuff doesn't suffer from this quite as much

Why does this general even still exist if you keep circlejerking the same old albums and can't appreciate new innovative stuff

/metal/ was a mistake

wtf i praise kek now

/metal/ ist krieg

yeah but like...actual elitists, not kids trying to be. I've never seen a poseur who liked old FW

How did this album singlehandeldly kill /metal/ more than Paradise Lost or Deafheaven ever did?

they don't really fit in I'm just saying those are my two favorite bands now

that said a lot of people into punk also listen to the big four I've found, I never did because I got really burnt out on them in high school

had to buy Reign in Blood three times (whew CD's)

>innovative
I bet you think Callisto invented atmosludge AND christian metal

/metal/ is dead

you cannot kill what you did not create

THE TREND IS DEAD

Paradise Lost posting was fairly minor and mostly caused by Jesse Poster
Djent posting, Fear Factory posting and atmoshit hate were way worse

Because secretly we all want this general to die. This time it's no accident; no meme. We actively want this general to stop existing.

>no one wants to talk about ISIS with me :(((((

Deafheaven
Behemoth
Mgla
Vektor

The cycle of shitposting continues

>And the reign will kill us all
>We throw ourselves against the wall
>But no one else can see
>The preservation of the /metal/ in me

This just in: Christian "Varg 'Count Grishnackh' " Vikernes Invents Oystein "Euronymous" Aarseth; Kills Him

Not to mention Justin "Gay Faggot Homo" Bieber creating music before killing it XD
Fuck I hate that little bitch

unironically one of the greatest songs of all time

>When the priest comes to read me the last rites
>I take a look through the bars at the last sights
>Of a /metal/ that has gone very wrong for me

Paradise Lost posting wasn't done by Jesse. I know because I started it in 2014 before jesseposter was a thing

you don't deserve maiden or /metal/, atmoshitter

>hating on lesbians
We will not tolerate racism, misogyny or any form of bigotry or hate speech.
We are proud SJWs.
We will not be bullied.
We will not tolerate hate speech or threats leveled at us, or at anyone who reads our site.

i'm gonna save this and change the title to /metal/ essentials and start reposting it in a year

>Admitting to briefing this shitty general since 2014

Oops. Anyone with a brain comes here, fucks around for a few months then never returns.

the shitposting was never-ending

we literally had threads that went from 0 to 300 replies in under 20 minutes and about 250 of the replies would be vektor related shitposts

>What is this that stands before /metal/?
>Figure in black which points at /metal/
>Turn around quick, and /metal/ starts to run
>Find out /metal/'s the chosen one

Use the improved version

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Did /metal/ even exist in 2014? I remember when /metal/ was basically someone posting a metal album in the OP.

anal cavity

>Riffs edition

you better post albums with great riffs then

It has been a thing since 2013

>In it's wake the /metal/ wasteland
>Fallout erodes the technological shitposts to greed
>Damnation of the most sacred Vektor
>Three meme jackal prophecy decreed
>The fusion /metal/, the burning rainfall
>Atmospheric breaks in the pattern of all that is
>Riffing faction, bribe a blessing
>Respite fallacy by blinded memes

>Shitposting, the meaning of pain
>The way that I want /metal/ to die
>Slow death, immense decay
>Archived threads that cleanse /metal/ of its life

Nu-metal revival when?

SHITPOST, THE MEANING OF BAIT
THE WAY THAT I WANT (YOU) TO REPLY

YOU SHITPOST
BUT WHY

Add Atheist to the chart

Remember when threads were just full of people spamming Slipknot lyrics?

>Suck, suck your thread
>Meme with fear I'm not alone
>Fuck, fuck /metal/
>We're gonna shitpost and haul - alright

A-NON WILL B8 A-NON
SHITTING POSTS ACROSS THE THREAD
MEMEING FOR REPLYINGS
SOMETIMES I WISH YOU WERE DEAD

Vektor more like kektor

NBBMN 2015, good times

Poseur-Core: The Definitive Collector's Edition

the cool kids listen to tech-thrash these days, not tech-death

Leave the world of Sup Forums to walk into the mist to stalk unto the /metal/ side
Plains of shitposting
The utter shitposting
Where discussion have ceased and bait and replies collide
Crossing the thread of death and bump limits old
Slowly scrolling up the page
The jeweled page I scroll for what seems a lifetime
In the night it's memes glow
There on the other side
On 404 of no return
The one for me awaits
Cannot avoid the eyes
In which the Jessie posts
Comed this far it is too late

...

Voivöd is already there and Memektor belongs to a different chart

Vektor more like cuktor

Those are hipster core bands you dumbass
Original chart was fine

remove isis, lyakakaka aflame, and neurosis

>Shitty threads fill my mind
>/metal/ has come to numb me blind

>The bump limit it reaches out for me
>My soul still calling to be free

>I want the energy to ban, to clear thier poisoned minds
>The energy i am, to end thier pointless baits

/metal/ general
You've been down too long in the Vektor sea
Oh, what's becoming of /metal/?

>removing Crimson Massacre and Timeghoul

kek, I heard this one in my head

no
no Alberto
yes, those aren't poseur enough