PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP user

PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP user

>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS

>SINGLES MOVE ALONG

no dubs here boss

I ain't got shit, pig

Proove it pig

Sorry officer, no dubs, it's just Esperanto.

No dubs here sir.

Youll never find my dubs.

no dubs here fam

Fight me nigga

Y-y-yes sir.

>YOU DON'T WANT IT WITH ME BOY

*drives off* See ya, Officer John! Have a good one!

Here's my singles officer

Nothing to see here sir

not here boss

I have an open carry license bitch

Im not hiding dubs in up my ass officer

i dindu nuffin you pig

What dubs? I got no dubs

Thanks for the warning officer

N-no officer i'm not carrying any drugs haha

No señor, i dunt have anee doobs

No dubs, lemme pass

Hey officer!

Had some trips earlier but no dubs, besides I'm white.

I FOUND THE FUKER, COPS OVER HERE! YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME

wtf are you talking about, fucking idiot... dubs... haha... what a joke...

>DROP THE DUBS AND STEP OUT OF THE CAR

I haven't had dubs in years

Fuck you pig

What dubs?

Silly copper! Dubs are for kids!

ive been clean for 5 years

fuck you copper

check em

...

>I KNEW I SMELT DUBS

You're gonna have to search me real deep to find my dubs officer

Officer, even if I had dubs, you must remember that I'm white.

D-Dubs? None here officer.

555

T-t-thank goodness off-officer. I just f-found these dubs and I was on my way t-t-t-to the police station to turn them i-i-i-i-in

AM I BEING DETAINED?!? CAN I LEAVE?!? I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SEARCH ME!

Nothing to see here officer

BUSTED

I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

Can't catch me occifer, ooga booga bixnood

I KNEW YOU WERE STEALING THEIR DUBS!

CORRUPT POLICE OFFICER!

But officer, I'm white.

im going away for a long time this these quads

No offence, kid

>living in a dubs illegal state
why even live

>teleports behind you
>nothing.... personnel.... kid....

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I dindu nuffin awficuh, wuh u mean i ain carryen no dubs maen

I'm clean officer! pls no shoot.

DOWN ON THE GROUND NIGGERS

YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST FOR VAGRANCY

You're right officer. Now please end my fucking miserable existence.

Fuck I'm gonna eat these dubs here

Alright alright, relax, its all legal here.

*gets put on the ground* eey awficuh, i dindu nuffin maen wutchu mean i gots dubs, am axen u a queston awficah i dindu nuffin maen

Fuck you pig

HE'S GOT A WEAPON
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Threat neutralised.

Oh shit.
Put a gun on this monkey.

Hail Satan

> singles ain't gonna protect your ass
> ofc. twitchy mctrigger gonna shoot you anyway

you never said anything about trips, officer

fuck off

Ill be moving along now then

Take it easy officer

sheeeeit officer, I aint got shit

i dindu nuffin

there is nothing illegal about these trips officer

I have no Dubs in my e-mails

Don't look at me!

No dubs here, officer.

officer we both know you're not gonna do anything, i'm white

No dubs here copper, Better luck next time.

fuck off pig

Nothing to u cup

im just a poor boy officer plz

Suck my asshole, piggy.

Hello officer, how can I help?

Nothin to see here pig

It's ok officer, I'm white.

DOWN ON THE GROUND HARAMBE

STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING

fuck off faggot

"dicksoutforharambe."

How bout a good ole deez nutz?

No dubz here

fuck you

All cool here

Uhh..hehe..hi, officer.

Sorry, officer. I'll just be moving along now.

'scuse me?

Chef boyaredeez nuts

yo maaaaan

No dubs here officer

meh i'm white so there no "illegal" if i carry dubs

Move out of the way officer

I can carry as much dubs as I want, but you don't see any on me, do you?