Spit a verse, user

Spit a verse, user.

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KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
2Pac kills gay faggot crackas
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run-DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

*Bursts through door and does a keytar solo*

Yo...yo
I ate a bowl of cereal
shit was bretty good
nigga got shot cuz he didn't understood
LIFE

R E T A R D E D

a'ight, coming in hot

*ahem*

this fine bitch on my right
u-hu
be looking mighty fine to-right
u-hu
she's get 'dem fighty fight clippers on to write
u-hu
her puzzle puzzle whozie piece tonight

jay a chump
take russian dick like trump
sold out BK
i'll help him pass away

I'm Mr. Creep Through The Woods
Like my name was Ty-ler
I'm Mr. Creep Through Your Hood
Like I'm on The Wi-re
Cinematic hip thrusting
Temporal desi-re
Hold these bars to my temples
Then I cock and fi-re
Is there ever a place
Ever a time
That I ain't been hot
Ever a bitch
Ever a hoe
I ain't slapped for a knot
Bitch
Sit on the steps so you hear
I carry airheads on Twitter like beer
Flannel shirt killer I be so damn austere
Got them Bose no-noise lil nigga, we clear?
I'm
Mad as I squeeze off them shots
You
Rock Balmain with Birkenstocks
Y'all
Niggas is so damn obnox
We
On different settings like clocks
Bruh
This a 16 of my own invention
Hurting you niggas was my whole intention
Young Reggie Miller like fuck a Piston
I'm on Sup Forums bitch but this shit ain't fiction

I'm high as fuck baby, so I guess ill spit slow
Perfect record like I'm 6-0, I'm Kilttschko
Want beef brodie? ima make you spitroast
talk shit after I beat you and call it shit-post

ayo, this is A O, alpha and omega
read that book?
cookie dough niggas

sieg he-

I'll stomp you to the ground and then I keep kicking
my bars on your cars, you gf better start knitting
from the streets of Leipzig yeah you know my cat's smitten
lightyears from fightscares don't bother with the mitten
I keep it rebel, like the Mau Mau...

for more hot bars, press 1, to kill yourself, press any other number or hang up. have a nice day

chillin on the sidewalk at night sippin 20 dollar Kristov
talking about when our rap careers will lift-off
but it's hard, like your running in flip-flops competing with paid beats, and names bigger that rick ross
my only wish is that I wasn't so pissed-off and I wouldn't take it out on family at Christmoss
I mean christmas, so ill make it my business to put on my wishlist that I should give up on hip-hop

Well, I'm peepin' and I'm creepin' and I'm....creepin'

But I damn near got caught, ‘cause my beeper kept beepin'

doing God's work

my name is user and I'm here to say

I'm gonna shitpost in a serious way

Where my mayo mom Wheres my mango dad
B L A CK ED in pocket theres not ponche
baby
South Mantequilla with my chias and vainilla Im fucking your doggy goy bf.
Yeah

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My dick gets bigga'
cuz I'm a crazy nigga

>Now if I fuck this model
>And she just bleached her asshole
>And I get bleach on my T-shirt
>I'ma feel like an asshole

Let's find the cringiest shit we ever wrote while we're at it

After every delivery I drive and I toke
Got a Newport and a bowl cus I smoke while I smoke
Got my windows rolled down and I let the wind blow
"Can I tip you with a blunt?" Man, what you think, bro?

Gotta get it while I got it cus it's gone when it's gone
I take my life into perspective and I put it in a song
Creativity was lacking but it's coming back strong
I got these bars in my head man where they coming from?

I'm the pizza man
Check out my old car it's got these bones
I'm typically a friendly guy and generally I'm stoned
But I'm faithless
Every other day I'm cashing out
I got your girl on my dick I'm showing her what I'm about

Im the swolest the coldest the most aurora borea ole iss. The meanest the greenest the most charlie martin sheenest. Every time i walk my balls swing like a pendulum. Your momma such a thot she be tryna get next to dem. I fly through the air and shit chem trails on you suckas. Zip down to the ground and hit you with my numb chuckas

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hall of fame
Full of jam, I’m not talking bout the balla game
I got hell to break loose, I’m self-produced, it’s all insane
Most of these rappers all the same, have you fucking lost your brain?
My lines so deep, they’ll crawl in your membrane
You’ll be B-list once Stephen Hawking can walk again
Fuck it, I’m too prolific
Your blizzard is my two snow inches, I choose no limits
I cruise, no engine, rocking all that’s on your wishlist
Killing so many beats you would think I had a hit list
That’s the heat, no Miami
Running with no Plan B, I saw the chance, I ran, G!
Broken flow absurd, the dopest spoken words and
While y’all still hurting, I’m clubbing like Durden
I’ve been in my head for hours
In a dying garden full of wilted flowers

Everyday I wake up
Rolling in money
I sleep with it all,
Cause I don't trust nobody

Fucked this girl last weekend
Told me her name was Sue
You steal this rhyme
and her name is what I'll do

aye *trap beat*

nigga no *trap beat cont.*

this nigga knows *trap beat cont.*

loop x7

just got up so i decided to make a waffle
put too much syrup, oh well
rofl

more like

F I R E

I'D RATHER HAVE A MOUSETRAP
BECAUSE RAP IS GONNA SNAP YOUR EARS
CAUSE ITS CRAP

Better believe I fly to the moon for the money.
Chasing the bread like I was a bee and it was honey.
People acting strange, their moving all funny.
When i move you'll now cause SOCAL won't be all sunny
I'm storm that brewing
Leaving evil ruins
I'll pick up the dropouts and making them my own student
I'll make them my own student
cause the school system failed em
The police will jail them
and racist hate em
Charge them with the death penalty
witch hunt them like salem
BLM will intervene when it to late
and protest once their dead and buried in their grave
But who am i to comment
I am not prophet.
I am not a priest who tells you once a week
how live , breath and eat.
Only to rob you from your dollars and say its for the lord
And spend it all on in the fucking gucci store.
Forgive LOORD
But your prophet are for the profit
and preach anything to open up peoples wallets
Forgive for being harsh, but i'm just being honest.
Don't applaud, I'm just stating the fucking obvious

I like writing but I really don't want to be another black guy trying to start a rap career

kek

this is actually funny

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the young late night creeper
special exotic beeper
money hides my soul deeper
big face, scent of reefer,
diamond belt across its chin
mental void gets steeper
night time it shines my eyes get thin

the vicodin has me feeling like i wanna take a swim
give wealth to my next akin
pullin weight in the gym
the next we hit the block and we
pushin weight to the jims

when I get chinese food I bought from the store and it says "no msg"
when I check my texts that I got from a whore and it says "no msg"
I can't get my takeout delivered unless it's a total above 20 dollars
can't get girls to go out with me without paying them minimum 200 dollars

my guy

nice work autismo

son i can get chinese whores on the low, just call me
they all are plastic and thin like twigs, like tall trees
they speak no english so they can't tell you no
i can get you all this and some teens and some more

cringe

...

All I do is smoke, OG make me choke
Ashes on my coat, your bitch gave me throat
I keep a yellow chick, and she hella thick
I be with my niggas, coolin' in the vip
Pourin' up an eighth, you can't get a sip
40 in my pants, walkin' with a limp
I'm on cloud 9, you might need a lift
Pickin up my phone, nigga who is dis?

okay okay okay okay okay OKAY

hail to thief forming real peace
living on the edge like im chopped beef
fighting from the down low
see it now watch me glow
brighter than a star in the night sky
envy from masses moving past us
and you see that glass look
day after day to the slaughter house we grind
just so at the end we can say we did our time
fighting for something to believe in
something (1 and) we can see ourselves in.

all I got off the top of my head

"Yo nigger yeah sheeit uh huh crack"

Spending all this time trying to find a reason
Depression and anxiety, hell its always open season
Loser, pussy, your than less than that goddamn
Think you can hide away from problems and still call yourself a man.

Turn bananas in pajamas
To boys in striped pajamas
Those cheeky bananas
Deserve their fucking karma

uh uH UH

Shitpost classic, past due tactic
Blunt got these beats stretched like Mr. Fantastic
Numbly, I change up forms like I'm Gumby
From clay of the earth, to animated frenzy
Turn century-twerp from a state of Missouri
I take a little tab, the rest is history
The mystery here ain't no Scooby-Doo shit
It's elementary though, just sneak yourself a peek.

The built up structure, holding down the opressor
Is the very same thing that makes him grow faster
As they plaster his name. his identity, his entity
The ones in the middle have to give up their sanity
Collect enough marked paper
to make your grave bigger
Or end up as a whore grade A gold digger
Please nigga, I want to take second comin
Cause I'm comin to the point where I say

Fuck that

>I'm on cloud 9, you might need a lift
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh

This soundsl ike some playboi carti type shit though

user stop being a bitch
make some mulah cop a new wip
keep your hand in snow that means ice out your wrist
fingers touchin pans, that means i'm whippin bricks

[Intro: Moon Man, "Ben Garrison"]
K.K.K., K-K.K.! gunshot
Triple-K Mafia back on the scene
Right-wing death-squads
Cultural appropriation
All of you niggers, cucks, and liberals
We're sending death-squads to the neighborhood after midnight
We're setting a fair few, stay off the streets you fucking coons

[Verse 1: Moon Man]
Why would anyone be proud to be black?
Your whole fucking race is addicted to crack
I'm Moon Man, representing "White Power"
I stack bodies higher than Trump Tower
Control the memes, control the planet
Fascism is back and the left can't stand it
Death camps for the blacks, sit back and relax
Right-Wing death-squads prepare to attack

Death is inescapable
I know it happens someday
take a shit in a water fountain
call it a chocolate sunday

I long to feel death's sweet embrace
get fucked God, shoot me in the face

Yo lock in, do the knowledge, follow the doctrine
We clocking, on your airwaves, keeping it rocking
Blaze up, make fire, light your Purple Haze up
Betcha tired, bitch ass niggas need to be caged up
So raise up fuck the playing, I'm sick of laying
I can picture spraying off an SK, shells ricocheting
Snatched up, in Supreme Court, eyes half shut
Co-defendant caught a life sentence, see him crack up
React what, who will, bail two mill'
Nigga cool still bet I'll be home before the news will
Blast fuse and leave purple Frank Matthews
Perhaps you confuse the concept black, cash rules
Incog another HAMO- D’s involved
Known freeze condo seize seven keys dissolved
Daily routine, speaking up for niggas who sling
Hand to hand on them street corners claiming you king
It's time to lock this, join with us, let your Glock spit
Guzzle the toxic, only fake niggas dry snitch
Get your guns out, it don't take much for me to dumb out
Play one route, lay ya shit down and run South

four walls make a room
four legs make a chair
a thousand bristles on the broom
that i sweep through my hair

blow it back, make it nice
Paul Mitchell, keeps it tight
spray me down, a little spice
the bitches fall like it's Leyte

i don't know it's all i have

in the dark, make it light
all my fears, come out at night
pass the time, rolling dice
'til we cop, the flashy ice

if not the cops drop
the cruisers round down to the hot spot
we were cooking up dope in a crock pot
pulled off in the whip, yea a drop top

Can i make you beats for these fly ass raps? It might take a while since I'm using garageband on my parent's computer and only when they're not in the room.

yea dude just gotta make sure it's not when i have soccer practice or my mom will freak!

my instinct was to cringe but atleast you seem to have an outlet for your autism

i like this a lot

user likes the verse alot
he doesn't know i live by his mom's spot
she gave me some slop-top
hard nipples, her top cropped
her cash in a lock box
big nuts, i got long chops
weak safe, opened with a soft shot
from my three ought

I was joking about making you beats but I actually do that. I'm 18 but I don't have a laptop

i wake up at nine just to get up at three
too damn tired to give a shit about me
but i don't have to care cuz who's around to see?
there's no one around to tell to let me be

it'd be real nice, you know?
someone to tell to go
someone to call my own
and the choice to be alone

glock thirty in the glove box, niggas carry hammers
it was early got my rub off, condoms chillin need no pampers
she pulled up from round her mom's spot, in the back a nanner
showed a peak of hollow round top, she fearing started dancing
to the nextdoor neighbor pawnshop, posted up i ain't no santa

>First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
kek
top tier autism user

saturday night, drunk and alone,
fetal next to the telephone
should I make the call, cry out for help
or say fuck it all and just hang myself?
life's getting old, I'm feeling bold
if death was for sale, to me it'd be sold
the highest bidder, the biggest quitter
the world has ever known

play me in melee

Oooohmannngoddamnnn

>two minutes into the thread
>all this
>that OP filename

GREAT post

autism

>Like did the man who invented college go to college
made me think

"subtle"

Peaches and cream
Sweeter than sweet
Chocolate cheeks
And chocolate wings

Snakes in the grass, had to cut the lawn

Stranger touched my ass, had to tell my mom

Smoking on that kids meal, got me feelin happy.

Don't get scrappy pappy I got pataki at me.

I'ma spit a verse but i'm not regular user
My words will hit you like a thousand cannons

I may come of as a regular nigger
In reality i'm white boy band singer

The hardest thing currently in my career
Is hiding powerlevel from niggers and queers

When you look at me i'm blonde blue eyed kid
What you can't see is my supreme white seed

Most people i meet are bunch of cucks
Trying to make friends, but they wanna succ

So i pick up gun and go down the street
Soon every nigga will start to bleed

Cucks will suicide cause muh white guilt
Meanwhile my conciouss won't even tilt

Enslave all women, chores have stacked
Now they will behave, never getting blacked

After all the bloodshed, theres still left few
kill root of the problem, the fucking jew

Now that filth is ridden everyone is fine
As i stand in sun my skin will shine

People recognize me from the boy band
i'm solo now cause the cucks are dead

Hiding powerlevel is no longer needed
There are no more cucks, queers or imbreds

>>Like did the man who invented college go to college

I'm fucking dying here

Ayyy yooo
2017
Ay, turn my snare up
2017
You know it, sheeit
Hey, where's my snare at?

Okay
Alright
Listen
Yea BOOOIII
Okay
Listen
Listen
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SNARE?

Spit a verse, user
OP is cursed, user
Shitposts are goin on
No one is flowin strong

Come on wrong with no song
Floss with your mom thong in my teeth
Bust a queef on my beef
no relief from my dong

2017, bitch

we thick, man
we thick
not talkin bout my dick
we thick, man
we thick
i miss you alan rickman

hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrra
git git git
git
panda
panda
hrrrrrrrrra

Hell yeah im fuckin gay
Yeah im gayer than aids
I wish i was a cop
So i could beat up minori-tays

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This thread is proof that hip hop is garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=MdKaHye1NKk

Been working way too much need to get out and get fucked up
Whats going on, where's it at
Make some calls to make it crack, lets see...
I need money, drugs, a ride
And a spot with hot ones inside
The mission:
To get all of the above in a limited amount of time
I can do this and it's done
Like that we're on our way

Be it acid on the tongue
Cocaine in your brain
Or some weed that hits your lungs
Like a runaway train
Hell yeah, from DMT to MDMA
Got all that shit and more
So 'til dawn we're okay... but anyway..

Fuck a line, every time
Get in, get a drink and lose our minds
All eyes on the dime
That makes your dick want to grind
Know you got a godd buzz going
Cuz everything is glowing
SKIRT so short her ass is showing
And shes looking so you’re knowing
You could get it tonight
But there’s so much around
Best take your time do it right

As you keep getting higher
Lights look like they're on fire
Soon all that’s left of you
Is your most primal desires

Ass clappin, dick suckin, lock the DOOR to the bathroom – quick fuckin
Find a whore and it could happen
But it's nothin, cuz you're drunk and you'll be blackin out
Before you even get a chance to think bout what you're doing

I want it I, I need it, need it to make me feel heated
Shake it, can't take it, must break it
Break if off yea, what'd I say bitch..
Bitch

>underated

best in thread

SKRRT BANG FLEX POW BRRAP

Rushing to the finish line, got this slut gushing 'cause I'm in her mind busting it until it's dinner time
Him defined is getting high with a bitch who'd give me mine simply because my eyes keep drifting to the side
This time I pictured me kite-high with a nickel
'Cause five times five is why a dime would never get my silence
I hold my midnight-colored twist of the mind inside until my midnight lover is fine with splitting her spit shine with a chick I'm sticking just to live fine
Pimp I'm a
Yoda with rhymes...
Again I'm just regurgitating further
'Cause the statement of Yoda has been stated, you just don't know it
Stadiums holding major commotion for the hater of focus is an everyday provoking wave of dope I'm soaking in
Hey what do you know my neighbors are hoping I'll quit, I will slay them and promote their shit for saying that they hope I quit
Baby what could be doper than this
Me bitch

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND MY BACK HURTS
A TALL MOTHERFUCKER GOTTA PUT ON HIS SHIRT
GOTTA HAVE BREAKFAST
NOW THAT'S OFF THE CHECKLIST
RUSH TO THE BUS STOP FASTER THAN AN LFA LEXUS

SOME SAY I'M STRANGE,DERANGED
BUT SHIT, I GOTTA GET THEM VIDEO GAMES!
WAITING AROUND FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES OR MORE
GOT INTO TOWN WENT STRAIGHT OT THE STORE

I DIDN'T DRIVE HERE BUT THE SHIT IS MEGA
SELLING OLD STUFF FOR OLD SEGAS
GOLDEN AXE TO DYNAMITE HEADDY
GOT BACK HOME AND I'M READY

INSERT THE CARTRIDGES
THE FUN WON'T STOP
GETTING INTO FIST FIGHTS AS A ROUGE COP
IT'S THE RAGE OF THE STREETS
GOT MY FILL UNTIL IT WAS COMPLETE
THEN PULLED THE SHEETS, TURNED IN TIME TO SLEEP

FIVE DAY AND IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN
IT'S JUST ANOTHER GAME WEEKEND