/grimes/

Discuss this goofy and talented artist, Claire Elise Boucher. Remember: be nice to Grimes!

Listen to a song: clyp.it/5xeeukjs
Download a bootleg: mega.nz/#!BFoXjJYD!ppWLeTHCX2TwhyWhevCDZ81mmDFIqusZjITWhruOZ-w

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1ey6IIUR0pj
youtube.com/watch?v=m2W5yf_h8gM
instagram.com/p/BO_SzOpj-V_/
billboard.com/artist/303162/grimes/chart
youtube.com/watch?v=KMaQpTe0CtA
youtube.com/watch?v=VvAaGgfN2CE
youtube.com/watch?v=yN2wGLfkfQc
youtube.com/watch?v=qGLvUejoRb4
youtube.com/watch?v=YSWwVYuqsVM
youtube.com/watch?v=k12xiZfRiqs
youtube.com/watch?v=uKVEFt8qMhs
youtube.com/watch?v=s7rM67NPhZ8
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ5XUw4qHZo
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for our almighty queen.

Can Grimes microwave a burrito so hot even she can't eat it?

ugly and untalented

sexy and beautiful

HAahaha! 0bl1v1i0n

Does she realize she sucks? Why is she dancing like that?

lmfao

can you dance like that?

i love grimes since art angels

vocaroo.com/i/s1ey6IIUR0pj

Seizures its how she gets her weed
Its a very serious health condition

Hannah, how do I get a chad bf?

who is her bf

I think varg....

this threads

animejames

Who is 'Hannah'?

montana?

duh????

ariel pink

she dates like bug people

I am. AMA.

me

ama

Everything about her seemed extremely off, then I found out she was Canadian, and it all made sense.

inxy you suck! GTFO asshat!

You're really mad because anyone knows that your fave FKA Twigs is a dull version of Grimes. Deal with it, dipshit.

What do you guys think of Kill V. Maim's remix by Jimmy Urine?

youtube.com/watch?v=m2W5yf_h8gM

Grimes had one good album through a mixture of gear/style and an amphetamine binge that worked.

However she is a disgusting person and deserves to pay.

its very harsh and edgy, i like it.

also the rhythm is pretty funky.

I like the distortion he put on the "BUT THEY DON'T KNOW ME"

What the hell is that?

instagram.com/p/BO_SzOpj-V_/

latest pic. that's her natural hair.

she likes the bee memes

Montie sent me here as he is out of town and unable to post rn


Grimes gets no oats

this confirms that she is one of us bc she must watch fantano's meme videos

S.m.h
shes cute tho

why the fuck doesn't she always look like this

I'd gladly take her out to eat

Like the shirt - I've got the same one lying around my room somewhere.

Grimes powa.

Her eyes's colour is the most beautiful thing on earth

there should be a seperate threadpost for things like this..

>out of town
user, this is the Internet...

True

montie too?

>not knowing that circuits inside the computers are real towns

Do we really need a Grimes general? I like her music as much as the next goy, but this is pathetic

forgot the pick

i can't imagine actually liking grimes
seems literally impossible to me

GOAT ASMR

I heard Grimes is a neuroscientist and speaks French. This is in addition to being a famous visual artist and the top pop songwriter of her era. Is 163 a fair guess of her approximate IQ? Is she literally perfect?

Grimes is pretty much perfect. Add also dancing (she did 11 years of ballet), speaking a bit of Russian (she loves Russian literature), liking classical, goth & medieval music, games, sci-fi (Dune, Star Wars, etc), fantasy (LOTR, Game of Thrones), philosophy, fighting, and many others.

Why do you think that's impossible? Maybe you didn't hear the right song to get into her hugely likeable music.

Thoughts on this text from /r/grimes ?

>Grimes is constantly changing sounds even in the middle of songs, but she actually remains very true to the same aesthetic principle throughout all her work.

>Each project- in order to envision a better future- will use a mix of genres from the past and present of music that are approved by hipsters in that time period, and genres that are not hipster approved, and in each album she will use an overwhelming amount of hipster-hated sounds, and only a small amount of hipster-approved ones, in just the right mixture that hipsters will be forced to listen to it because it does contain at least a few of their approved sounds, and they are so emotionally sincere and technically well executed and perfectly mixed with the non-approved sounds, that the hipsters will be tricked by Grimes into realizing the sounds they "hate" are also amazing, and that they "hated" this music only because of institutional sexist classist racist homophobic bullshit they were taught.

[continued]

>As a result of Grimes teaching them to see the truth with her albums, the hipsters will change their entire way of seeing different genres in response to each Grimes era, so that the next era, she will move on to different sounds hated by hipsters. For example, the sounds Pitchfork-reading indie rock hipsters hated before hearing Visions (new age, Mariah style r&b), became loved by these same hipsters after Claire worked with these sounds on Visions (to the extent indie rock doesn't really exist as a popular thing anymore and "indie" now refers to Visions-style indie electro pop with new age and R&B influences- like Hana for example) so she did not use these sounds on Art Angels as much, except to lure the hipsters in (the way she'd used hipster-approved experimental electronic sounds on Visions, and AC-like psych rock sounds on her early work). Art Angels instead needed to expand into sounds like country pop, industrial metal and punk pop/emo, which were not (yet) hipster approved, but now after Art Angels, are becoming favorites of hipsters... which means Claire must now locate other sounds hipsters didn't ruin yet.

every time he says "hipster" replace it with "gorilla"

?

sorry i thought it was funny

what part?

because she's clearly a sham
i can't imagine liking her

the part where people on reddit seriously write stuff like this

>sham
You mean shamrock.

Cringily written it may be, but I can't really say that any of its conclusions are wrong desu

people like the real claire :)

Ironic, isn't it?

61 posts in 15 hours

Time for these threads to end.

>talented
lying is a sin user :)

but..

i think it means that they want to see more of her

I'm confused.
Why are those stats supposed to be significant?

you can't find me one artist who is objectively more talented or capable as Grimes

Robert Fripp
Took me two seconds

anton newcombe

wow easy

neither have carried their own shit like Grimes

what the fuck does that even mean?

it means she's more independent and successful as an artist than your overrated oldfags

that's categorically wrong.

you sound fucking stupid.

you sound upset

Top 40 music for hipsters who are ashamed to listen to the Top 40

Wrong thread, user.

She's not successful enough to be top 40.

Considering she's a pop artist that's pretty bad.

No. The previous one burned out really fast, so it's logical this one to be slower. It's damn Sunday ffs.

>It's damn Sunday ffs.
right everyone is home and not at school or work

also the last one had nothing to do with grimes it was just people telling grimes posters to stop making threads.

time to put an end to these threads

>She's not successful enough to be top 40.
>Her latest album peaked at under #40 on Billboard 200
user, assuming Grimes continues making pop-friendly music a bonafide top 40 hit track or two from her is probably just a matter of time.

cute!

I LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>I'll take bad haircuts that ruin Grimes' otherwise good looks for $500, Alex

>tfw no qt bork

love love love

hello yuri

She's not successful enough to be top 40.

...

Album wise? Technically yes.
Single wise? Not yet.

GRIMES GRIMES GRIMES GRIMES

Kill v. maim must have been close though, right?

Grimes is not more successful than Fripp

GRIMES

I THINK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

she can go around filming montreal because she loves that city for this MV.

ALSO HER FRENCH IS FUCKING

what are you talking about? she looks great in that pic.

See for yourself - billboard.com/artist/303162/grimes/chart

Anyone got a playlist of good live Grimes?

these are my favourites
youtube.com/watch?v=KMaQpTe0CtA
youtube.com/watch?v=VvAaGgfN2CE
youtube.com/watch?v=yN2wGLfkfQc
youtube.com/watch?v=qGLvUejoRb4
youtube.com/watch?v=YSWwVYuqsVM
youtube.com/watch?v=k12xiZfRiqs
youtube.com/watch?v=uKVEFt8qMhs
youtube.com/watch?v=s7rM67NPhZ8
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ5XUw4qHZo

she's adorable and cute and everything that I just want to hug her all day and feed her with chocolate and keep hugging her,I'm not a very soft guy but she's just...

>feed her with chocolate
I don't think she eats chocolate.