Hi Female 18 UK here...

Hi Female 18 UK here. Ask me any questions you want they can be sexual personal and as intrusive as you want and I promise I'll answer you fully it really gets me going when strangers ask me questions like that kik me at lucybrady18

You are a man. Fake. Gay. Etc.

why are you so fake?

TITS OR GTFO

I'm not fake I'm just bored and lonely

Show pussy.

What where you alevel results

tits and time stamp
or gtfo

Why do you look like a boy?

prove that you're female

What was your first period like?

trips indicate that you do it OP

see

Fuck off

You can't claim you're a female without posting your vagina.

INB4 females can have penii

UK 18 year old up before 7am? GTFO

I live in the U.K and I'm up. I'm 18 and I get up at 6:00 every day.

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Why do you look like a monkey boy in a wig?

You look like

Tits with time stamp? That's my question.

You look like a female LeafyIsHere

Why

kys

How does a personal army request this thinly veiled get 18 replies without anyone calling it out. all of you kys

her tit looks like cliffords damn ear

Whorenose tells us everything there is to learn here.

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Preference: Hours of cunnilingus or 6 minutes of penetrative intercourse?

Hours of cunnilingus, but that would get boring after 5 minutes.

I was born that way, so only God knows why.

Sorry, but I don't listen to Satan.

Are you actually religious

Maybe because you subconsciously want to fuck men?

Watch porn or read a book while getting eaten out. Also, preferred euphemism for cunnilingus.

Not really, but my parents force me to attend mass once a week.

I'm sure you have lots of mass

Watching porn wouldn't help; especially for you, since I would be comparing a porn star's large penis with yours.
I prefer people calling it "bush dinner".

poor Sup Forums

What's your ideal penis size?

I don't really know exactly.
It's not like I take the time to measure a guy's penis every time I have sex.
I like the size of my hairbrush handle, which is about 4 1/2 inches.

Kisses to you too, newfaggot.

What the fuck does KYS mean?!

In which part of UK do you live?

I live in Wilmslow.

What are your favorite book, movie and tv series?

Lol, pretend you care

If you raped a jew with a chainsaw, for how long would it smell like vagina?

Comic Book: Watchmen
Movie: War of the Worlds
TV Series: Red Dwarf

Depends on whether or not it was a girl Jew

Trick question; everyone knows that Jews always smell like shekels.

Good point. I forgot that they fill their ovaries with their jew gold.

Prove that you're not just a dude in drag. Pussy now.

Oh yeah?
Prove to everyone here that you're not a faggot.
Post penis with timestamp now.

He's not the one who's claiming to be female. The onus of proof is on OP.

What was your most embarrassing moment in your life so far?

When I got AIDS.

I accidentally wore a see-through blouse in public.
Some pervert kept staring at me before telling me that he could see my bra.

when did you feel the most humiliated sexually by a man in your life

do you look forward to your nation's future as an islamic caliphate, in which you will be raped by muslim men who believe you are a western whore before being stoned to death for apostasy

This one boyfriend cheated on me with a trap. He said the trap was cuter.

My first lover told me that I had large nipples during sex; he was trying to talk dirty to me.
I was so pissed and felt humiliated, so I told him that he had a small penis and that he was bad at sex.
He got ass-blasted for about a month.

Don't trust He's pretending to be me.

Do you masturbate/look at porn out of boredom?
Does time-since-last-orgasm/horniness influence you level of homosexuality?

That would never happen.
My neighbors and I would start a riot if things ever got bad.

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Ha! The only difference between what's happening to the UK and what has already happened to Germany is how quickly it's progressing.

Show your tits with timestamp or get the fuck out.

When are you going to show us your tits?

I'm a closet furry, but I only like straight porn.
My level is homosexuality is zero, and there's nothing that will ever change that.

I'm down to help over here but a timestamp is required at the very least.

Good on you, make sure you stand by those words.

Should we make this a Spiderman thread?

Maybe when someone actually has the balls to post their penis with a timestamp.

Do it

YOU'RE the attention whore. Tits or GTFO, you sanctimonious cunt.

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If you're going to spam Spider-Man, at least do it to one of those shitty Asian threads.

This
Why all of you are such huge faggots?

>inb4 you too
I can't in this moment but I wish I could

Honest question; are you a attention seeking cunt?

Why are you such a white knight?

Yes, how was Britain like in the early 2000's?

If I craved attention, then I would be on Twitch.

>white knight
Try harder newfag

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I don't need to try because neither are you. You're just making excuses.

Stupid.
No one had smartphones, and the Internet was terrible.

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>tfw ultimate autism

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Newfag detected

i hope that this spammer doesn't get banned

sounds pretty easy guys timpstamp your cocks and show her call her out she said shed show her tits if someone timestamped their dick

nigga this is the internet

Oh no... a a butthurt bitch has called me a newfag... what ever shall I do?

OP claims to be a girl, so it's "her" job to fulfill "tits or gtfo."

90 replies, still no tits and timestamp

FAKE!

Op thinks he has outsmarted Sup Forums by making a thread, you a vary vunny guy

OP can u wank me off plz

ah true true