Poo Peeland

>Poo Peeland
Can this country do anything?

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We can beat Canada in the olympics despite having an eighth of their population

We make some great movies

>Britain picking on tiny countries because they're complete shit and can't win anything

Lol

>United States of 60%

They literally live in middle earth. I don't think they care.

Get out of a group in a world cup

I like NZ pls don't bully them too hard.

>implying thats a bad thing

>caring about the Olympics
>having to fight of hoards of orcs to keep your sheep safe
Pick one

>celebrating with the Haka after achieving a dominant 5th place

ah yes lotr. True kino.

>4 million people
>Won Gold
>rank 17th
Is the rest of the world even trying? maybe we should send our C team since you are having such a hard time.

more like you can make some really boring but pretty looking movies if you cover everything in CGI

HOW EVER

>Implying I was implying it was a bad thing

It was a compliment. New Zealand is a beautiful country and they're very lucky to live there.

>We can beat Canada
cute

>Romania
What the fug, did they stole them ?

>getting bantered by Sweden and New Zealand

good thing lions don't concern themselves with the opinion of sheep (and cucks)

>calling us sheep
Delete this!

>Canadian attempts at banter
Try harder eh

>you will never live in a comfy, first world island

Mens Coxless double unbeaten for 60-something races? Back to back olympic golds?

New Zealand will never be comfy for a foreigner, especially a non white one from a non english speaking country who doesn't play rugby

I'll grant you citizenship if you bring lots of bundas with you

medalspercapita.com/

Would i be like a Mexican immigrant in USA? Just good for washing dishes?

Needs to be updated, NZ has five medals now

>cockless
yeah sounds like you lmao

Are you kidding me? All a Brazzo needs to do is set up a wacky Brazilian cafe in ponsonby with live samba and bossa on Sunday evenings and they would be the toast of the fucking town.

Confirmed for small town honkey

You'd have to retrain in NZ to get a proper job since no one here trusts qualifications earned outside of Australia, NZ and the UK.

You could always pick and pack fruit though

>Lions

>10
good times

Only boongas, chinks and yanks want to live in a shithole like Auckland though

True
True for any job that requires qualifications
True
True
True

>be englel
>invent a bunch of sports
>get constantly rekt in them all
O I am laffin

>be NZ
>get beaten by GB in your only sport
>end up celebrating fifth (5th)
>later get beaten by GB in a gold that you're the favourites for
Is there a more c*cked country?

And the problem with telling the hue to go to auckland is...?

t. Muhammad

cuck

And don't kiwis just perform at their best when they're sitting down, going backwards.

I suggest everyone watch this 3 part BBC nature documentary about NZ. Beautiful country.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07lp34l/new-zealand-earths-mythical-islands-1-cast-adrift

How's that cycling medal.

>be UK
>Put together a team of all your best players
>train and practice hard
>Travel to NZ on a Great Lions Tour(tm)
>lose 3-0 at a sport you invented with the best players from four (4) countries

It really makes you think

What is that even supposed to mean you lebo

why are you trying to shift attention from your defeat against Fiji to a country with 4.7 million habitants?
What a pathetic bully you are dude. Why don't you make fun of Bhutan for not winning any medals next time?

because Poo Peelanders are sounds lads who can handle a bit of banter

Its all fun and games until someone says Kiwis aren't cute

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Hello. Good race kiwis.

I do like the birds you have

watched a documentary on the Kakapo a couple years ago. like fucking budgies on steroids. Hope you lads can save them so I can own one one day

Not likely m8

Was surprised by some of them when watching Fantail my favourite.

Do they eat AusWORMS?

Honestly qtest birds out there

Fantails are qt and they hop around after you when youre walking outside without beig obnoxious like gulls

Always feel guilty when my cat brings one in

Yeah they follow people walking through the grass to catch any insects that we might disturb.

atleast we dont have to combine nations to create one giant team that still gets cucked

That's because Australia rejected you

plenty of brazilian guys i know and they get along fine, no you could work in trades etc

you should read their constitution some time :^)

Actually it's the other way around

Shid...sorry straya

I thought New Zealand was still a part of Britain. Why do they get to compete on their own but Scotland and Wales don't?

There was a doc on tv narrated by Sam Neill about NZ wildlife earlier this week. Might have been the same one?
Kakapos look like charming pets

We're just not cucks like the Welsh/Scots/Texans/Irish/Newfies/Hong Kongers/EveryNationIntheEU/WesternAustralians

>like gulls

Plenty of gulls here, herring gulls being the worst of them all.

STOP
THIS IS A NO BULLY ZONE

Our gulls are all shitcunts spoilt rotten from people giving them chips

Pass pool stages in a world cup?

Maori say if they touch you or go inside your house that you're going to die
Tapu as 2bh

>part of Britain
No we are on the opposite side of the world lad
>Great Britain is an island separated from the European mainland by the English Channel and North Sea. It comprises the nations of England, Scotland and Wales.

Such a qt bird would never be a bad omen.

Learning mouldy in school was the biggest waste of time holy shit, should have just done what the aussies did.

>tanwha lies

Spotted the Chch white trash piece of shit.

I've had Maori tell me that they've literally seen taniwha kek

But apparently there are good and bad ones

That's a restraining order

I kind wish they forced more of it on me when I was younger, before I knew was I was learning

Could impress qt foreigners with a useless language

Some of the taniwha shit makes sense though
>Someone died swimming here, let's not swim there because it was a taniwha
Avoiding areas where people died isn't a stupid thing to do

someone should tell the asians theres one at piha

True

Maori tend to drown fishing off rocks and getting washed away, then another guy comes in and gets washed away too

Lel

>37 total medals
>just 5 golds

damn

The only worthwhile documentary about New Zealand worth watching is Once Were Warriors.

>Britbronzes

Yeah it documents the lives of New Zealanders who eventually got on a boat to the gold coast, increasing the iq of both countries.

qeq

Wtf happened then. Why the fuck were we that good?

Fucking kek

Should tell the shitish people that's where's one at heathrow before they get on the plane.

We generally don't believe in that stuff or have rituals to expel the gods of timbam'bu like you do over there.

> get btfo by Fiji
> get mad at NZ
Good stuff, Englel

>WesternAustralians
eh

thats sort of the arguement for why >youd benefit from federation.

shithole poor state that benefits from free east coast G$T gibs. The reason WA doesnt even talk about independence anymore is exactly because of that

NZ would be exactly the same now if they were a state except wealthier

Eat a gun you semen eating piece of shit

Underrated

Fuck, how will we recover from this dad tier banter