This is your neighbors new car. What do you do?

This is your neighbors new car. What do you do?

buy his car

Yiff

Put googly eyes on IT.

live my fucking life. it's not my car why would i give a shit?

Ask him why the fuck he feels it necessary to announce his sexual fetish to everyone.

kinkshame them

Burn the motherfucking pedophile out - superglue house locks and burn him to the ground.

>ALL furfags are pedos.

>>ALL furfags are pedos.
kek

honk

They are into beastiality already, so it's safe to assume they are also pedophiles, because no morals.

yeah like 4 out of 5 times you are right. mlp is bad too. diaper faggs are ALWAYS pedophiles

So much this - furfaggotry allows grown men to dress-up as cuddly toys and lure children.

It's a cunning way for pedos to legitimise their sickness.

user is right, round them up and euthenase them before they rape our children.

>yeah like 4 out of 5 times you are right. mlp is bad too. diaper faggs are ALWAYS pedophiles

much wisdom here - all these cartoon fags are fucking pedos as shown by the endless loli and shota threads on here

kung-fu moot is gonna be in deep shit one day when the FBI catch-on

This seems true actually. I lost my interest in furry when I heard so much praise about fucking actual dogs.

Yep - bestiality is an abuse of a vulnerable creature and just as awful and sick a crime as pedophilia - no question that one will be a gateway to another.

>Furfaggotry should be made a crime equal to pedophilia.

Lock this sick filth up - hopefull convince plenty of them to end their own empty, diseased lives.

you should give a shit bcos these sick fucks want to rape your pets and children

>image VERY much related - you NEED to read this shit

Kill yourselves, all of you.

Nothing.
I do absolutely nothing to his car.

The driver, however...

Pedophile detected.

>Prepare to die in prison you worthless piece of shit.

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I'm surprised there's only one fat, lonely, neckbearded, permavirgin middle-aged child-molester shitposting this thread.

Sup Forums is a normie board now. What you're looking for is /mlp/ or /r9k/.

>fat
Nope
>lonely
Yes
>neckbearded
Nope
>permavirgin
Yes
>middle-aged
Nope
>child-molester
Nope
You got 2/6, you failed. I am a zoophile though.

Load my .357

Does furry cosplay sex exist?
Like, kigurumi doller sex?

Probably. I'm not into that stuff, but I believe it's called murrsuiting. It's where people fuck each other in fursuits, if that's what you're referring to.

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>not expecting to change over time
The metamorphosis will happen whether you want it to or not

I've been a furry for 4.5 years, mate. I'm 19, and I know what my fetishes are and aren't, and none of those 6 are going to change any time soon. And by the way, pedophilia, like zoophilia, is closer to a sexual orientation than a fetish.
But I know you're just pretending to be retarded, so I'm just going to leave it at that while I go post fur shit in the sfur thread.

This

>zoophile = pedophile

Plenty of keywords ITT for FBI to notice and dox this POS abuser hopefully.

Actually I'm going to shitpost more because it's fun.

Kill yourself.

>2016
>not understanding gateways to criminal abuse

Your ass will be turned into an AIDS-infested sexual windsock by a troupe of prison niggers.

>better to KYS now

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>I'm 19, and I know what my fetishes are and aren't
kid, I'm 26 and I'm still discovering fetish I didnt even knew I had. trust me - you dont know yours either.

fuck off and die pedophile

Nah it won't because I'm hardly a criminal. Sure I've done sexual stuff with dogs, but it's not like I'm abusing them. And it couldn't be proven anyway.

Okay mate.

You first bb ;)

burn it

Unless you live in some filthy nigger or sandnigger hellhole, sex with animals is illegal (bestiality) and prosecutable as animal abuse.

I earnestly hope someone catches-up to you and you get the sentencing you need and psychiatric counselling too cos you are seriously mentally ill.

>quicker to just kys now and spare those who know you the pain and save al of your future animal and child victims.

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

Yeah but it isn't animal abuse.
"Look at that woman raping that dog by having its cock in her ass! She should be imprisoned amongst violent criminals and murders for abusing that dog!"
See how fucking stupid that sounds?
"B-but animals can't consent!"
That's obviously wrong because if they couldn't consent then they wouldn't exist in the first place. Animals aren't humans. If they're uncomfortable with something they will let you know. Try going behind a mare and touching her pussy without knowing her, she's going to kick the fuck out of you. Animals have feelings too you know. And that is the main reason zoophiles and pedophiles exist; because animals and children give far more love than adults.
Now, tell me how I'm abusing an animal for giving it sexual pleasure. Better yet, try to prove that I was "abusing" it as you so say.

What you mean is >"we pedophiles have a large number of poorly-drawn cartoons of anthropomorphic animals having the kind of sex none of us will ever experience unless we forcibly rape animals and children with our stunted babydicks".

>kys

I hope you're trolling - because if you actually believe what you are typing you are seriously mentally impaired and should be in full time care for your own safety as well as that of the animals and children you enjoy raping and abusing.

Prove me wrong. Go ahead, you've got all the time in the world.
>protip: you can't

I never get these things. How the fuck do they see out of the mirror

i absolutely agree if the animal is being fucked but if an animal does the fucking without the human forcing it then there is nothing wrong with it.

>2016
>not having a 360-degree periscope in your car

it's like you want to have blindspots and incomplete situational awareness

I fully encourage your lifestyle and hope you find yourself with a great harem of sexy animals, you awesome zoo you

Have a bitch

Is this the furry appreciation thread?

Thank you, user. I'm working on it right now. I hope to have a husky girl some day.

I guess it is now

Your posts prove you are evidently too mentally ill and of too low intelligence to comprehend that these things are illegal everywhere for very good reasons.

>By definition only an adult human being can give informed consent.
>What you are doing is rape and abuse.

The fact you have lied to yourself so-often (and that you know others who lie to themselves and others so often) changes nothing. In the eyes of the law you are a criminal; in the eyes of society you are morally corrupt; in the eyes of the medical fraternity you are mentally ill.

All the denial in the world will not change this.

GOD DAMN I FUCKING LOVE FURRIES!!!

>that is the main reason zoophiles and pedophiles exist; because animals and children give far more love than adults

Way to prove furries and pedos are the same thing nigga

"You're objectively wrong because you disagree with me! I'm going to call you and evil child rapist, mentally ill, and stupid because you like what I don't like"
That's how fucking stupid you sound. I'm only reading like 1/5 of your posts anymore, and I already know what it's about.

Try harder/10

you can't really make an argument like that unless you're vegan tbh.

noone asks animals if they consent to be eaten. yet with sex, they actually can, even if they can't sign their own name to it. yet this is considered immoral.

your argument is horrifically flawed, you're basically arguing in favour for it

Keep my kids away from those freaks.

>implying you have children
>implying you will ever have children

yall need dolphin pussy in yar lives

more vixen?

I'm pretty sure he's just pretending to be retarded. This is Sup Forums after all. I know some people are actually that stupid, but I don't get that vibe from him.

Also this.

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Is 19 and claims to know anything. Trust me by the time you are 25, youll either hate yourself or become full degenerate

honk

yes! moar, please!
I don't have enough dolphin porn on my phone

go hard.

posting drawn cause i can't be bothered with a ban

>implying I don't have myself already
And I don't claim to know everything, but I do know a lot more about pedophilia and zoophilia than most people. They're a lot more than just fetishes, so when I say that I'm not going to ever become a pedophile, I know what I'm talking about. Ask this guy, he knows quite a lot about me, and he'll tell you you're wrong.

Nick isn't a vixen he is a raynard.
But here is a goat.

i have about 100 pics but cant dump them all quickly because captcha is a pita

What the fuck do i know about you pajeet

we're on an anonymous imageboard

also here is a renard

oh shit i forgot to worship asriel today

This isn't a matter of *opinion* - ALL of society, ALL laws of developed nations, ALL of conventional medicine considers what you do to be fundamentally abusive, illegal and a symptom of very poor mental health.

You don't have to like these facts, you don't have to agree with them, but you cannot opt out of them by going "la-la-la-I'm-not-listening".

You - and all like you - ARE a sick and abusive, pedophilic criminals who should be locked-away.

>If you lived near me I would not hesitate to burn you out.

You know enough about me to say I'm not a pedophile and never will be, I would think.
And don't ever call me a curry nigger again.

k

I don't think anyone is denying what the medical community is saying. You repeating yourself ad nauseum has no purpose and doesn't lessen our enjoyment of what we like even slightly

Fuck off, autist. Normal people like other people, not animals, fucking sick cunt.

It will never be normal and YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ANIMAL, YOU LOSE.

Go ahead, draw all the deviant art you want.

YOU. WILL. NEVER. BE. AN. ANIMAL.


REALITY! DING!

fucking normie get out

geez guy. you're gonna give yourself a hernia. calm down. have some tea. come explain your troubles

Define what is and isn't normal first. Zoophilia is much more common than you think. It was literally one of the first fetishes ever, along with pedophilia.

herp derp sure is autumn in here

haha look how fast the little faggot responded, someones butthurt they will never realize their dream

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :( :( : (: (: (:(:(:(:(:(:(:((

who actually has their computer monitor facing the door

just ignore him (づ｡ ‿‿ ｡)
he's just angry. it'll pass

>herp derp
ok fuck this im done

shrug and be happy that he's confident enough in his life decisions that he's that much out about being who he is.

Leads to more humans = normal
putting body parts in random lifeforms = not normal

wow that was fucking hard eh? if you successfully carry on the species, you're normal. If you do a bunch of silly homo shit, that will not be carried over to your children because you wont have any. holy shit what a concept.

Furfags who are too lazy to move furniture themselves, obviously.

Nah, I love arguing with retards. I'm the one that brought back this thread from the dead to argue with retards and post sexy doggos.

Set up better security around the barn.

honk.

Arson

wait, i'll never be a moldovian weasel? ever? are you sure?

You're gross, dash.

because its better for someone to see your twisted porn over have to look someone in the eye while jacking

Read your fellow pedophile's posts - he certainly thinks your abusive sickness is normal and acceptable.

For the benefit of anyone calling animal abuse and pedophilia "fetishes" - they are not, they are crimes, they are illnesses, and society rightly rejects you and would, given a free hand, kill you.

so long as you're having fun.

pick a card, any card

absolute degeneracy

>random lifeforms
And that's how I know you have no idea what you're talking about. Listen closely: we DON'T just want to fuck animals.
Did you get that? Sex is not what we long for. We simply love animals in ways that others don't understand, in ways that humans love each other. Sex is a part of love, but that's not what zoophilia is about. Yes, there are people who just like to watch women get fucked by dogs, but they like it because they think it's gross and degenerate.

Yee.

None of the above. I like anthro characters, and I like animals, but I don't like in between. Dogs with hair and human facial expressions look stupid. But if I had to choose I would pick the brunette.