Hello there, my name is Steve and I belive this thread is in possession of some illegal dubs. I would like to ask you to remain calm and stand in line as I check dem, please.
Hello there, my name is Steve and I belive this thread is in possession of some illegal dubs...
You'll never take me alive.
Please stand aside, sir.
>sweating profusly.
>feeling ill
>paceing
>visibly flush
well, it seems to be somewhat silent here. But I know you're here, guys. Better hand out the dubs now, before this police officers gets angry ..
>sitting in chair, sipping water, holding head, and shaking leg, arms crossed.
boy, please stand aside as I investigate the real criminals
I...forgot my anxiety medication..dont search my bag plz.
it's past bedtime son, you better go home before shit gets nasty
>nervous gassyness
>crouching, preparing to vomit
>bumping into objects.
No dubs in there, boy. Oh damn, is that an anal plug? Damn, boy.
Sir, these aren't my dubs, i swear.
AM I BEING DETAINED SIR?
It's the dubs of the mexican!
>blacks out
>urinates
I do not follow the filthy commands of heretics
It's an inside job, I think you are the ones with the dubs, Steve!
Fuck I'm on my m8's rig.
Can I give you my permit via fax or email officer?
I have glaucoma.
>be me
>possibly possessing dubs
>he will never know
Check em
Hei thar Mr.Offaicar
oh dang haha, somebody screwed you over, boy. This ain't the real deal you having there.
New to alcohol? Get outta here or I'm calling your parents
Hands up, harambe
fuck you mr officer. who do you think you are to check my dubs?
You are obviously mistaken, I don't know anything about any dubs sir.
first time seeing a cop, boys? You got nothing to worry about, I'm after real criminals
kek that bear pic
i dindu nuffin
*shots*
My man
DUBS!
dubs? what´s that?
You can't stop me from dubs you pig
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER!
Something you wanna tell us there?
omg arrest this guy
>i-i never came in contact with any d-dubs sir...
you'll never take me alive!
Look officer I'm just trying to get home
Nah bro. I just got that dank ass weed.
I was right, you do have the dubs!
Dindu nuffin
this is just a sample I got from previous cases... YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME! I could shoot you all up and get away with it, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Steve, i have word from the station that someone might be posessing possibly mega-dangerous trips. We gotta checkem before someone gets hurt.
Yeah you caught him, hehe
Can i leave now?
Im singles only I swear officer.
Nope just concerned because I know I have dubs on me and I'm just being honest.
You gotta job to do too you know?
i'm clean officer
Fuck you Steve...
nothing to see here officer
Do you like hurting other people?
Nope, no dubs here u fuckin cunt
IT'S A RAID! CHEESE IT!
*ROGER, GOT ONE DUBS, OTHERS ARE FAGGOTS*
These are not my dubs
check this you FUCKING PIG I KNOW MY RIGHTS
if dubs next terror attack will be happening again on 9/11 and in USA
I'm innocent.
I may know a little something...
WHAT"S YOUR BADGE NUMBER
I AM FILMING THIS ENCOUNTER
STEVE, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?
...
HOLY SHIT STEVE WHAT THE FUCK
Eat my asshole steve
no repeating digits here officer
as I said, I got two '77' dubs from a previous thread, nothing to worry about!
o hello ofisr
Arrest this man
Officer barbrady and jefferson
*Officer steve checked, lying bastard*
I belive this thread is clean now. Other unit still cleaning the other one.
Operation Sup Forums succesfull till now
You're going away for a long time mister !
PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND GO TOWARDS THE WALL ON YOUR LEFT!!
someone screencap this thread lmao
This is my only chance to finally get this site clean, Garry! Don't get in my fucking way, we'll talk about this later!!
welp
IM CLEAN
JUST LET ME GO
Filling out report, thread almost searched completely
fuck you officer, I'm out of here
fk u steve
you got me
officer has dubs
nice corrpution m8
You are digging yourself quite the hole ossifer.
Jerry, you fucking faggot, stop filming ..
check my numbers. I have never had dubs so I'm innocent. thanks for your work Steve
Please stand aside!!
High, I am Dubs, I am not illegal! I´ve been born here!
thank you, kid. Go home now
Nothing to see here office
just let me go man
U-uh, officer, can I go pee... please?
dub dealer here
Having a good day, officer?
oh boy, bad decisions never end good, eh? ;)
I'm just holding these for a friend I swear officer!
Dub free is the way to be
i will fk ur family up steve
stand aside, you're free to leave! All I need is these bastard
dub or die
Well shit, while you're here, lemme get some dubs b.
Im not a nigger, i dont carry that shit
SINGLES, STAND ASIDE!
Catch those subhumans who posses dubs, order must be maintained.