Hello there, my name is Steve and I belive this thread is in possession of some illegal dubs...

Hello there, my name is Steve and I belive this thread is in possession of some illegal dubs. I would like to ask you to remain calm and stand in line as I check dem, please.

You'll never take me alive.

Please stand aside, sir.

>sweating profusly.

>feeling ill

>paceing

>visibly flush

well, it seems to be somewhat silent here. But I know you're here, guys. Better hand out the dubs now, before this police officers gets angry ..

>sitting in chair, sipping water, holding head, and shaking leg, arms crossed.

boy, please stand aside as I investigate the real criminals

I...forgot my anxiety medication..dont search my bag plz.

it's past bedtime son, you better go home before shit gets nasty

>nervous gassyness

>crouching, preparing to vomit

>bumping into objects.

No dubs in there, boy. Oh damn, is that an anal plug? Damn, boy.

Sir, these aren't my dubs, i swear.

AM I BEING DETAINED SIR?

It's the dubs of the mexican!

>blacks out
>urinates

I do not follow the filthy commands of heretics

It's an inside job, I think you are the ones with the dubs, Steve!

Fuck I'm on my m8's rig.
Can I give you my permit via fax or email officer?
I have glaucoma.

>be me
>possibly possessing dubs
>he will never know
Check em

Hei thar Mr.Offaicar

oh dang haha, somebody screwed you over, boy. This ain't the real deal you having there.

New to alcohol? Get outta here or I'm calling your parents

Hands up, harambe

fuck you mr officer. who do you think you are to check my dubs?

You are obviously mistaken, I don't know anything about any dubs sir.

first time seeing a cop, boys? You got nothing to worry about, I'm after real criminals

kek that bear pic

i dindu nuffin
*shots*

My man

DUBS!

dubs? what´s that?

You can't stop me from dubs you pig

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER!

Something you wanna tell us there?

omg arrest this guy

>i-i never came in contact with any d-dubs sir...

you'll never take me alive!

Look officer I'm just trying to get home

Nah bro. I just got that dank ass weed.

I was right, you do have the dubs!

Dindu nuffin

this is just a sample I got from previous cases... YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME! I could shoot you all up and get away with it, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Steve, i have word from the station that someone might be posessing possibly mega-dangerous trips. We gotta checkem before someone gets hurt.

Yeah you caught him, hehe
Can i leave now?

Im singles only I swear officer.

Nope just concerned because I know I have dubs on me and I'm just being honest.
You gotta job to do too you know?

i'm clean officer

Fuck you Steve...

nothing to see here officer

Do you like hurting other people?

Nope, no dubs here u fuckin cunt

IT'S A RAID! CHEESE IT!

*ROGER, GOT ONE DUBS, OTHERS ARE FAGGOTS*

These are not my dubs

check this you FUCKING PIG I KNOW MY RIGHTS

if dubs next terror attack will be happening again on 9/11 and in USA

I'm innocent.

I may know a little something...

WHAT"S YOUR BADGE NUMBER

I AM FILMING THIS ENCOUNTER

STEVE, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?

...

HOLY SHIT STEVE WHAT THE FUCK

Eat my asshole steve

no repeating digits here officer

as I said, I got two '77' dubs from a previous thread, nothing to worry about!

o hello ofisr

Arrest this man
Officer barbrady and jefferson

*Officer steve checked, lying bastard*

I belive this thread is clean now. Other unit still cleaning the other one.

Operation Sup Forums succesfull till now

You're going away for a long time mister !

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND GO TOWARDS THE WALL ON YOUR LEFT!!

someone screencap this thread lmao

This is my only chance to finally get this site clean, Garry! Don't get in my fucking way, we'll talk about this later!!

welp

IM CLEAN

JUST LET ME GO

Filling out report, thread almost searched completely

fuck you officer, I'm out of here

fk u steve

you got me

officer has dubs

nice corrpution m8

You are digging yourself quite the hole ossifer.

Jerry, you fucking faggot, stop filming ..

check my numbers. I have never had dubs so I'm innocent. thanks for your work Steve

Please stand aside!!

High, I am Dubs, I am not illegal! I´ve been born here!

thank you, kid. Go home now

Nothing to see here office

just let me go man

U-uh, officer, can I go pee... please?

dub dealer here

Having a good day, officer?

oh boy, bad decisions never end good, eh? ;)

I'm just holding these for a friend I swear officer!

Dub free is the way to be

i will fk ur family up steve

stand aside, you're free to leave! All I need is these bastard

dub or die

Well shit, while you're here, lemme get some dubs b.

Im not a nigger, i dont carry that shit

SINGLES, STAND ASIDE!

Catch those subhumans who posses dubs, order must be maintained.