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depression hours edition

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now lads i'm hoping for some good bollockposting this thread don't let me down

Fuck Britain and the British

Evolutionarily speaking, what is the ideal age for a woman to get pregnant?

I used to be a depression hours regular

then I started getting blind drunk every day and I stopped

beautiful white chilean girls ediition

Heard a very interesting business idea in Davos:
Print money and then give it to people for free as a basic income.

15-18

old eggs are bad eggs

women having kids at 35 are regressing the gene pool with pollution

late teens, early 20s

any earlier the risk of death by childbirth is higher,
older and the cumulative genetic damage is increased

*hides in my bedroom when the housemates are in the kitchen*
ah yes much safer here

Kek

is linguistics a meme degree?

>depression hours
You say that like there are non-depression ones

trash economy. we use cubes of trash as money, everybody becomes rich, it's a goldrush

Jemaine Clement my Maori cousin

*starts packing your mum into a cube*

*sees your post*
hmm
*walks away*

I'm yet to see a worthwhile OP by an Australian

>having children before 28

le science aside, this is seriously shitskin/yank tier

watching molly jane porn

REALLY lovely boobs on her

This is /brit/, stop trying to base editions around auscunt time

*opens door wihtout knocking*

HEY THERE MATES!

i think you could go for some COLONIAL COLOR!

bit gay

what about yanks

you like yanks right

he specifically said in evolutionary terms so your entire comment is pointless

not an argument

If the government had a log of your DNA how many crime scenes would you be linked to?

>it's saturday night in australia already

Einstein's mother was 21 when she birthed him

Love it when you order a bunch of amazon stuff and some of it is marketplace so you can't remember what's in each package and it's a total surprise when you open it

TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR COUNTRY

been playing ww2 games a lot recently and beginning to fantasisee too much about being in a tank. was at work taking a shit and i was shooting an invisible machine gun at invisible enemies and didn't realise the cubicle next to me was occupied. Must've spent at least 6 hours yesterday after work just drinking and reading articles about tank warfare on wikipedia too. very grunty behavior.

hmm
maybe 1 that might land me in jail, but probably not since it was a fire

none really
only major crimes i've done involved putting non-sanctioned molecules into my bloodstream

i could have easily battered einstein during his physical prime so he's no example of human excellence

Things I don't give a single fuck about:

Hilary Clinton
Sushi
Socialising with work colleagues
Christmas
Stoke
ASMR
Channel 4
Nintendo consoles after the Gamecube
Skiing

Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

>not giving a fuck about sushi
VERY poor taste in food
will not be inviting you to my birthday party

>Channel 4
What goes on there anyway

fuck me I'm wasted
polished off a bottle of gin and a couple of ciders

Nice time to trot out this little factoid once more

mentalfloss.com/article/29842/president-john-tylers-grandsons-are-still-alive

Here's the most amazing thing you'll ever read about our 10th president:

John Tyler was born in 1790. He took office in 1841. And he has two living grandchildren.

Lyon Gardiner Tyler, one of President Tyler’s 15 kids, was born in 1853. He fathered Lyon Gardiner Tyler Jr. in 1924, and Harrison Ruffin Tyler in 1928.

going to take a nap

bye

Guess who wrote this

CONDITIONS

A. You will make sure:

1. that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
2. that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;
3. that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.

B. You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons. Specifically, You will forego:

1. my sitting at home with you;
2. my going out or travelling with you.

C. You will obey the following points in your relations with me:

1. you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way;
2. you will stop talking to me if I request it;
3. you will leave my bedroom or study immediately without protest if I request it.

D. You will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.

I agree with much of this

>factoid
use a dictionary mongo

so can Trump be impeached if his tax returns turn out to be dodgy?

Degeneracy and pandering to brown people

We had an anti-Trump protest in Sydney today
How did the anti-Trump protests go in Big Britain?

Sounds like something Molyjew would think up

when did you start

Gandhi

the ol' hag, of course

Nah it's too late, you have to go back

I enjoyed about 3 months of no blocked nose in 2016

5am

but it won't be favourable for him though

why are people demanding this so hard if it won't do anything?

>you le have to le go le back

Did Trump really make them delete the LGBT and Civil Rights sections of the White House website

Cousin in the Marines, said he got to drive a tank.

Loud, dirty, cramped, hours on end. Cannon so loud, the noise alone could strip the pages off a book. Everything smells like it's burning, nothing's been updated since the 1990s.

Tanks are meant to look cool from the outside; not from inside.

nice

test

...

from what i've read they change the whole website up with each president so he didn't "delet" per se

paki

Yeah, the climate change parts too haha

Powerful

another tripcode added to the filter list mmhmm

the missus

ah yes

all of my baby boomer professors are scared of glonald drumpfh

posting about yank politics is reddit tier my frog friend

what are rosy's twitter names?
need a wank and cant find her

>why are people demanding this so hard if it won't do anything?
Cos they're stupid

Wow.. Really Makes You Think

...

i haven't read any books
checkmate

someone new to whinge about

rasheed

he's going to stand down
50 people held up signs in manchester
he's done

>that beautiful period after a gigantic shit when you feel all empty and cleared up

someone stop this man

>women unite, reclaim the nig
ah yes, very progressive

hello /r/eddit

my photo from new york

Can feel my lids drooping, I must admit.

Find me a leaf's face to spit on so I can finally end my day and take a nap.

The IRS already did all their investigations. He just didn't release them to the public.

If there was anything illegal he wouldn't have been able to run.

cephelophilia or whatever right?

That is Leeds though

>posting about yank politics is reddit tier my frog friend

>looks down on you

I read 57 books last year
normgobbers at work think I'm a literal einstein tier genius just because they've never heard of people like Camus or Dostoevsky

amazes me that there are people in their 30s and 40s who haven't read a book since school

It were Einstein and his first wife!

not a very good photo honestly

the tree branches poke out from the bottom like spindly thin lines without a base and it would be far more aesthetic to include the entirety of the trees in the photo instead of just the thin ugly parts

*sharts in your mouth*

>>looks down on you

lel overweight women and beta-men think standing around in a street in Manchester will make Trump resign.

I never really feel empty. there's always more shit up there.

>amazes me that there are people in their 30s and 40s who haven't read a book since school
Probably amazes them that you've never seen a vagina, NERD

they wrote it together? ok

bit rude