Turn around

>Turn around
>See this
>Realize your sister has been watching you from behind for the last 15 minutes
How fucked are you?

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im not fucked, but she is scarred. for life.

Hope she got the hint from the wincest breads

I'd say I'm fine considering I've been jacking off this whole time

She obviously wants the D

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Not fucked. Rubbed one out over 15 mins ago and don't browse weird loli or trap threads.

> i don't have a sister
> it's a thief

> oh fuck

I'm rly fucked I fapped to pukerape deathcp

I'm a 33yo man. If she doesn't want to see me picking my nose, then she shouldn't have driven 45 minutes to break into my house and creep on me.

Ask if she liked the wincest stories I was reading

My sister died 2 years ago. Is this bad?

How?

I'd mouthfuck her mercilessly

nah necrophilia is pretty okay

She ceased living

im literally sitting against a wall

>My sister
You don't have a sister, dumbass. You just said she died 2 years ago.

Are you him ?

kek

Less than her.

Well as long as she's into fisting I'm okay

I'd be fine as I'm just watching TWD, but I'd be a little curious how the fuck she's standing behind the couch that's up against the wall.

Same here. Sawed her pussy open on my mountainbike wheel

cus I fucked her haha

if that was my sister then DING DING DING JACKPOT $$$

I wish I really did have a sister

If you really would have a sister, you wouldn't be attracted to her. Just like you think mom/son porn is hot but you are not attracted to your own mom.

MEGAN

I just have a 4/10 mom.

My sister came round tonight much earlier than usual and saw me naked as she came through the door.

If my sister is behind me, then who am I fucking?

She saw me look at some topless pictures, but that's about it

I'd be ashamed, then I'd trun 360 degrees and walk away.

This nigga gets it.

There's a wall behind me...

I must be REALLY fucked up, because somehow, I have a white sister.

...

Got that

even if your mom was a 10/10 you wouldnt find her attractive sexually

lol

normally. if you were normal and not oedipus

I just finished fapping so it would be really awkward

yup

Not worried. I'm 35 and my sisters know how fucked in the head I am. They aren't even phased anymore. I'd have to have a video child fucking a dead horse with me in the background jacking off on a dead pile of babies to offend them at this point.
>just got a chubby writing that

You'd still be facing her you dumb autistic fuck

"who are those people and why are they so angry"
>dota2

...

Awesome I have a sister!

don't know if trolling...

i will go with not trolling: go away newfag

the edge is real

Hiding behind someone and silently watching them fap and shitpost for 15 minutes is pretty fucking weird in its own right, so I think that puts me in the clear.

I turn around just in time to jizz in her face, serves her right for trying to interrupt me jacking off

She has seen me drink
Drink more than any man should
Because she knows I just got unemployed. Because the company I worked for fell on hard times.
No matter how good results I made for them, I was the last guy in my sector who got employed, so I got to go.

She is seeing a man in troubles. A man who doesnt trust the future, and a man whos career just got stonewalled.

She propably feels bad for me, and pities me. Pity, that I as a man, who used to be a breadwinner for his own family, cant handle really well. so she left me in my loneliness untill I can recollect myself.

She's fucked. Literally.

Wow, bro. Need to talk?

Newfag, I was only trolling

nah.
As people around here say.
Handsome people will always pull trough.

Its just an excuse to drink, untill I get another job. And with my resume and people who recommend me, is just a matter of a month.

What actually pisses me off the most was that I loved my work. Cant be sure of the next employment.

you are not even the same guy

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>photoshop

>how to pretend not newfag

Not very, Since its my own damn house and that's not my sister.

>windows 10

you do know that ms takes screenshots perdiodically? enjoy your v&

We're both in our late twenties and don't live at home, so I can't say I remember how to play along with your underage game here.

Best one so far

I would be fucked because she's been pegging me for the last 30

Oh snap pepe, you did it again!

See.. the bigger question is.... How fucked is she? B )