I can't read this girl ,anons. Im 19 she's 26 and she refers to me as "kid" and childish terms...

I can't read this girl ,anons. Im 19 she's 26 and she refers to me as "kid" and childish terms. How do I get this semen demon to date me!!!!

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Dont be beta

ask her what kind of books she reads

Waayy too late

apologizing against a woman is a sign of weakness you are better off killing yourself

She just said this

ask her what her perfect breakfast looks like

You want to actually be alpha for once in your life? "What's your favorite sex position?"

Ask her to rate you from 1-10. If she says anything lower than 5, you gotta kill yourself.

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"it sorta triggers me"
jej

ask if she's down for anal.

>"it sorta triggers me"

I'm hard to read
I'm an open book.


Call her a cunt, walk away, and never give it another thought

How did you meet this girl OP? and pics?

Serious cunt? How beta can you get.

I met her in mental health at the hospital

>it sorta triggers me
>im hard to read, im an open book
>no feminine penis

i, a random stranger on Sup Forums with no experience with women, has decided that you should end your pursuit of this girl based solely on these 2 texts and replace your real, meaningful relationships with porn

m8. Ask her if she wants a proper dicking later on.

run

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fuck that.

OP here, Guys I wanna date this girl, teach me anons! Help me get this one

likes to can food and has animals, beware she is the julia child of crazy cat lady, run dude

You want to date a girl who gets triggered?

Ask her if she dates younger guys.

Whatever she says is not an indication of your chance. You can sway her either way. Butter her up OP

looks like the type that would tie you up while you're sleeping then cut your dick off when you wake up.

bump

She has a ring on her finger op are you sure she isn't married or engaged?
How much do you know about her?

I assume you're both mentally fucked and even though no one should date either of you all you gotta do is ask the bitch out if she says no move on to more damaged goods.

any new texts user?

She's about a 5-5.5. That's not a semen demon.

Jeeeesus she is an annoying person. #triggered. Just stop talking to that meat sack with shit personality.

what else she say boi

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Nice wedding band. Maybe her husband is imaginary if she's a nutcase.

Maybe you guys can have a threesome. Bi stuff cool of course.

Sounds like she could be the one. How has she responded to your dick pics?

Except... there is one on your crazy ass finger in this photo. See attached:

what do you mean met her in mental health?

What dick pics?

Truff be told brother
OP is looking for validation, beta as fuck

We were both admitted in a mental health facility for Baker Act

Don't front cameras flip the picture making that her right hand? I don't know these things as I don't take selfies.

That being said she talks like a god damn tumblr post.

what happened man?

I was on acid and I called the police in myself and threatened to drown myself, she never told me why she was there

Meaningful relationship with an idiot that uses contradictory cliche phrases and buzz conditions.

I'll stick to porn thanks.

real life experience only comes when 20+. so you are a fucking kid. if shes even talking to you shes dtf. in which case all you gotta do is ask "when can we meet up? im horny af"

Ok

damn dude that sucks, before going any further with her you should ask her why she was admitted

>rate me please
Why not just straight up ask her to validate your existence you sad little beta cuck.

Ask her if she's into little boys

Fucking get out of there dude she's off her rocker

Post more ss to keep this shit alive

Fuck older chicks when you're young. Fuck younger chicks when you're old.

>buzz conditions
whats that?

yea man keep posting the ss

Your a faggot OP
This bitch is a crazy sjw type
and your being too nice too her
You''ve already lost, go jack off

Don't disappoint us op, I wanna see your beta ass succeed

whats going on op?

It's too late op...
Act like an adult and be straight up. But it's likely far too late.

She's not responding

dont beat around the bush, she is a grown women not a highschool kid

be direct and straight with her, let her know you want to feed her the slippery snake until the sun comes up

bro you gotta be straight with her, ask her why she was in there

If dubs! Use those exact terms!

Because you're an autismo that asked her what her favourite breakfast was.

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this

Alright, since youre not married you wanna have some fun with a young blood? i can keep going the whole night ;)

Damn it. Life sucks.
Try to hero, fail, spend more time with her.

Say: I'm sorry [insert crazy woman's name], I just can't be friends with you if you're gonna act like a crazy ass bitch, I suggest you check yourself back into the asylum you came from, and leave me and my boyfreond alone, all I want is some big black dick and you just can't provide that, sorry not sorry bitch

teleport behind her

unsheath your katana

plunge it deep into her womanhood

and then whisper into her ear

'psshh.... nothin personnel, kid'

winrar, but legit tho, keep us updated

>I don't know these things as I'm a fuckin' idiot*

bump

>No you didn't

Fuck my sides are fine!!!

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so shes back?

Ask for nudes

more ss man

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Not a good sign, she responded negatively.
Just bail man, the only way your having sex is if she gives you a pity fuck, i'll be following for 15 more minutes and i expect results.

Ha, you fucked up, guess i'm done
thanks for saving my 15 mins

tell her she smells good

what did you say?

tell her you want to lick her feet

tell her moonman lyrics
k k k k k k k k k k k k

Wait a minute, why is your text jumping from 5 to 7 pm, me thinks you may be faking you fag.

why on earth do you think texting her on phone will result to get laid

you have to

ASK GIRLS OUT

I think I fucked up Sup Forumsro's what do??

HOLY SHIT, WE'VE BEEN DECEIVED

Write her this. My wife's did it and now he has a gf for a year.

"Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a girl( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm (insert your name here)
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD"

One screenshot is from last Wednesday you nigger

IT''S LITERALLY JUMPING FROM WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY AND 5PM TO 7PM, OP ARE YOU TELLING PORKY PIE'S ?????

were you in the straighttalk giveaway thread? i posted the semen demon there

OP here, I am talking with her a lot, that was from an another day when I wanted to post a thread but I didn't have time.

Your a psycho, no wonder she's not replying
> Christy Answer !!
> ??

keep posting the ss dude

Thank you op, you still done goofed though

Bullshit faggot you're not OP I am! This is real OP reporting in