Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous? Also trips decide..
Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous? Also trips decide
That's a garter snake. Cum on it
Finger its booty hole
Release the snek back into the wild and cut your head off with a chainsaw.
+1 for me, too. i say cum on it
bump
>questions if it's dangerous
>somehow got it into a jar
Release back into bed
if dubs eat it
insert in pooper
Used gloves
Release the snek so it may live free! Also how the fuck did you find that in your bed?
Keep him in your bed for good luck.
Insert in urethra
in the early morning i felt something at feet, chekd it, was snek
put it back in your bed and wait for snekker sex
it's harmless, just drop em' outside.
Microwave it
Wrap it around your cock and masturbate with it.
Bite off the head, rub the blood all in your asshole and shove the body into pooper.
Does it have a yellow ring around its neck? If so it's a ringneck snake and completely harmless they eat small bugs and are not venomous.
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If the snake has puppet like face and round head, is not dangerous
rulld
Fill the jar with bleach, post results.
search for another animal
make em fight
record
Reroll
Going for this
Draw a snek face on the head of your dick, slide it under glass and wiggle it around until it bites.
WINRAR
Make snek white, rolling for bleach
Cant see any yellow ring
WINNAR
Do it faggot
Holy shit this post video
thats fucked but trips are trips
Cook in microwave then eat it. Post video for proof
kek
Drive it to a field
Release it
...
release him or her
let it go faggot
Roll
One more set of trips so OP doesn't forget the rules
Drop jar off roof
>i came to chew ass
>dick kick em
anybody still got the original pic ?
Savage. I expect a webm
OH SHIT
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER
i srsly only came here to see what kind of snake it is, id say garter snake but def. not eastern garter snakes like here in ma.
harmless is garter, might let of a foul odor if you piss it off
Dubs should have wonnered
Do you literally sleep on a mattress in a field? The fuck man? How does a goddamn snake get into your fucking bed? How does a snake of that size even climb onto a bed? How did the snake get into your house? So many questions about this that I don't know.
Implying op will deliver.
You know snakes can climb trees right? You think a bedpost will be hard?
Probably my cat brought it, would not be the first time
Op you better fucking deliever.
Its a harmless brown snake. You have rodents nearby. Let it go so it can eat said rodents because fuck mice.
Why are you typing and not putting your dick in the ducking jar
its a garter snake
kill yourself
With a snek face
>*snek
It will never bite me, was very afraid and wanted to get away, if i open glass it will escape
looks harmless someties you can tell by the shape of the head, theres an info graphic somewhere on google im sure
Op confirmed faggot
Well then looks like your snek drawn dick will be in the jar forever... Still got to do it... The game... The rules...
EAT IT
Put it in the pooper
/thread
Sorry guys OP is already a confirmed faggot..
Depends on what the bed is situated on. Metal bed frames aren't like trees and their design would make it nearly impossible for a snek of that size to ascend.
>guys cmon post something edgy for me to do I dont wanna risk getting hurt :-(
But metal beds normally have more bars and external bolts for it to suport itself.
Im a girl you faggots when will u realize
Well then the next best thing, draw a snek face on snek and stick snek in butthole.
Rerollo
Are you a girl girl ? Or a "girl" girl. Like you have a dick but "feel" like you shouldn't?
gotta roll for somethin
Well shove the thing in your twathole, ya twat!
There are rules for that too you know...
> tits or gtfo
poop on snek
Would watch.
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rollerino
Rereroll
rull
pls rolll
So damn close user
> rolling for snek drawn asshole snek
lets do dis
ROOL
MODS
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another one
I DEMAND POOPY SNEK
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Cut off a finger and feed it to the butiful snek
poop snek pls get teh treples rill
Tie snek to balloon send into orbit
Out snek back where you found it
Stick it in your ass like a sharpie.
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