Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous? Also trips decide

Found this nasty snek in my bed, can anyone identify if its dangerous? Also trips decide..

That's a garter snake. Cum on it

Finger its booty hole

Release the snek back into the wild and cut your head off with a chainsaw.

+1 for me, too. i say cum on it

bump

>questions if it's dangerous
>somehow got it into a jar

Release back into bed

if dubs eat it

insert in pooper

Used gloves

Release the snek so it may live free! Also how the fuck did you find that in your bed?

Keep him in your bed for good luck.

Insert in urethra

in the early morning i felt something at feet, chekd it, was snek

put it back in your bed and wait for snekker sex

it's harmless, just drop em' outside.

Microwave it

Wrap it around your cock and masturbate with it.

Bite off the head, rub the blood all in your asshole and shove the body into pooper.

Does it have a yellow ring around its neck? If so it's a ringneck snake and completely harmless they eat small bugs and are not venomous.

rolling

If the snake has puppet like face and round head, is not dangerous

rulld

Fill the jar with bleach, post results.

search for another animal
make em fight
record

Reroll

Going for this

Draw a snek face on the head of your dick, slide it under glass and wiggle it around until it bites.

WINRAR

Make snek white, rolling for bleach

Cant see any yellow ring

WINNAR

Do it faggot

Holy shit this post video

thats fucked but trips are trips

Cook in microwave then eat it. Post video for proof

kek

Drive it to a field

Release it

...

release him or her

let it go faggot

Roll

One more set of trips so OP doesn't forget the rules

Drop jar off roof

>i came to chew ass
>dick kick em

anybody still got the original pic ?

Savage. I expect a webm

OH SHIT
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER

i srsly only came here to see what kind of snake it is, id say garter snake but def. not eastern garter snakes like here in ma.
harmless is garter, might let of a foul odor if you piss it off

Dubs should have wonnered

Do you literally sleep on a mattress in a field? The fuck man? How does a goddamn snake get into your fucking bed? How does a snake of that size even climb onto a bed? How did the snake get into your house? So many questions about this that I don't know.

Implying op will deliver.

You know snakes can climb trees right? You think a bedpost will be hard?

Probably my cat brought it, would not be the first time

Op you better fucking deliever.

Its a harmless brown snake. You have rodents nearby. Let it go so it can eat said rodents because fuck mice.

Why are you typing and not putting your dick in the ducking jar

its a garter snake

kill yourself

With a snek face

>*snek

It will never bite me, was very afraid and wanted to get away, if i open glass it will escape

looks harmless someties you can tell by the shape of the head, theres an info graphic somewhere on google im sure

Op confirmed faggot

Well then looks like your snek drawn dick will be in the jar forever... Still got to do it... The game... The rules...

EAT IT

Put it in the pooper

/thread

Sorry guys OP is already a confirmed faggot..

Depends on what the bed is situated on. Metal bed frames aren't like trees and their design would make it nearly impossible for a snek of that size to ascend.

>guys cmon post something edgy for me to do I dont wanna risk getting hurt :-(

But metal beds normally have more bars and external bolts for it to suport itself.

Im a girl you faggots when will u realize

Well then the next best thing, draw a snek face on snek and stick snek in butthole.

Rerollo

Are you a girl girl ? Or a "girl" girl. Like you have a dick but "feel" like you shouldn't?

gotta roll for somethin

Well shove the thing in your twathole, ya twat!

There are rules for that too you know...

> tits or gtfo

poop on snek

Would watch.

rolll

rollerino

Rereroll

rull

pls rolll

So damn close user

> rolling for snek drawn asshole snek

lets do dis
ROOL

MODS

AAAAAAAA

Rolling

another one

I DEMAND POOPY SNEK

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Cut off a finger and feed it to the butiful snek

poop snek pls get teh treples rill

Tie snek to balloon send into orbit

Out snek back where you found it

Stick it in your ass like a sharpie.

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