You're in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriends ass

You're in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriends ass

What do you do

Call the cops on his half nigger ass for assault

That's battery

>LATE NIGHT WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

Ask him how he saw my imaginary girlfriend

I don't remember having a bar in my basement next to the radiator

Smack her ass twice

Never been to a club, and would never take a gf to one.

Just asking for it, imo...

That's like watching TV or going to college and expecting not to be turned into a brainwashed idiot.

>slaps girlfriends ass
Why you slap the back of my left hand bro

slap his ass

>wat do
roll dubs

tell him his music is dogshite

Cripple him.

Not again!

smack his ass

Fuck off Drake jeez

Jihad.

>black guy
>being able to afford to go into a club
>implying i'd even waste time going to a club, whether single or not
>implying I'd ever take my g/f to a club
>implying I'd ever go to a club if I had a g/f
>implying I'd go to a club at all

Write a song about it

Bend him over a bar stool and make him a woman

post it on twitter and have his career ruined by militant feminists

You don't leave the house do you?

Nigger gets to time travel, he'll wake up in the future

Might have bulked up, but he's still a soft Canadian fuck boy.

why comment on the post if you're going be an autistic virgin

Beat his ass. He's a Jew. Jews can't fight.

i would return the favor

except

with a cattle prong

call him on his cell phone.

drop a brutal diss track on his ass

Talk it out, drake seems like a reasonable person

>Sue him
>get rich
>write a rap song about it
>get richer

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>when people use words they don't understand

smash with him

Drake would never smack a woman's ass. He'd buy her flowers then cry.

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I'd sit back and watch my gf beat that soft ass nigga down

In the "clubs" I go to, he'd probably get drug out to an alley and beat down by like 5 guys just for looking at a white woman, let alone actually touching one.

Nothing because this emotion filled twat would cry and apologise to me..

OP you don't leave your house stfu. what would you know about clubs or girlfriends...or dindus for that matter that you haven't learned on 4chin. kys.