Okay Sup Forums, I give up on women. How do I gay myself?

Okay Sup Forums, I give up on women. How do I gay myself?

I don't think it works like that OP, just give up on girlfriends and fuck random bitches when you feel like it

Look at the hacked Leslie Jones nudes - you'll be so grossed out that going gay will be the only salvation.

shove things up your anus

starting whit this thread

sage

I'll help gay you up a little

You just find a dick to suck... it's not that hard
Shave or wax your hairs down there
use an enema.. to clean you rectum and just go find some horny guys to tear into you

Yeah the insertion of things into anus would be great but if you really wanna take a stab at it go on
/lgbt/ board im sure they would be glad to help.

Butt plus and dildos for starter and learn to cum by prostate.

Hold fuck this is possible?

Just keep doing what you're doing OP.

Yea I cum all of the time without ever touching my dick.
10x the orgasm.
Your prostate will leak out "milk" too as you do it.

Have fun

Doing this makes you gay? I like vagina though :(

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I'm technically bi but the women never know. I been married twice even. I keep toys hidden well and come across pretty masculine. On the down low I do it and occasionally I'll give some head to guys. I definitely prefer women though, but why not indulge in all of life's pleasures?

You are more than a man than me user. I couldn't man up to suck a dick for the life of me. But on the other hand not touching my dick to jizz would be rad.

Just be OP forever.

Join the local prison . DOC

YEEAHHHEHHHHH NIGGGA OL RED HAVE YOU ON D BLOCK BITCH

it feels great, but i do it with my gf and our strapon

..man I thought that too and went to jail twice and not a single fagget in there.. was disappoint.

Traps and trannies, buddy. Traps and trannies. Find some "chicks with dicks" threads and start fapping. Pretty soon only cock will do. That's why most of Sup Forums is gay right now...

Okay might not be as difficult as I thought. Because thats not a bad booty. Not a bad booty at all...

Haha, I got in a fight about this with some hippie chick the other day. I said fags are fags for all kinda reasons, but not because it's perfectly natural to be so. I said I bet half the people are fags because they can't get girls, want the attention, or they fucked the wrong girl and had a terrible experience. She argued and argued about how its perfectly acceptable and natural to be gay. She said it happens in nature and used the dolphins example. I said animals also eat babies and rape each other in nature. We weren't very good friends by the end of that convo.

Now fagbag OP is here proving me right. Thanks OP, you da man

Crack cocaine and alot of venerable situations that's how I did it

start with furry porn. hardblush is ideal. Read kyell gold's "out of position" if you end up liking the furry stuff. congrats, you're now gay.

fuck trap
forever

Fucking right srsly I'd rather look at holocaust pictures, my dick would stay harder

I think I know how...

JESUS I SAID GAY NOT A PEDO

Hey, you asked for something that would work. Don't shoot the fucking messenger.

Where dafuq do u niggas get all this underage kids? You fucking degenerates

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Are you interested? lol