Europoors make fun of American suburbs because they secretly wish they lived there

Europoors make fun of American suburbs because they secretly wish they lived there.

>Inb4 it's not like in movies and most Americans live in mobile homes.

>Europoors
On a des suburbs américains en France.
Ils sont presque tous abandonnés.

No one in their right mind would want to live in an American suburb.

>those basketball hoops

All I wanted growing up was a place to play shooty hoops on a non-limestone driveway

Suburbs are where emo music was invented.

>burgerboo

I really, really, really dislike any city or suburb that's not designed for walking, cycling and public transport.

American suburbs were and always have been a fucking meme. They started out as a huge marketing ploy after ww2.

They progressively got worse and worse in their design.

Now American cities are nothing but sprawled out shitholes filled with nothing but single use housing and strip malls. The inner cities are crumbling ruins with wide streets packed with smoggy and noisy cars with the old neighbors bulldozed over to build freeways.

The laws and codes are set up to keep this in perpetuity, even though the numbers show that no city will be able to pay for the pavement,water pipes, electrical/gas lines/ etc. over such a spaced out area long term.

It's a pyramid scheme, that will eventually end in ruin. They'll be the shitty ghettos of tomorrow.

neighborhoods*

hehe sure bro

Why can't we build things like that anymore? Modern Age is overrated, nothing built nowadays will last.