Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.
Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
Rolling
Reroll
Get
Get
roll
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Faggots
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hell
Ez dubs
This club sucks
you got 'em
LET ME IN YOU FUCKS
Let me in, bitch.
I swear i am on the damn list
here we go
Kek
let me in nigger im doug dimmadome
I'm in
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This is my place now
checking in
Reroll
Yo
let me in
Let me in
Roll
aagh
I'm not on the list because I wrote the fucking list. Now move away or you're fired, nigger.
> Be Me
> 20
> Got Swedish Fish Oreo
> Smells max naste
> Taste one anyway
> WakeMeUp.png
> HowToTieANoose.pdf
> Everyone in my group of pals hate it.
> Taste like Child's Tooth Paste
> Offer to take it home and torture my family with it
> Friend named, let's call I'm John, takes Tooth Paste Oreo and refuses to let me pioson my family
> Friend named, let's call him Juan, Takes it.
> John thinks he's joining this game of keep away
> Juan give the Shit Oreo to me
> John quickly graps it out of my hands, jogs a short distance, and drop kicks it across the Parking lot.
> Juan Rushes over there to grab the packaged Oreo dust.
> John yells get in the car
> Everyone, except Juan, hops in
> John starts the car
> Juan manages to get in and give me the Oreo Package
> Open the bag
> BrokenDreams.jpeg
> Get home
> Throw bag of dust away
> Tell father I wanted to give him tooth paste cookies, but John drop kicked them into oblivion.
> Father looks sad, he was hoping I'd bring home a snack
> He usaully like to eat the garbage I bring home
> He even ate chocolate fudge Twinkies
> Tell my dad that it was swedish fish flavored Oreo's
> Dad says, "Swedish Fish Oreo's... Goodness, no. that sounds awful"
> tfw even my father would eat swedish fish oreos
Singles for life.
Lol can i save that
The one time I get in.
Can I get in?
Party time..
big dubs coming through bitches,
roll
The DJ is here!
Re-roll
Roll
dub get
Armadillo taints
dubs...
Whoops wrong ID
rollin
Fag
roll again
I need to get in
555
ReRollin' cause I want in
Roll
doubes
>BE NIGGER
>NOT EATING CHICKEN
MFW
check these bitch
Basically.. you're all plebs lol
000 get
Rollin
check'd
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hey daddy want a lap dance?
oik
plebs
faggot bitch
im on the list i swear baby
Well?
Let me in you faggots
I swear I am on the list man, check again
check 'em nigger!
check'd
Sir, have a seat
Rollerino
yeah i did that vip here i come baby
so close
No Mr. Bouncer this duffel bag dosen't have any automatic weapons, just let me in
checking for fags
Hello my good man, just here to party with the bitches.
let me in pls
motherfucker so close
Rerollerino
let me in kek
i know im on here, look one more time
If I get trips, you have to eat two packages of sweedish fish oreos op.
dude i know the owner cmon
King of quads here; back for my refueling & to get my struts replaced.
eat shit
Let me in
come on in
Refuckingrollerino
alright im leaving, ffs.
meep
Rolll
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l-let me in
diamonds
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▲ ▲ Move over!
ez dubz
Come on i swear wallahi my name is right there
Fuck this club and everyone in it