My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Dylan Ward
If you're soo great, how did you end up so butthurt on Sup Forums? You're just a faggot guido, John. Expect us.
Jason Cooper
hahahaaaa fucking fag greaser. butthurt homo your bitch is ugly too
Liam Ross
Is this your first day?
Jack Diaz
obviously it is your first day, newfag
Jayden Garcia
Get thread
Evan Allen
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Lincoln Smith
I missed you John.
Noah Lee
ITT every newfag in the world who just got off of knowyourmeme posts about it being bait
Julian Taylor
lol same
Brandon Morales
Nice plastic girlfriend faggot.
Carson Perez
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James Robinson
Idk why but for me this will always be funny
Asher Carter
Either newfag or genius bait. Can't tell which.
Jonathan Wright
This is now a wew lad thread
Asher Sanders
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Gabriel Bailey
>mewlad
Julian Torres
wew lad
Bentley Miller
Why have you never updated your picture john? You're probably an old fag now, and no in a good way. Missed you though.
Jordan Johnson
2013 called. They want their copypasta back.
Aaron Campbell
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Colton Diaz
Sup turkey. Your bitch better give good head because my girl wears less makeup on Halloween and looks better every day also bigger tits lol. Grey Goose is for tools if you don't shoot Black Haus just gtfo. It's easy to be captain of a football team and start in basketball when you go to a bullshit school, my soccer team won Wisconsin state championship. Go Cyclones. So fuck off weirdo.
Andrew Bell
Looking for 24/7 Gay butt sex and picture of dudes with cucumbers up their ass plz
everybody call this number and ask for battletoads
Michael Sanchez
Newfag
Wyatt Moore
So cash? Who even says that? Your bitch is ugly btw What's with the resolution on your picture? Get a decent camera ffs. Face it John, you're nobody. That's why you feel the need to talk down to strangers on the internet. What's with that haircut you look like you just got rejected from the audition of Jersey Shore. You know that show got canceled right? Keep up, man. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were some stale copypasta from 10 years ago.
