>walk into McDonald's
>see this
what do?
Walk into McDonald's
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Avoid contact since she looks like a cheap hoe
wait till she's done ordering then order 60 chicken nuggets with 5 large sodas and 3 large fries pretending like it's for multiple people
Order a McChicken and leave
nice dubs
My fucking sides
Do a 360 & walk away
"Turn around" he said.
Politely inform her that her skirt is riding up.
Run the fuck out...a murder is about to happen.
Love is McDonalds
Take my gun out and shoot the lock off, then stand an inch behind her with a raging hard on.
"Nice McBooty you got there" then offer her a ride home.
I don't think you understand math
SPANK IT THEN RUN AWAY LIKE A PUSSY
>ass so sore she cant feel it
actually..i dont doubt it
order a whopper
rape her in front of terrified onlookers
Play with ass get slapped, life is too short.
I'm getting that football for 4.95 with my lunch.
ahhh yaaaa
Take out phone , take picture then post on b in a what do thread
newfag
Trolled zD
Leave McDonald's
Seriously, fling the biggest value coin so that it lands right infront of her. The way she picks it up will tell you how to proceed.
I've stayed in this thread for 20 minutes waiting for someone to appreciate my trips
Keep eyes peeled for the niggers
Swipe my debt card in her crack
Hey man. Nice trips
i'd prolly jizz my pants, literally.
i wish i had the courage to go out like that, but sadly i'm just a pussy
Lucky trips!
xD breh
put my wiener in her butt. lol
Drop some change on the ground
Australian's All let us rejoice for we are young and free!
Wait behind her for my turn to be served, order a McChicken meal with a Coca Cola, pay the server, step to the side as I wait for my order, collect my food and exit the establishment.
/thread
but sub a Mcgangbang
/thread win
ur super funny trololololololol
Drop my wallet or something beside her of course. Either she bends over to pick it up, or I squat down to pick it up and bring my face to ass level
that's not how it works faggot, you gotta do a 720 and moonwalk away
>Wait til she's done ordering
>She walks to soda booth
>Walk to her
>ask her if she has any idea how the Sirloin Steakhouse Burger tastes like
Question why the fuck I walked into shitty McDonalds instead of KFC or at least Burger King
>lock eyes on that pert round peach ass
>strut up to here undetected using secret stealth technique
>undo my pants and whip out my 9inch builtdong tm
>already have precum on the tip like my japanese doujins
>push her down onto the greasy counter and line up that tight asshole
>thrust my pulsing dongmaster into her most private of holes
>she screams with ecstacy as i unleash a torrent of white gold
>the force of my ejaculant causes her to explode into pieces
>i smile to myself, pssh nothing personal kid
>1 double cheeseburger please
order 6 sausage muffins with no egg like I always do
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Sniff and tongue her tight asshole
Approach and ask her how much.
Order a fur burger and thighs
order mcdubs
take a pic and post it on Sup Forums
Order a bowl of eggs then make her eat all of them
At this point I don't know if your a newfag or an oldfag trolling the others.
same
HaHaHaHaaaaaaa!
order mcnuggies
yeah, pics or you don't have a 9 incher.
>want a mcflurry with that?
Bout to Mcflurry your asshole nigga.
Kek
This is prolly the best approach
Order a bowl of eggs for her