Walk into McDonald's

>walk into McDonald's
>see this
what do?

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Avoid contact since she looks like a cheap hoe

wait till she's done ordering then order 60 chicken nuggets with 5 large sodas and 3 large fries pretending like it's for multiple people

Order a McChicken and leave

nice dubs

My fucking sides

Do a 360 & walk away

"Turn around" he said.

Politely inform her that her skirt is riding up.

Run the fuck out...a murder is about to happen.

Love is McDonalds

Take my gun out and shoot the lock off, then stand an inch behind her with a raging hard on.

"Nice McBooty you got there" then offer her a ride home.

I don't think you understand math

SPANK IT THEN RUN AWAY LIKE A PUSSY

>ass so sore she cant feel it

actually..i dont doubt it

order a whopper

rape her in front of terrified onlookers

Play with ass get slapped, life is too short.

I'm getting that football for 4.95 with my lunch.

ahhh yaaaa

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Take out phone , take picture then post on b in a what do thread

newfag

Trolled zD

Leave McDonald's

Seriously, fling the biggest value coin so that it lands right infront of her. The way she picks it up will tell you how to proceed.

I've stayed in this thread for 20 minutes waiting for someone to appreciate my trips

Keep eyes peeled for the niggers

Swipe my debt card in her crack

Hey man. Nice trips

i'd prolly jizz my pants, literally.
i wish i had the courage to go out like that, but sadly i'm just a pussy

Lucky trips!

xD breh

put my wiener in her butt. lol

Drop some change on the ground

Australian's All let us rejoice for we are young and free!

Wait behind her for my turn to be served, order a McChicken meal with a Coca Cola, pay the server, step to the side as I wait for my order, collect my food and exit the establishment.

/thread

but sub a Mcgangbang

/thread win

ur super funny trololololololol

Drop my wallet or something beside her of course. Either she bends over to pick it up, or I squat down to pick it up and bring my face to ass level

that's not how it works faggot, you gotta do a 720 and moonwalk away

>Wait til she's done ordering
>She walks to soda booth
>Walk to her
>ask her if she has any idea how the Sirloin Steakhouse Burger tastes like

Question why the fuck I walked into shitty McDonalds instead of KFC or at least Burger King

>lock eyes on that pert round peach ass
>strut up to here undetected using secret stealth technique
>undo my pants and whip out my 9inch builtdong tm
>already have precum on the tip like my japanese doujins
>push her down onto the greasy counter and line up that tight asshole
>thrust my pulsing dongmaster into her most private of holes
>she screams with ecstacy as i unleash a torrent of white gold
>the force of my ejaculant causes her to explode into pieces
>i smile to myself, pssh nothing personal kid
>1 double cheeseburger please

order 6 sausage muffins with no egg like I always do

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Sniff and tongue her tight asshole

Approach and ask her how much.

Order a fur burger and thighs

order mcdubs

take a pic and post it on Sup Forums

Order a bowl of eggs then make her eat all of them

At this point I don't know if your a newfag or an oldfag trolling the others.

same

HaHaHaHaaaaaaa!

order mcnuggies

yeah, pics or you don't have a 9 incher.

>want a mcflurry with that?

Bout to Mcflurry your asshole nigga.

Kek

This is prolly the best approach

Order a bowl of eggs for her