Well I have pretty much ruined my own life so I might as well make a greentext...

Well I have pretty much ruined my own life so I might as well make a greentext, also I tried this a while ago and my peice of shit phone didn't noko so that is what could happen. Pic not realted.

>Be me
>faggot going into the tenth grade
>going to a new school
>my parents hate me and made me switch
>fucking sucks, but keeping my only friend
>He is a beta with a alpha's body
>because of this I will call him Chad
>He is a cool dude we hang out a lot
>by hang out mean smoke a shit load of weed
>his dad is a dealer so he gets a discount
>always has way to much for one person
>anyway I was forced into moving to this school
>went from the poorest school to the richest school
>my family isn't rich but we aren't poor
>summer goes by fast and me and chad drink away the first day
>I have given up being cool
>some Fuck tells me that school is starting and I need to leave
> I am obviously hungover and don't have time for this faggots shit
>call him a cunt and I go here
>tells me I need a hall pass
>just call him a cunt again and walk to my classroom
>I become a alpha when I'm hungover
>I get in trouble later but nothing but a slap in the wrist
>first few weeks go by fast I skip a lot and smoke with Chad
>one day I realise what I am doing and try to pull my shit together
>still smoke and drink excessively, but actually get my classwork done
>I make a few school friends
>still only hang out with Chad
>kinda getting weird one day
>He is making out with his girlfriend and it is getting hot and heavy
>step outside for a cig
>decide to go to my record store
>my only real interest is listening to music
>see a girl from school
>she is a year older but still in my math
>play it cool and start a talk with her
>"oh hey it's me user from math class"
>"oh shit what's up user"
>basically that and I see what she is picking up
>she had some pretty good shot
>beach boys and the velvet underground I think
>we chat up about music
To be continued if my phone works

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Was this recent?

Is this the fucking movie Drugged?

Not moving for interest

Come on op, i'm listening.

>tenth grade

Underage /thread

>inb4 404
>op pls

>we start hanging out
>barely see Chad anymore
>I will call her Erin
>she is really nice and I like her, but all that beta shit is standing in my way
>this kid who only talks about soccer thinks she is hot
>she is a easy 8
>I will call him soccer faggot
>He starts hitting on her
>ask her if she wants to Fuck
> she is red and embarrassed
> I have a weird surge of adrenaline and tell him to screw off and shove a soccer ball up his ass
>He hits me once and breaks my nose
>get to go home early
>waiting at the bus stop with tickets
> back when neutral milk hotel was on there last tour
> I think you can guess who I wanted to get the second ticket
> I see about three or four guys in bright short shorts
>ohfuckno
>start to run but one of them catch me
>form a circle and kick the snot out of me
They are stealing my jacket and backpack when a old dude with a gun rolls up
>telling them he killed 20 people in nam and he isn't afraid to add to the list
>they run out of there
>holyshitwhatjusthappend.jpeg
>He gets me to a doctor and use have a concussion
>never get to ask her to go
>'nam dude gets on local news
>soccer faggot and his friends don't bother me after
>not as romantic as I would have wanted it, but still ask her if she wants to go
> she says yes and I am thrilled
>we have a great time and go back to my house
>one thing leads to another and we end up fucking
>my first time so I jazz really quick
>we hang out every day from now on
>haven't even talked to Chad for weeks at this point
>her parents are never home so we just lay in bed and listen to music all the time
> introduce her to the dismemberment plan, titus andronicus and Andrew Jackson jihad
>she is also really into indie rock
>we go to a lot of concerts
>life is perfect
>untill soccer faggot learns we are together
>He and his gang of ball boys Fuck me up
>knocked one of my teeth clean out
>broke one of my ribs
To be continued

So your too pussy to fight back and your also too puss to notify the school that your shit being pushed in? I think your just too much of a puss for life my brotha. But hey, look on the bright side, if you were a jew that broken nose could have pierced your brain!

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>soccer faggot's parents have to pay my medical bills
>He is rich as shit so it doesn't matter to him
>He gets suspended
>along with his Fuck around gang
>they still put nasty shit on my Facebook wall
>have to delete it because of how fucking annoying they are
>ever time I would block one they would just make a new account
>they find my parents and grandparents Facebook's and tell them I am gay
>these losers are trying to ruin my life
>I just laugh it off and get back to smoking with chad
>we are talking again
>the best part about chad is that you could not talk for weeks and he won't even care
>I am becoming a burnout again
>I get Erin into smoking
>she likes it but almost never does it
> the rest of the grade goes by pretty quick and it is time for junior year
>Erin is graduating this year
>decided to make some new friends
>let's call them jim and doug
>Doug is gay as shit and he is the best
>i met jim literally because of memes
>He came to school with spaghetti in his pocket
>wearing a trench coat and cheap fedora
>next day comes to school and pretends nothing happened
>He is essentially jim from the office when it comes to pranking people
>we get along great and they are all pretty big stoners
>me and Erin are still in love but she is getting a little more distant
>I have gotten much more in shape
>not looking to get my ass kicked again
>Chad teaches me all these weird bullshit methods
>He drank raw eggs for like a week because he though it would help
>I am pretty fit and could probably beat soccer faggot in a fight
>He is still trying to get with Erin and trys to Fuck me over
>nothing bad or good happens for a while
>untill it happens
>it is pretty much the week that ruined my life
>first day Doug comes out to the school and gets his ass kicked
>I helped him up and he was sobbing
>felt bad but really nothing I could do
>I had been trying to get jim laid for a while as I was surprising the alpha of my friend group
To be continued

If this ends in "buy my mixtape" or "your mother will die", I'm going to find where you live and leave a cardboard box full of termites on your doorstep.

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Bump I haven't got all night op FUCK

>your
stay in school

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I realised how shit my writing is sorry
>Jim basically refused to ever get laid
>He eventually gets a 6
>he is a 8 but has no confidence
TRIGGER WARNING
>He spends all his time shitposting on Facebook
>they are happy but I found out that day she was cheating on him for a member of soccer faggot's crew
>she tells me this and tells me to tell him
>I almost do it, but fucking bail at the last second
>feel like it is my fault somehow
>soccer faggot keeps getting in my face for no real reason
>it has almost been a year since he was first mad at me
>tells me he was the one who beat up Doug
>fucking lose it and kick his ass
>He didn't realise I got so strong
>He starts fake crying
>threatened to call the cops
>considering he performed a hate crime witch trumps a small beating idk why I was so freaked out
>news gets out about this
>get suspended
>he has this smug look on his face
>Erin comes to me after school
>she tells me she knows what happened
>I an confused
>she tells me she can't be with me if I had those beliefs
>runs away crying
>at this point I know who did this
> I fucking wait for soccer faggot
>He tells me what he did
>fucking told her that I beat him up because he is Mexican
>I was crying my eyes out and he snaps a picture
>want to do nothing but beat him senseless
>can't because he will win
>He had the race card on me
>go straight to chad's house and drink myself to sleep
>we hangout for about a week straight
>don't leave his house
>don't want to go back to school
>I do and when I get back I get called into the office
>He told the principle about what I did and the "real" reason
>I am expelled
>He starts posting my sobbing face all over the school
>I don't go to the school so I can't get him in trouble
>He won

I am probably getting sent to my grandparents for school. I don't even know what is going to happen to me. I haven't seen jim, Erin or Doug for weeks now. I pretty much spend my time at chad's. Sorry for talking so long to write this.

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Nigger shoot his spic ass up
-spicanon

HAHAHAAAAAAAA oh man, you got cucked by a beiner after he beat the shit out of you, he is probly butt plundering your boyfriend and you're just sitting there. HAH!

Op stop getting wasted and go tell your school and your girl what has really been happening. Like now. Like don't wait until morning, fucking get started now. It's not easily fixed but it's not the hardest fix either.

You're good, man. I promise. If you're into music, this experience could be used as a well of inspiratio one day. Take it from an old-ass user that practically lived through the same thing; this is jsut another bump in the road of life. Embrace the move and change of scenery, don't go looking to prove anything and everything'll turn out right for you.

And tell Erin what's up. Be genuine and honest and if she's ACTUALLY right for you she'll have her head about it and wave some affection your way.

cucked? he said he won the fight
and btw it sounds like youre a sperg op
can't talk your way out of an easy situation like that

someone's parents stuck a finger in there bum

Nah man, it clearly says that OP got beat up at the end, and then his girlfriend came over and beat him some more because she hates mexicans, and then his parents shipped him off to his younger sister's house, I mean if you think about it his story isn't that bad, now he gets mad puss and lives rent free!

Did you just assume how many fingers my parents stuck in my asshole?

muh nigga wut u on

Did they use more than one? Also, how many parents and how did you feel after? How do you feel now? What size shoe do you wear?

OP, I feel for you. That Mexican is part of the filth of the earth, but there's not much anyone can do about it without repercussions

Tell them the truth nigga, you ain't racist!

Bath salts injected into the eye.

tip for you:

> buy a gun
> go to the soccer faggot
> kill him

it doent matter if you go to jail or die cause alc and weet hangover

I wear a size 13 shoe, fits nice and snug inside my brown town. It all started when I accidently say on a bottle of Clorox and my parents had to reach in and pull it out. I passed out twice due to the extreme pain. Blood, shit, peeped and poopoo along with trace amounts of my seen were everywhere. I was 5 when that all happened.

Biggest faggot ever. OP you have one option, kill yourself.

No principle, he beat my gayvfriend up vecause he is gay..he goaded me with it to fight so we did......its like one of those shitty films where the plot only carries on because main character cant just explain or communicate....

>nobody cares
>kys

Bamp