It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Jaxon Thomas
>Moot >Heaven are you even trying?
Aiden Kelly
Really? Is 9gag the best you can come up with? You'd have better luck with a stick
Cameron Johnson
>dis is anonymoos leadsr >I say you go byebye
Ethan Brown
no, Mr. Leader, sir, please have mercy, sir.
Chase Bell
AHAHJAHAHAHAAHAH >AHAHAHAAHAHAH
>IM THE HACKOR THEY CALL Sup Forums
YOU CANT DO A THING ANOMALOUS YOU ARE JUST POOR RETARDS, 9FAG ISNT A REAL SITE, OUR Sup Forums HACKOR TEAM IS BIGGER, GO TO HELL LEADOR
Jaxon Ramirez
You're implying I give a shit about what happens to Sup Forums.
Leo Scott
PLS REMOVE THIS SITE, I WANT MY EXISTENCE BACK, THIS IS MY DRUG
Noah Rogers
Rememba rememba da fif of novemba
Benjamin Baker
inb4 gets fucked on by anonymous
Isaac Clark
you seem mad friend
Andrew Reyes
>i want moot and heaven here.
i know this is pasta but that line makes me kek every time.
Matthew Gray
Fake. Anonymous doesn't have a leader.
Cameron Morgan
>Except this time
Chase Robinson
Look at this detective here. If that's the main thing you found wrong with this b8, you need to go somewhere else, newfag.
Eli Allen
>Anonymous To explain, we must first set the Wayback Machine to Jan 31, 1606:
A man named Guy Fawkes, a conspirator in a plot to attempt to overthrow the government, is walking across a platform towards a hanging noose. But he doesn't get there. He slips, falls, and BREAKS HIS NECK on the way to his execution. Thus was born the legend of Epic Fail Guy.
Fast-forward to the early 2000's. There are wannabe social activists showing up on Sup Forums, and we make fun of them by posting pictures of a stick figure with a Guy Fawkes mask saying their thread is good. Real Sup Forumstards know this means your thread is so shit that Epic Fail Guy likes it, but teh n00bs didn't get the joke and thought that they were being welcomed and that the Guy Fawkes mask was some kind of symbol of anonymous solidarity and anarchy because they'd seen V For Vendetta too many times but never looked up the real story of Guy Fawkes.
And now here we are years later and all of these twit "hacktivists" are proudly wearing the Epic Fail Guy mask with no clue of how comical that really is.
So yeah, we're proud of this joke which has gone much farther and much better than we'd ever hoped.
Thomas Rodriguez
We will be waiting.
Jace Cruz
>This thread still up
Aaron Perez
kek u cant do shit
Colton Allen
as long as you're not the supreme leader, we shall not fear
