3rd in the medals table

>3rd in the medals table

What went right?

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Track and field hasn't started yet

The entire European Union choked. Then Australia lost at everything like a bunch of cucks.

Blessed by the Akitsumikami.

Male gym team and Uchimura won 2 golds.
Some golds in swimming.

>7 gold
>2 silver
>13 bronze
>15 suicides

>posting on a Japanese anime board

10 out of a possible 12 medals so far in Judo

Only 3 golds though

Kill yourself weebs

i'm o.k with this t.bh

It's all that radiation. They're unstoppable now.

Warm-up for Tokyo 2020.

>hello kitty's asshole

Christ, what if they beat us
We won't have phelps

I'm expect Tokyo 2020 is going to be a bloodbath between Japan and China.

They're really good at getting third.

>rapes will spike when Japan hosts the Olympics
Why would any country subject itself to this?

Them nips are alright.

>2020 in tokyo
>baseball is automatic gold for them

we're fucked aren't we amerilads

Abe brought back nationalism

I'm expecting there not to be a Japan left after the war breaks out in 2018 started by President Trump

>gooks and nips doing better than western euros

What went wrong?

>>baseball is automatic gold for them

Will there be baseball in the olympics?
Will their best players even play?

強すぎる

>Will there be baseball in the olympics?
yes
>Will their best players even play?
if otani and yamada aren't in the majors by then yes

anime

USA!USA!

>tokyo 2020
>torch bearer gets IN THE FUCKING ROBOT to light up the olympic flame

it's going to be lit for weebs tbqh

>yfw a fucking hologram will be performing for the opening ceremony

other countries using steroids while japan using radiation
all loli olympic team when japan?

i think you and i know damn well what hologram will perform

there's definitely going to be a YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.wav somewhere in the ceremony as well

>tfw EVA, gundam, kamen rider references up the ass

if only

being that the next summer Olympics is in Japan we should add:

baseball (Japan's most popular sport)

rikishi (Sumo wrestling)

kendo (Japanese "fencing" - or, art of the sword)

Japanese archery (Kyudo)

karate

aikido

>2020
>origami, tentacle rape and suicide become Olympic events

>Ichiro ascends to light the cauldron in his jetpack mech suit

please make this happen

>Loli artists have been mysteriously getting into accidents or sickness since the last 4 months
Seems like japan is starting to clean house early

Phelps is going to transition to a MtF transsexual. So he can compete in the women's events and dominate those for a few more olympics.

baseball and softball are confirmed for 2020.

be more of a pathetic weeb.

>Kendo
The World Kendo Championships have been held every three
years since 1970. They are organised by the International Kendo
Federation (FIK) with the support of the host nation's kendo
federation. [31] The European championship is held every year,
except in those years in which there is a world championship. [32]
Kendo is also one of the martial arts in the World Combat Games .

The ceremony will be great.

After two olympics of DUDE LOOK HOW MULTICULTURAL AND DIVERSE OUR COUNTRY IS LMAO itll be neat to see RORO NIPPON BONSAI SUGOI

The jews fear the samurai

who /skateboarding/ here?

I'd watch tentacle rape for sure, as would a number of people on this site.

>Bob Costas' comfortable monotone voice narrating the day's events

>'And so with the Japanese sweeping the podium at the 30 minute Tentacle medley, they end up with a total medal count of 23 to end day 5 of these games.'

You can't have competitive Aikido as there is no sparring element in the first place. The techniques hardly ever work on resisting opponents anyway.

L O N D O N one was based tough miles ahead of bejing and rio in every aspect

Hatsune Miku will perform though its already been confirmed

London
>muh NHS

high school baseball in Japan is super serious business

London kind of went to shit when they hit the modern age.

fucking hell i could clearly hear his voice saying that, with the pauses and everything

Will the opening ceremony have lolis?

>kyudo
Many Japanese high schools and colleges have kyudo clubs (bukatsu)
In Japanese kyudo competition, an archer shoots four arrows in
two sets, placing one pair of arrows at his feet and retaining the
second pair at the ready. He first shoots the haya clasping the
otoya tightly with his glove hand's one or two last fingers. He
then waits until the other archers shoot, then he sets the otoya
and shoots. Once all the archers have shot, the archer will then
pick up the second pair of arrows at his feet and repeat the
process, starting with the second flight's haya.

the entire japanese team will be genetically enhanced super lolis

can't wait for korea will fuck their shit up come 2020.

>London one was based tough miles ahead of bejing and rio in every aspect
Wait until you see Tokyo 2020. Here is Toyko superimposed on England...

Korean women are also riddled with makeup.

>that transition from the dawn of the Industrial Age to The Spice Girls and Dizzy Rascal

I apologise

Add Karuta to that.

>the 2020 olympics 10km racewalk will be held in Aokigahara
>While most of the biking events will have mt. akagi pass in their route
Jesus Christ Japan

>aikido

Lmaoing at u rite now

they might as well add WWE too

it's lit

youtube.com/watch?v=IMNRoApV5T0

Karate is being added as an Olympic sport in 2020 Tokyo

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WE EUROBEAT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=X9AIcc_zi-4

>bicycle drifting
my penis can only get so erect
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>losing to Fiji

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already excited for 2020. I might actually go for that one.

和食だった

I was thinking the same thing

Don't forget Japan is adding Gridiron Football to the Olympics because they want a fucking NFL team down there.

Caribbeans are literally pros by that age

All the yellow fever guys need to check out those school uniform threads on /jp/

they will add Gridiron Football there to piss off the Yankees.

Underrated

bashed uchigoat happened

>implying carribeans can defeat "that!"
once the japanese start using that its all over

>implying the Dominican Republic won't take that gold from then on

lel at this rate they're just going to be another Russia

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they got thiicc

Beijing shit all over London and Rio which were all worthless pop culture and niggers in traditional dress from a time when they would have been murdered on sight

They finally released this masterpiece, everybody is relieved now, no pressure and superior strenght in their forearms

µ's opening ceremony confirmed, Honoka seiyuu booing confirmed too

>tfw worried Japan may not exist in 2020
>tfw vr porn will result in a rome-esque Bacchanal collapse of their society as everyone plugs into their give-up machines and stops going to work

>love live

How will they work the US nuking japan into the opening ceremony?

Rugby is not a major sports in Japan. No one expected Japanese team plays well in this Olympics.
Therefore the game that Japan defeated NZ was not broadcast on public TV. Many of Japanese don't know the wining.

I saw it live on Japanese TV what the fuck are you talking about?

>O God Save the SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M BONKERS

I'll be more interested in seeing the whaling.

Their meme martial art sports had finals in the first week

I said "public TV". Was the game of Japan vs NZ broadcast on public TV?

>tfw アメリカ人 and want 日本 to win
what is this feeling

it was live on nhk g

>wake up from some bong of nap
>switched on TV replaying of badminton mixed doubles
>found top tier for my fife by chance
>feel so comfy now lads

>tfw Japanese and white
Proud all around

criminally underrated

just warmup for Tokyo 2020

being a weeb cuck

it means you're a weeb weak cuck