>3rd in the medals table
What went right?
>3rd in the medals table
What went right?
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Track and field hasn't started yet
The entire European Union choked. Then Australia lost at everything like a bunch of cucks.
Blessed by the Akitsumikami.
Male gym team and Uchimura won 2 golds.
Some golds in swimming.
>7 gold
>2 silver
>13 bronze
>15 suicides
>posting on a Japanese anime board
10 out of a possible 12 medals so far in Judo
Only 3 golds though
Kill yourself weebs
i'm o.k with this t.bh
It's all that radiation. They're unstoppable now.
Warm-up for Tokyo 2020.
>hello kitty's asshole
Christ, what if they beat us
We won't have phelps
I'm expect Tokyo 2020 is going to be a bloodbath between Japan and China.
They're really good at getting third.
>rapes will spike when Japan hosts the Olympics
Why would any country subject itself to this?
Them nips are alright.
>2020 in tokyo
>baseball is automatic gold for them
we're fucked aren't we amerilads
Abe brought back nationalism
I'm expecting there not to be a Japan left after the war breaks out in 2018 started by President Trump
>gooks and nips doing better than western euros
What went wrong?
>>baseball is automatic gold for them
Will there be baseball in the olympics?
Will their best players even play?
強すぎる
>Will there be baseball in the olympics?
yes
>Will their best players even play?
if otani and yamada aren't in the majors by then yes
anime
USA!USA!
>tokyo 2020
>torch bearer gets IN THE FUCKING ROBOT to light up the olympic flame
it's going to be lit for weebs tbqh
>yfw a fucking hologram will be performing for the opening ceremony
other countries using steroids while japan using radiation
all loli olympic team when japan?
i think you and i know damn well what hologram will perform
there's definitely going to be a YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.wav somewhere in the ceremony as well
>tfw EVA, gundam, kamen rider references up the ass
if only
being that the next summer Olympics is in Japan we should add:
baseball (Japan's most popular sport)
rikishi (Sumo wrestling)
kendo (Japanese "fencing" - or, art of the sword)
Japanese archery (Kyudo)
karate
aikido
>2020
>origami, tentacle rape and suicide become Olympic events
>Ichiro ascends to light the cauldron in his jetpack mech suit
please make this happen
>Loli artists have been mysteriously getting into accidents or sickness since the last 4 months
Seems like japan is starting to clean house early
Phelps is going to transition to a MtF transsexual. So he can compete in the women's events and dominate those for a few more olympics.
baseball and softball are confirmed for 2020.
be more of a pathetic weeb.
>Kendo
The World Kendo Championships have been held every three
years since 1970. They are organised by the International Kendo
Federation (FIK) with the support of the host nation's kendo
federation. [31] The European championship is held every year,
except in those years in which there is a world championship. [32]
Kendo is also one of the martial arts in the World Combat Games .
The ceremony will be great.
After two olympics of DUDE LOOK HOW MULTICULTURAL AND DIVERSE OUR COUNTRY IS LMAO itll be neat to see RORO NIPPON BONSAI SUGOI
The jews fear the samurai
who /skateboarding/ here?
I'd watch tentacle rape for sure, as would a number of people on this site.
>Bob Costas' comfortable monotone voice narrating the day's events
>'And so with the Japanese sweeping the podium at the 30 minute Tentacle medley, they end up with a total medal count of 23 to end day 5 of these games.'
You can't have competitive Aikido as there is no sparring element in the first place. The techniques hardly ever work on resisting opponents anyway.
L O N D O N one was based tough miles ahead of bejing and rio in every aspect
Hatsune Miku will perform though its already been confirmed
London
>muh NHS
high school baseball in Japan is super serious business
London kind of went to shit when they hit the modern age.
fucking hell i could clearly hear his voice saying that, with the pauses and everything
Will the opening ceremony have lolis?
>kyudo
Many Japanese high schools and colleges have kyudo clubs (bukatsu)
In Japanese kyudo competition, an archer shoots four arrows in
two sets, placing one pair of arrows at his feet and retaining the
second pair at the ready. He first shoots the haya clasping the
otoya tightly with his glove hand's one or two last fingers. He
then waits until the other archers shoot, then he sets the otoya
and shoots. Once all the archers have shot, the archer will then
pick up the second pair of arrows at his feet and repeat the
process, starting with the second flight's haya.
the entire japanese team will be genetically enhanced super lolis
can't wait for korea will fuck their shit up come 2020.
>London one was based tough miles ahead of bejing and rio in every aspect
Wait until you see Tokyo 2020. Here is Toyko superimposed on England...
Korean women are also riddled with makeup.
>that transition from the dawn of the Industrial Age to The Spice Girls and Dizzy Rascal
I apologise
Add Karuta to that.
>the 2020 olympics 10km racewalk will be held in Aokigahara
>While most of the biking events will have mt. akagi pass in their route
Jesus Christ Japan
>aikido
Lmaoing at u rite now
they might as well add WWE too
it's lit
Karate is being added as an Olympic sport in 2020 Tokyo
WE EUROBEAT NOW
>bicycle drifting
my penis can only get so erect
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>losing to Fiji
already excited for 2020. I might actually go for that one.
和食だった
I was thinking the same thing
Don't forget Japan is adding Gridiron Football to the Olympics because they want a fucking NFL team down there.
Caribbeans are literally pros by that age
All the yellow fever guys need to check out those school uniform threads on /jp/
they will add Gridiron Football there to piss off the Yankees.
Underrated
bashed uchigoat happened
>implying carribeans can defeat "that!"
once the japanese start using that its all over
>implying the Dominican Republic won't take that gold from then on
lel at this rate they're just going to be another Russia
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they got thiicc
Beijing shit all over London and Rio which were all worthless pop culture and niggers in traditional dress from a time when they would have been murdered on sight
They finally released this masterpiece, everybody is relieved now, no pressure and superior strenght in their forearms
µ's opening ceremony confirmed, Honoka seiyuu booing confirmed too
>tfw worried Japan may not exist in 2020
>tfw vr porn will result in a rome-esque Bacchanal collapse of their society as everyone plugs into their give-up machines and stops going to work
>love live
How will they work the US nuking japan into the opening ceremony?
Rugby is not a major sports in Japan. No one expected Japanese team plays well in this Olympics.
Therefore the game that Japan defeated NZ was not broadcast on public TV. Many of Japanese don't know the wining.
I saw it live on Japanese TV what the fuck are you talking about?
>O God Save the SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M BONKERS
I'll be more interested in seeing the whaling.
Their meme martial art sports had finals in the first week
I said "public TV". Was the game of Japan vs NZ broadcast on public TV?
>tfw アメリカ人 and want 日本 to win
what is this feeling
it was live on nhk g
>wake up from some bong of nap
>switched on TV replaying of badminton mixed doubles
>found top tier for my fife by chance
>feel so comfy now lads
>tfw Japanese and white
Proud all around
criminally underrated
just warmup for Tokyo 2020
being a weeb cuck
it means you're a weeb weak cuck