I'm seriuous about this lads

I'm seriuous about this lads
Has any country ever been cucked harder than Australia?
if I was Australian I wouldn't even bother watching the Olympics anymore after tonight
Not even their "witty banter" can save them now
This just plain sad

At least we're still 90% White

t. Zheng Long

>bronze in swimswim
>bronze in netball
>bronze in bows and arrows
>bronze in bantz
Australia what the fuck is going on?

Not after what Manuel did to you

you know there's 100 million people in Mexcixo that wish this country had those four bronze medals

>1 world champ and gold medal favorite comes up short
Ahh damn unlucky
>2 world champs and gold medal favs come up short
Damn, I feel for you. Better luck next time
>3 gold medal favs come up short
Ok, I'm sad now this is frustrating
>4 gold medal favs come up short
Alright this is going too far now!! This is london 2012 tier!
>5 gold medal favs come up short
THIS CANT BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>also gold medal favs in quad sculls for rowing come in second
>jessica fox only getting bronze in canoeing
>rugby 7 men getting btfo (and costing me $50)
>equestrian team in prime position for gold then letting it go to shit in the final day
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ARE WE SUCH AUSCHOKES

>Americans are still so bootyblasted after days 1 and 2 that they can't get Australia out of their minds

kek. It'll all be alright friend.

I'm sure Australia would hand theirs over. They don't believe in anything but gold.

>bootyblasted
>still pretending australia can do anything right, even bantz

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trips confirm

You seem very worked up about this whole thing.

Americans are butthurt because they know that at the same population levels, Australia would have way more medals.

>u mad
DAMAGE CONTROL

>combining u mad and per capita
ULTIMATE DAMAGE CONTROL

>per capita

It's like they don't even realise that if we had the population of china we'd already have 807 gold medals.

>PERRRR CAPITAAAAA

w-what happened?

Your country choked, lad.

i've been posting the same set of image macros all over Sup Forums, i never get tired of it tbqh

>per capita

Larkin, Seebohm, McEvoy, Bronte and Cate Campbell all failed miserably.

Mitch Larkin who is world champ and fastest time in the world this year for 200m backstrok choked

Cate and Bronte Campbell who are world champs and world record holders for womens 100m freestyle and expected to go 1 and 2 both failed to get medals.

>the ABSOLUTE STATE of Australian mental toughness

That seems like the sort of thing that someone who is SEETHING with POORIOUS anger would do to be quite honest with you lad.

>tfw choked as hard as Aussie
He will steady the ship

JUST

Become our 7th state lad. We will dominate the Olympics

And we will let you keep your teams for rugby and cricket like the Brits do with eng scotland and wales having separate teams

Wave of gold incoming lad.

Our constitution already includes them.

>when aussies shitpost it's all in good fun
>when muricans shitpost it's rage
If only you could medal in double-standards.

australia has over 400 athletes competing and they can only manage 5 golds LMAO. how has their entire nation not necked themselves by now?

When Aussies shitpost it's with a wink and a nod.

Our shitposting is fun and cheeky, while yours is cruel and tragic. Which makes it not really shitpositing at all.

>they actually believe this

America is the nationstate equivalent of Farva from Super Troopers.

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they'll get their medals in 8 years time when all the other podium competitors were found to be doping

Ausfailian butthurt at its finest, folks.

Who are you talking to?

People with more than 5gold

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>why do aussies choke so much

It's too fucking easy baiting Americans. "Per Capita" is the perfect example of the Pavlov Effect.

Stop dribbling on ya keyboards, seppos

>if we say we won we won
The tactic is stale. You're getting destroyed and it's glorious.

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At least we don't CHOKE on our burgers.

dont forget Rowan Dennis winning the time trials before his bike snapped in half and he had to replace it in the middle of the trial

AUS vs USA basketball cost me $50

:'(