Sup faggots, my name is David, and I hate every single one of you

Sup faggots, my name is David, and I hate every single one of you.

Give me your best shot. I'll be back to read your autistic hate speech right after I'm done banging my girlfriend.

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>Girlfriend

Top Kek, you're the beta limiting yourself to one pussy. She probably getting pumped by Jamal while you're working out, cuck boy.

Which one are you? Is the other one your gf?

Your faggot face next to your man arms is fucking awkward looking.

These fags don't suck cocks....

5 feet 2 4 inch hard dick

Jesus Christ, not even I have more of a baby face than you. You look like a 12 year old plopped on top of Dwayne Johnson.

It that your wanking arm?

>Being this new

and you are on the left and gf is one the right? or right and left?

Would your the boy next to you happen to be your girlfriend

>Says the actual newfaggot

Nice b8 m8

Being this original

I'm a big guy

for you

I would jo with you bro no homo

This is a youtuber, you gay you not even workout. BAIT 404 thread

Nice quads fam

You think you can take me in a fight? Try me.

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No faggots here

Fucking autistic you are a bored fat nigger for sure this is not you fuck off nerd

thanks broski

some of you guys are alright

Post ass

Fake tard better go fap in other threads.

You'd go down like a sack of shit, too much gym time not enough mat time... Can't muscle up the chin bro...

Frodo Faggins and SlamGuys ManGee

You 'miring?

Beach muscles # good fighter

404 this thread this nerd is patetic

Hows your leg day go?

My outer quads just don't want to grow. Inner quads got me looking like I have two fucking knee caps though.

Shit tits, non existant jaw, fat chin, fat hands and a shit tattoo.

Bravo.

Yes. I am boner

Dear David: no one cares
sincerely Sup Forums

It is not a matter of thinking I can take you in a fight, I know I can, it is a matter of you achieving a no hands cap whilst I fuck you up, all because of your gay rape fetish, so stop taunting people for your cap material faggot.

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i will fuck your ass, how tall are you?

Don't know if I have any. I'll check

All that muscle, and such a small cock.

Sad life.

Young muscle studs, this is gayforpay.

I'm not gay, and I'm short as fuck. 5"10.

4/10 at most.

Cool story bro. You want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

Who cares if you're gay? You're getting fucked up the ass whether you want it or not you little faggot.

n-no homo

if you are happy in your hobby I am happy for you, OP

Nah, keep your medal, it is you who needs something to validate his self worth with.

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that arm is a shoop right?

bro says hes natty too mfw

Is that your most recent work?

Cool story bro. You want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

>5"10
better, i prefer a little shorter than me, enough to warch in your eyes while i fuck you ass on top and in front of you, enough muscle to give me some entertainment while we fight and cuddle.

Timestamp faggot.

That's gayer than AIDS dude...

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we hate you too. bye

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Sigh....
That feel when I know exactly where he live a.k.a his home address. Fuck off, OP. Dave is a good guy, he won't even write like you.

um thats a dude with you dude is gf his nick name

Dubs.
Prove it.

lol are you sure?

which one of you is the girlfriend ?

So you're the boyfriend then?

Ma niggah

Might be time for you to spend some time in the sauna

Here you go, faggot. Google maps screen cap for you. I ain't lying, you twat.

Delete this

I'd knock you the fuck out

Holy fuck! I thought you were just joking. Are you Dave himself?!

You know RAV4's are for girls, right?

Hmmm....am I? Go ponder on that.

It is car for humble rich kids who don't want to rob their parents bank account for a brand new "manly" car.

Dubs again?! What's going on here? Say hello to Dave, please? lol

The one on the left is definitely the female of the relationship, though the guy on the right is definitely making a face like he's taking it up his ass then and there.

Dont go in sauna, faggy version of zyzz.

"Hello" said Dave to you.

>inb4 bulking too much
>inb4 be a fat fuck for at least 6 more months

holy shit what kind of gay homophobes are you? are you retards?

Not bad totally m'rin bro. nice to see a fellow gym goer here

You could just get a rocking motorbike instead, that way you won't spawn a vagina

And yours probably never ever been inside a vagina yet, "big guy".

No dick?

Look at them itty bitty shoulders.

What the fuck you fucking beast

He is probably Dave's friend though. I doubt Dave knows about Sup Forums.

"After you're done banging the guy with you in that picture" I'm sure you meant to say.

>year one photoshop student just learned how to fake muscle

You look disgusting. You do not have the face or hair for that body type. Try a less grotesque edit next time eh?

>gets this defensive

So what you're saying is you're a pussy bitch who can't do anything but pretend to know how to fight. Amirite?