Anons, finally i made my girl say yes to my anal request and proved her it will be fun

Anons, finally i made my girl say yes to my anal request and proved her it will be fun.
I have had anal sex with a girl lots of years ago and i don't remember how she prepared herself for it.
Can you help me and give me some tips about what kind of preparation is needed?

No preparations
Just penetrations

>massage her asshole with waterbased lube
>drench your finger in lube and slowly but steadily start inserting it
>repeat with two fingers
>repeat with dick

Don't go too fast, let her push onto you rather than ramming it in when you start out

hail dubs

You're going to need 1.5 meters of clear poly tubing and a gallon of gas...

Make her drink the gas while you use the poly tube as a jump rope

trips

You should have a nice big meal and talk about the expectations an hour before launch, tuna casserole is a personal favorite of mine. When you dig in, just lay her flat on the belly and jam your stick right in there, in one heavy motion. This streches the anus and gives both you and her maximum comfort. After these steps you can do whatever you like. Best of luck

>dick full of shitty turds
>wtf

this is how it's done

She fits your dick into her poop chute. You do not push. You wait for her to tell you she's good to go. Then fuck her up the ass.

literally hose the shit water out of her ass then fuck the hole

10/10 post

Op you put your dick in her fart box. Of you wan to be nice start with a finger. Keep going until you can get 3 in the drop nutt in her butt.

A shared irish coffee after the meal does it for me too. Great advice overall

Use google. There's lots of guides on how to do this. Better quality than what you'll get here. Also take pics while you're penetrating her ass for the first time.

Very important: rinse internals with tepid water NO SOAP. products for this goal run around $3-5

I've heard men who rape their children usually get the wife to give them an enema first. Personally I have never "prepared" my wife for anal, I just stick it in with a little lube, if she poops in a healthy way (ie it all comes out in a log) you don't need to prep. If she has greasy diarrhea then prep or just avoid until things are better.

That's a dude though

A few glasses of wine will help her relax too.

this is why it goes str8 into her mouth when you take it out of her bum.

Once she takes a shit, tell her not to eat for the rest of the day or at least 4-6 hours before hand. Unless she conveniently takes a nice (solid) poop 30 minutes prior and then she takes a shower...

It ain't like a porno.... those bitches fast from the night before their shoot and douche the shit out of their colon. You could go 12-15" inside their rectum and never encounter a speck of poop.

Have her eat fiber heavy food for 1-2 days before so it's easy to clean.
Before you do, have her take an enema.

During, start out by playing with her ass, get small toys and use fingers.
Use a lot of lube. Get to the point where you think you're using too much lube. Then use some more.

Put her by side like when u go to the anal doutor, its the Brest position

Enemas? Faggots, you don't plan anal sex like it's a fucking outing to the opera. You just get lucky and get to shove it in her ass. Wash your dick off afterwards. End of story.

nothing like a good whiff of her shit while youre fucking her doggy. piss off virgin cunt

You straightfags are so lost when it comes to anal.

>never enough lube
>start very slow
>use lube with lidocaine
>poppers

do poppers actually work to relax the rectum?

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kek

See the real trick is when you are having drunk sex and hitting it from behind you have to rub a finger over her asshole. I've never met a girl that didn't love that shit. Do that a couple more times and SHE will want to try it.

Sharpie in the pooper

pic with penis inside?

who is that girl??

bump

Bro, if you wanna be a faggot why don't you just hook up with a guy?
I mean really why are you guys so into fucking a girl in the ass for like a bunch of niggers.

the asshole is clearly supperior

enema bottle

shampoo bottle can do the same, but make damn sure you washed it before

Do you tell your girlfriend "no" when she offers a handjob or blowjob, because dudes also have mouths and hands?

Don't make the same mistake as me and use warming oil for lube.

thats crazy bad

Enema by puting ice-cubes inside and then push them out in the toilet is the best enema

Fuck off Pico.