OFFICIAL NRL FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD: BRONCOS VS EELS

Kickoff 7:50pm AEST

Broncos suck
Eels suck, Radradra's going to leave

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>James Graham: 94
>traded him out this week

[SEETHES INTERNALLY]

Who are the Campbell sisters of the NRL?

Yeah but he's up for suspension which he can get away with an early guilty plea but the dumb Irish fuck would probably charge it

WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch

Storm or Raiders?
Titans or Tigers?

Can someone share with me some bantz???

I'll be absolutely seething if I don't get my daily dose of bantz!

I went Raiders because of obvious bias as my favourite team. Just worried about their defence desu. Also picked Titans.

>less than an hour till kick off
>7 posts

last for walkcunt

lads what is a safe bet this round?

The Raiders are a shoe in.

Milf to score over 100 tonight lads, screencap this.

that you wont lose your virginity

>less than an hour till kick off
>posted at 6:12pm
Are you retarded? The game won't kick off till about 7:55.

maybe in your irrelevant state

give me one reason to stay here

I mean I'm from Brisbane so it'll still start at 7:55.

What are you listening to right now lads?

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The sound of my own crying.

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>Norma Jean
Good taste user.
Always enjoy Norah Jones voice. Never really gotten into her music much though.

based walkie listens to norma jean?

Yeah I do mate.

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What other bands you into lad?

>normie jean

Église

You're missing out tbqfhwy.

fucking casual

reminder there is nothing wrong with golden point

Reminder that Josh Reynolds still runs this dying community

What's wrong m8?

Everything.

My life's dream was crushed this week and now I'm facing the prospect of either being stuck in a dead end job forever, or being a worthless neet.

I could put up with the shit job before because I had hope that I could leave one day to do something I love, but now that isn't possible.

I really wish euthanasia was legal here.

I finally found out who my biological father was on my 28th from my grandparents, and looked him up. He seemed like a top bloke, a company owner and tech expert. So I sent him an email with some details to see if it was him.

He wrote back, says he was in a relationship with my mother around that time, and that they broke up suddenly. According to my grandparents my mum didn't think he'd be a good father because the guy's family wouldn't approve of her. She was a tomboy and a smoker and so on.

Anyway so we organized an informal DNA test, and this week I finally got back the news that it's negative, the guy's not my dad. Basicallly turns out the real reason they broke up was because she was pregnant with another man's child, me.

So now I'm back to square one, and I'm kind of hesitant to ask who my actual father is from my mum because she doesn't give a shit about me and has probably forgotten anyway. And this other guy was really nice, I feel pretty bad for contacting him in the first place.

Sorry for the blogshit, tried to keep it concise.

sorry, bro.

Which one is real?

>mfw he spoke to a lawyer and decided since you werent under 18 he wouldnt owe any debts and finding out if he had an heir couldnt hurt

What is Jarryd Hayne thinking RIGHT NOW?

Might buy a Macbook Pro lads

Talk me into/out of it

I didn't get a chance to properly grieve for my father.

Does he get a Gold medal for his efforts with the Fiji 7s?

Anyone here have a mental illness?

Sean, will you be my friend? I'll be in Brisbane soon.

I'm thinking of getting a new Macbook. Would recommend.

Sure.

learning apple is fucked

windows is shit now but 7/8 os are sweet

>tfw have an almost broken piece of shit laptop on it's last legs

And it's only like a year old. Any recommendations? nothing too expensive

I'm not joking.

I really need a friend in real life. I honestly have nobody.

>he hasnt had the same 15" laptop since 2013

based ASUS doing me proud. used to lug it around at uni but got sad that it was so big so i bought a macbook mini whatever to fit in

never used it cause i stopped going to class, still get distinctions though cause im a boss

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>oates

who here
>$50k payout cause victim of crime
?

im just gonna put it in savings anyway, spending money is for retards

I'm not joking either. I'd be willing to be your friend.

Actually my laptop is an asus. I would just get it fixed but it would cost almost as much as a new cheap laptop

The broncos newbie looks like a cross between justin hodges and ben barba

whats fucked with it? i blame the user mostly

they arent cars they dont get run down just sitting in your roon

>tfw don't want to get laptop repaired because they will see all my degenerate porn and Sup Forums folders

If it has a traditional hard drive it'll slowly degrade.

>brisbane won't make the gf for another 10 years

>Parramatta """""""""defence""""""""""

ABSOLUTELY BASED

Started of with a small crack at the back, then it just got bigger and the spine fell apart, and for some reason it won't charge now unless I put it on it's side, and the battery life is shorter for some reason.

Don't even know how it got the crack desu

When I was going to do that I put all my shit on a usb for the same reason. Hopefully nobody finds my usb and tries to use it

I can't just save my shit to an external hard drive and delete from my laptop because the problem is it overheats within 10 minutes of turning on and I don't have enough time to copy things.

Literally SEETHING at the complete lack of attention I garner from females lads

Your own fault.

>You now remember Jharal Yow Yeh

>suck it, suck it dry brah

How do you make new friends as an adult?

that ankle snap in perth

How much does Yvonne make lads? 200k?

>tfw only have like 5 actual friends
>tfw feel like even they're getting sick of me

how do I get a jewess gf?

Do you think she had to offer sexual favours to get a the job?

Sexism is pretty bad lads

>tfw barely 3 friends
>they only talk to me if I talk to them first

>coconuts incharge of knowing the rules

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How do I fix it?

sell drugs. not kidding.

>be in shape
>styled haircut
>dress well
>have good social skills
>interesting stories

This feels like the longest fucking half ever and there's still 15 minutes to go

Shouldn't have taken the 2 earlier. Killed their momentum.

Somebody hold onto the fucking ball please

Agreed.

Replay showed that literally nothing happened. Don't know why they got pulled up for that.

Comfy footy game tonight boys.

Shitford will be given the assist for that.

This young referee has a bright future ahead of him.

Comfortably numb.

That one broncos cheerleader needs to lay off the hog's breath a bit.

I'm getting there, give me some time.

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Growing up as a kid I used to be obsessed with Rugby League. I would play it all the time and never shut up about it. Now I barely watch it anymore and feel lime in a year or two I might be completely over it.

Anybody else like this?

Played at school, never watched it (single mum). If I can watch a game I'll watch it.

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Starting to hate the obsessive rulings, obstruction, bunker and excessive KFC advertising.

Corey GOATes with the try. Based

Why the fuck can't anyone hold onto the ball