Official Apology Thread

All non-US countries get in here. It's time to man up.

America... man I'm sorry.

If this is legit, you're forgiven. If this is bantz you can go choke on more medals.

All countries are good.

He's not forgiven, you are easily scammed

wtf i love australia now

Sorry that you're all so fat and autistic.

Your country is going straight into the next couple of decades so im lmaoing at your lives.

Maybe living in Poo ess ayy was good in the 90s but it's Mexico tier lifestyle now.

>poopeland

lol what the fuck are you even saying

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I'm sorry for ever doubting the greatness of American athletes and continually shitposting 'per capita' in response to the dominant display of the USA Olympiads.

>mfw my country is going straight into the next couple of decades

>Australia's loose turd New Zealand floating into this thread
Don't let this post taint the sanctity of the apology.

Australia smokes more meth per capita than USA

Even your banter is a complete failure.

>your country is going straight into the next couple of decades

Has time stopped in New Zealand?

Thank you kind sir. Many blessings upon your country.

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I want the original Zealand back.

>he thinks anyone wants to
I'd rather tread on Hope Solo's roast beef sandwich than step foot in Ausfailia.

Actually, compared to NZ, the USA has gotten better and NZ has gone to shit. NZ used to have the highest hdi.

#Trump2016

Yeah, elves are immortal

Best rugby nation in human history chiming in with Gods honest truth

Australian Shitposting is fucking savage and 100% relentless and we routinely tear apart any country at will. Everyone tries to achieve the allusive status of supreme Shitposting like us but every time you >> you feed the savage Shitposting machine that is Australia. Every time you >> you fall for our b8. You can try and be an edge lord but you are playin into our hands at what we do best which is Shitposting other countries down a peg. Some come at us m9

If the US cared nearly half as much about rugby as we did with football, the All Blacks would be blasted into irrelevancy.

i like australia, i wish id grown up there. dont even trip boomerangbro.

>Best country at rugby 7s
It's their national sport so of course they excel at it. But it's not the rugby the rest of the world plays. Fiji failed to exit the group stage in the rugby World Cup. Happy for them that they won well deserved but rugby 7s to rugby is like softball to baseball.

lolol tfw team USA has yet to score a point against the all blacks

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

Here we have the ebin bantz argument in all its glory. Note the australian refuses to believe his country could ever be inferior to another in what he calls "bantz". Unfortunately, the genial humor of Australians of yesteryear has eroded, leaving a wasteland of smarmy teens sneering at their computer screens, believing they're the next Jim Jefferies.

I live and I learn

Disappointing performance, letting down the Union Jack Crew

>bullying Fiji
Over the line faggot

Our stock market just set yet another record making the average American w/ a 401k even richer. We also dominate athletically as evidenced by the Olympics. We are the greatest nation to ever grace the Earth. Not even joking.

>The american thinks copy pasting this shitty greentext into every thread is 'bantz'
Try harder lad. You won't make the podium with this amount of effort.

Fiji is our single berry their our bitches and when they try to come to our country when rising sea levels submerge their islands
>fuckoffwe'refull.jpeg

Hook line and sinker
Use edgy green text
>national hero?

FUCKING BAHAHAHAHAHAH

MICHAEL PHELPS ALONE ALMOST HAS AS MANY MEDALS AS AUSTRALIA DOES LOLOLOLOL

REMIND ME WHY AUSTRALIANS HAVEN'T BEEN LINED UP AND SHOT YET?


hahahaahH
fhahaahaA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH TRUMP 2016 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

These two Aussies made the mistake of simultaneously using the same argument of "bantz", albeit in slightly different ways. It is obvious they have not properly communicated their strategy, and as such, the impact has been lessened. In the future, they will be certain to coordinate.

>ffwd 5 years
> doping cuntfirmed

>The american thinks copy pasting this shitty greentext into every thread is 'bantz'
Try harder lad. You won't make the podium with this amount of effort

To be fair, no one gives a fuck about your version of rugby either

Ignore him, he's pasting that everywhere. We've got a large autistic population that can't handle banter

It would appear that the seppo had used the same coop pasta technique with lulz and meme trigger word in an attempt to be an edge lord. Clear lack of argumentative points + plus using someone else's copy pasta
+ plus hook line and sinker
We are Shitposting gods cringe copy pastas only fuel the Aussie Shitposting war machine

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

This Australian is stuck in what we like to call a "bantz paradox" where he feels any other argument would be more likely to make him look like a KUCK. As such, he is forced to recycle the same argument until he abandons the thread, which is a typical reaction for a cornered Australian.

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

This Australian has also succumbed to the "bantz paradox". Given his weaker abilities, he will likely die before abandoning the thread, leaving room for more dominant Aussie trolls to take his place.

rugby is played across 120 countries by 5 billion people. Check your facts scrub. No one cares for gridiron that's why it's not an Olympic sport

Is this ironic or is this irony?
USA ukling out of threads once the Aussie Shitposting machine has been through just like they pulled out of Vietnam

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

A very generic "u mad" post disguised with a faint "bailing out" twist. Fairly disappointing.

Who plays league outside of NZ/Aus?

We are talking about union

Gimmie them juicy juicy (you)'s

Which one is more popular in New Zealand?

Also if someone says "rugby" without any context in Australia or New Zealand is it assumed they're talking about league or union?

Genuinely curious

Union. League is refered to as league

Rugby is union. League or footy for league.

not reading that, but judging from the caps you seem pretty flustered

>Tfw American kids grow up having their parents tell them that their country is the most athletic nation in the history of the world
>Tfw foreigners have to grow up having their parents tell them that their country is not the best in the world and that the USA is the most athletic country in the world

Feels good to be a Yankee Doodle dandy

Never mind Aussies are good people

>lmaoing at your lives
>lmao

People still use "lmao"? Well shit. Kill yourself and get with the times, faggot.

Why are you so peeved?

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

If the australian had the literacy to read and fully-comprehend the aforementioned post, they might've avoided the pitfall of using their "u mad" meme. Unfortunately, it seems yet another Aussie has fallen victim to unoriginality and general stupidity.

>we're losing this argument
>revert to butthurt!
>no goddamnit, we used that one two posts ago!
>okay, use per capita!
>we're all outta that too, lads!
>fuckkkkk fuckkkkk what do we do? WHAT DO WE DO M8S?
>what about epic bantz?
>epic bantz?
>yeah have we used it? check dingo-dan! Hurry!
>no, no we haven't used that one!
>USE IT USE IT USE IT HOLY FUCK EPIC BANTZ

Another generic "u mad" post. Nothing noteworthy in this instance.

Oi cunt. Gimmie my (you)'s RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

England and Papua New Guinea

Wat?

>being so butthurt you proxy

>Being so butthurt you and your abbos call a mod to fix your problems.

How could you fuck up this bad

>mad at flags

RARE

This is some advanced freshie bait

tfw USA doesn't even know what rugby is and mixes it up with lacrosse all the time
I'll say it again. If the US cared nearly half as much about rugby as we did with football, the All Blacks would be blasted into irrelevancy.

>you will never have a KUCK MOD under your control, banning americans and doing your bidding when you cry to them

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