Ask a guy who went to a AMP for the first time anything

Ask a guy who went to a AMP for the first time anything.

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Where did you go?

how much did you pay

>thinking I'll actually give you a name so you can figure out where I live

Nice try.

What's AMP?

50$ up front, $40 tip.

Asian Massage Parlor. You can get a massage with an additional HJ/BJ.

I'm guessing Asian massage parlor.

This. Why must there be abbreviations for fucking everything nowadays? Not everyone has the exact same knowledge and interests you know

what happened during your visit

how long did you last

This

Got an HE. Gonna go there to build a relationship with the Asian lady. We were flirty asf even though she had bad English.

Long enough.

Google is your friend.

make her your gf

Idk we'll see. I typically don't see myself dating an Asian but she was fucking sexy. Gonna try and fuck.

How was the massage? Was it good or was it a joke?

How was the hj, was it better because she's a "professional" or was it bleh because she was just going through the motions?

Massage was alright. She didn't oil my whole body down but her hands/fingers were moist so it felt right.

As for the HJ, fucking great. When she went to go get the oil, it was over it. I saw it as a professional HJ and she was doing it with two hands so yea, fucking good.

I was asking for the name of the place

>Not everyone has the exact same knowledge and interests you know

Where did you cum?

And did you have to ask for the HJ or did she offer? Obviously you stated that you tipped her, how much of a roll did that play?

And what did she wear during the massage and HJ?

Jesus your use of abbreviations is horrible. You use acronyms that aren't common knowledge, and fuck up ones that are.

>AMP
>HE (an HE)
>asf

>I saw it as a professional HJ and she was doing it with two hands so yea, fucking good.

My girl just pounds the shit out of it like she is mashing potatoes, hurts like fuck. She has no skill or style at all. I can't imagine beating the shit out of her vag so not sure why she tries to peel my shit.

need to get some lube

On my stomach. Kinda had to spit game for to do it since it was my first time there and they get hesitant from newcomers, etc. (Cause of police stings and stuff). Tipping plays a big role. If you get a HJ and don't tip, you won't be liked. She was wearing a short tight dress which was sexy.

Bitch you acting like you too damn good search up on Google what it means. Ol lazy ass nigga.

Baby oil will do it. Trust me.

his acronym will be very familiar to those who often visit forum regarding prostitution.

HE happy ending
AMP Asian massage parlor
FR field report
FJ full job
BJ blow job
HJ hand job
BBBJ bareback blow job (no condom)
AR ass rimming
FK french kiss
DATY forgot what this means. i think eating pussy

those are some regular abbreviations. theres more of course

DATY
>don't arouse the yeti

> that they even offer a BJ with condomo

And the handjob goes with pants on, or what?

Did she let you touch her at all or show any skin to help you finish?

That's awful, I've experienced that too.

you must be new or no exp in the scene.

some places(or girls) do prefer to have u capped before sucking ur dick

Definitely. I was feeling on her thighs and with a sexy chuckle, she turned her body so her ass was reachable. Started touching all under her dress and shit. She had on a thong I think cause I was tryna finger fuck her at the same time.

what'S that thingy with you Americans and prostitutes?

Here in Germany, we have flat rate brothels
. You pay 50€ at the entrance and then you can stay there for 6 hours and fuck as many girls as you want and there is no debate like "uuuh dont touch my brest, uuh now french kiss etc"
well BBBJ and French Kisses may cost some extra tips, but not that much

you get what you pay for: sex.

Cause that shits illegal over here...

Because googling "amp" is going to yield useful results. If the abbreviation you use can have multiple meanings or is an actual word, and it's not commonly used or well known then you should probably specify what it means. Otherwise, your thread will get derailed into a debate about abbreviations.

Basically this, it's only legal in like two states/cities.

I heard that. Any good reasons why?
In Germany we nearly completly destroyed the illegal sexual slavery by givin the prostitutes rights and destroying the anonymity.

They have to pay taxes and they have to get their health checked regularly.

And as far as I know, authorities are even planing on organizing mandatory educational courses for the sexworkers.

Shit took me 5 seconds you lazy dumb fuck. Now stfu (which stands for shut the fuck up if you didn't know that too bitch).

Prostitution been illegal in the USA for as long as I can remember. I might check out Germany and see what these hoes about if what you're saying is true.

self-righteous religious people who are secretly gay or cheat on their third wives but call everyone else sinners

regulation: prostitution may be considered a legitimate business; prostitution and the employment of prostitutes are legal, but regulated; the current situation in the Netherlands, Germany, most of Australia and parts of Nevada (see Prostitution in Nevada). The degree of regulation varies very much, for example in Netherlands prostitutes are not required to undergo mandatory health checks (see Prostitution in the Netherlands) while in Nevada the regulations are very strict (see Prostitution in Nevada)

from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution

13, sucked dog dick
15, mounted by dog
19, let friend fuck my ads
24, sucked a dick, he came on my dick and frothed his cum and jerked me off into my mouth
Me now, no more guys, looking for k9 though.

Honestly, I think regulated prostitution in America would solve alot of problems especially with those people who loves to shoot up schools and shit. All that anger comes from extreme sexual frustration (IMO) and might have a correlation with sex.

Thread summary:
- OP confuses PK with CK
- germany fucks on flat-rates
- america is run by the spain inquisition

Anything else?

why didn't you go to a brothel or booked an escort ? do you enjoy handjob more than fucking ? are you too poor for it ?

this

and so much

KEK

I think that's pretty much all we have

because you put massage dumbass

OP here. Tf is PK and CK?

Why tf would I go to a slut who prolly has some type of STD when a massage bitch can offer me those for less? Think about that for a second.

Bitch the word massage is in the thumbna... Actually nvm. Why tf am I still talkin to you?

Where? Website?

Pauschalclub are shit. It's filled with ugly whore, who couldn't work in FKK. The rates are higher than 50€ And girls in Pauschalclub as in FKK have taboo too, some of them don't do frenchkiss, other don't do anal, other only offer blowjob with condom.

Many girls who work in FKK and Pauschalclub have a pimp. Depending on the club, if you spend enough time on the parking you can see guy from romania driving big cars comming to pick up the girl after their work

I mean, just look, here in Berlin (Germany), I just order a hooker from a random side like this.

berlinintim.de/

and this or similar sides are available for every region.
I would crap my pants if it was illegal, how you hide that you've called them?

Higher than 50€? Last time I had bin at "Artimes" it was 50€

>see guy from romania driving big cars comming to pick up the girl

well, then I recomment you not to spent that much time on the parking floor...

Not that user, no shit you need to go to your "AMP" for relieve, you're fucking autistic.

here in France it's supposed to be illegal, but cops don't care, and i booked several escort from the same kind of website that you linked.

Where is this club ?

Thanks.

fkk-artemis.de/page/?langswitch_lang=de

in Berlin

> Eintrittspreis von 80,00 EUR

ok, not 50€, but still ... including breakfast and lunch, btw. all you can eat, just saying

just check your own link, it's 80€ and it's an FKK.

That means that you have to pay for each session with girls

Daty = dining at the Y.

So eating pussy

it's 60€ for half an hour with a girl.

Why have all thse retarded euphemisms