What would you wish for?

What would you wish for?
Your first reply is the catch
>I.e.
>Million dollars
>its Monopoly money

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I wish that the holocaust killed more Jews. And then I wasn't one.

>that's two wishes fag
>your one of them Jews

>Like 2 more jews in the ovens.
>Germany lost the war.

I wish for the world to end, every living human being has to die.

>one jew dies
>thats more than 0, since the holocaust is a lie

>you burn eternally in hell

I wish niggers turned into apes

I wish morgan freeman read me bedtime stories each night

>planet of the apes happens

I want sh this is the new interpretation of Jesus Christ

i wish i lived in the universe that crash bandicoot 3 (warped)'s first level "Toad Village", amongst a few others in the game, is set in.

>you're a box

I wish OP was not a faggot.

>you become the faggot

But you've got a huge craving for his cock

kek

I want a portal gun

>every living human being
All dead humans now come back to life.

I wish i could immigrate thousands of mexicans to make me a huge living throne 50 meters high.

He's always fully nude

But you only get the blue one. The orange portal is controlled by a pack of niggers.

The portal gun doesnt want you.

You have to pay them $5000 for every brick they lay

I wanna be the very best.

But you have to treat them like decent human beings

A girl to spend the rest of my life with

But they're all nude and have throbbing erections

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>Gary is slightly better

But she dies of cancer withing a year

Xhe has a bigger dick than you

Get the fuck out, Callum Davies. You mega faggot shit posting little waste of carbon. You shouldn't even be on this board you pre-pubescent fuck. I swear to god I wish I could burn your house down you're such a pussy.

Kekd n chekd

I wish i was a director of cnn.

All the power, knowledge and immortality of the Q. I wish to be Q.

But wishes don't come true

I wish to be able to walk through objects at will

Your mom makes fun of you

No. Screw you man

>you become the letter Q
>in fact, the very one in this post

>you get stuck between a wall

The q in >hqdefault

But Will isn't always in front of you

But you will never feel hapiness

>you're twelve and get stuck in an endless portal-loop

I want to have the ability to come back to life

I wish I had a sweet chameleon

I wish Portal gun

I wish i had a beer mug made of beer.

That has already happened #blm

i wish i was black

>it can't change colors

But when you do come back, your 10 percent dumber and 20 percent fatter

He likes to get into your kettle.

>every time you come back to life you're 2 inches shorter

You fucking cunt that is genuinely sadistic, good shout.

I wish to be dead.

I wish I could live without being such a loner beta virgin faggot anymore

>It's poisonous

It only takes you to universes filled with dookie.

But you're actually white

>you never know where exactly 'Will' is

You come back to life as child Sex and torture slave

>your fellow black friends hate you (and other than niggers, nobody likes niggers)

>you have to go outside

That's a plus. Bring it on Morgan

But you can only with being one

>You can't

I wish for dubs

I wish I was gunblade.

You die after a long and brutal three year fight with brain and lung cancer

>We cure you of death

>you live with people who make you look alpha by comparison
>there are no decent human beings left in the world

I wish i had one indestructible condom to use as a parachute for the rest of my life.

>Its impossible, you stop existing

You're literally a knife strapped to a gun

I wish I could read people's minds

>you become bladegun instead

>A billion years from now
I wish I had the ability to make any woman suck my dick

I wish I could wish.

>It tangles around your neck the first time you use it

I would run at the speed of light but i am paralysed from the waist below.

Some other fag gets them.

Perfect, anyone annoying me gets in dookie universe

It's always full of cum. Not yours.

But it comes prefilled with semen

>only grannys age 85+

Get raped by niggers

>but you cant stop it and read every persons mind at the same time

The first whore you fuck has the super aids and you forgot which side was out.

I would wish for all sandniggers to die a slow and painful death asap.

>Afterwards every woman attempts to kill you, much like a preying mantis

I wish I was raped.

That's horrifying

a big dick

>it's an edible one, while still indestructible it attracts birds whenever you use it in the air who peck at your genitals

Everyone else dies too

They all Have bracers

But it was consensual

>its bigger than 20inches

You die by asphyxation