Virgins and trains

Virgins and trains.

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It'll get there in your lifetime, although by the time it does your body may be too old for that level of reconstructive surgery.

Sorry boyo.

What no a correlation is not a fact

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Geez I feel like we could be good friends Irl.
Im R btw

If people cant even get fem-penis how am I supposed to get a hot virgin?

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I'm a huge dick and most of the people I get along with are huge dicks. If you're a huge dick, you might be right, R.

Cute virgins exist. Fempenis doesn't.

Maybe fem-penis exists but no one will ever find it just like how I will never find a virgin.

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RIP hopes and dreams

Im just pretty versatile with everyone so we should get along fine.

I came xx

AAAAHH
FUCK BLIZZARD

You gotta believe, nibbles.

Hey, it could happen sooner. Or you could save money and get your brain transplanted into the body of a cute girl. I think we can do that now.

Do you want to be my friend

Sauce plz!

can i hang out here?

There is no such thing a girl/feminine penis

if you're asking, the answer is probably "no"

I want myself cute boi!! So many cute girls to fuck and snuggle but no cute boi for me

who are you

Only if your post your butt.

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don't do that

/r cub porn

do not under any circumstances post your butt

do not under any circumstances post cub porn

do kill yourselves

Sure

some dude normally from S/fur
no butts

I dont believ it

Would you kindly quaff a quart of bleach?

do something cool

>no butts
good start

Yeah, that's your entire problem

Train guy incoming

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Then get out.

wait what the fuck is going on with lucario's hands in that picture

also stay sfur guy snarf is shittier than you by definition

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Feels great

jesus i didn't know michelangelo was into this stuff

Like what ? Im sitting on a massage chair playing vidya and listening to a movie, how can it get more cool ?

Well if you're going to be realistic and say fempenis doesnt exist im going to be realistic and never find a virgin.

meh
just chillin then

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Do you suppose the reason she doesn't show up for anything is because of her health or because she realizes that people hate her more the more they see her

You could do a sick backflip into an M1 Abrams and blast a jihadi.

But it is possible for people in general to find virgins. There's nothing to suggest you specifically can't do it.

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Im not attractive enough and im too autistic.

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That's never stopped anyone.

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Cant do backflips but I can kill some ottoman in an early WW1 tank or bomb a village in one of the first airplane bomber

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sauce on this ASAP!

That would be best, yes

>try for a fruitless endeavor.

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Option A

Oh and my Hillary Clinton monster lost out to a green female alien conquistador named Cockmongra. I'm not sure how that happened

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Disgusting, are you playing battlefield 1?

Alright this conversation has gotten boring again I give up.

You'll probably have to get a brown one though they're generally poorer.

That's a really disturbing mental image.

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I'm sure there are plenty of white trash ones

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Not in combat or anything. For the big bad of a one-shot sidebar of our current campaign.

I thought she'd be a shoe-in because the dm fucking despises the bitch. I guess he thought Cockmongra was too funny

Yes but I just switched to F4 dlc

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battlefield 1 got boring after two games
another game i will not be buying

Gonna buy it because friends

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Do you like blue cat boy butts?

if my friends were planning to play it, i'd tell them exactly what i did when they moved to Overwatch and told me to get it
"I'll play it if you buy it for me."

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Well we hve common standards on videogames and most of my friends that play vidya got what we call shared accounts even tho its not only 1 account. Sometimes we split the cost of the game and sometimes we buy whatever we want.

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i don't have friends that do that
i don't really have many friends either, especially ones that play on PC.

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wait I thought we weren't allowed to sexual the goat

Some would call me a normie I guess

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i'm an android, nice to meet you

i just never really made friends during high school for quite a few reasons

I'm bored demos

Normies?!

in MY thread?

massage me

Hold on I like alot g/fur

That would end in an arm bar. Which would be insanely entertaining

I just look approchable

same

What's an arm bar?

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Remove the fucking swollen-headed gremlins and that'd be a nice picture.

Sadly im gay and turn down every girl I meet