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English women edition

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the wife

Have you ever put your cock inside a fanny?

HES HERE

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if God isn't real, who puts all the leaves back on the trees?

any manlets ITT?

cara 2bh lads

wish i died as an infant

fog on t'dales today lads

hello

I'm 5'7

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I'm 8'3

many times

had to turn down sex this week because I was tired

hey hey
he he
i make poo poos and pee pees

when will you learn?

yes, 173cm here
no, see above

>fifty six per cent

you scream

we scream

we all scream at the state of yanks

the wife

>I Vow To Thee

is there a greater song

The macros so far today, dunno what carbs to have desu

I think I'm 5'6 but a girl said I was 5'8

Land of Hope and Glory

5'4''

daughter (not biological) sent me this

Are you a qt brucette?

learn what?

why on earth would you move to finland

how does that shirt work?

daughter (biological) sent me this

prefer not to say

I'm pretty sure I'm 5'11 but I constantly get people shorter than me telling me i'm 6ft or 6'1

mongs

paizuri her lol

Virgin answer

gf sent me this

you've posted pics from this before, link gallery lad

alri bilbo

the girl was 5'8 and she said we were the same height

dark energy

dunno
people ruffle my hair and stroke my face a lot

>tfw they're starting to delete bog threads on Sup Forums

haha alri

*laughs at you as you whack your head on the doorframe because you're a lanky cunt*

wife sent this

can't remember the last time i spoke to a girl

had seccs with some bird on holiday

I was born in England and haven't been there for 15 years. I'm going there this summer to see my dad.

What should I do there?

what's that on her spine

narrowly avoided being put in a game of "never have i ever" with the normies last night

the gf

is she having a stroke?

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post 'chines

id win that game so hard

you realise you can just lie right

I'm half Finnish and my parents thought it would be a better place for me to grow up.

It's alright here, other than the fact that there's nothing to do but drink

Where in England?

Come home lad

the whitest family in bradford

ah yes, the "übermensch"

>committing a sin just to win a game
that's reprehensible

then you should enjoy england

Leamington Spa.

>those expressions

howling

never played a sexual party game

>americans have no culture
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRY AGAIN SWEETIE
youtube.com/watch?v=Sezhr7jbrlk
youtube.com/watch?v=Sezhr7jbrlk
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yeah but i'm paranoid about getting exposed

also wouldnt know what to say when it was my turn

Your mom got NIGEL'D

my gf got home from a night out and i was going down on her and tasted cum, i didnt know what to do so i just kept eating and then she came and slept, i am sat on my laptop posting this with tears in my eyes

post more u cunty

@70213138
was that really worth posting 3 times

called my mum out on always bitching about my brother and his gf when they're not here but being the nicest person ever when they're in the room

She starts kicking off saying I am really embarrassing and I always cause trouble and my brother says "hes always been like this"

sounds like they can't handle the banter

mate

>muh climate change

will they ever shut up?

played spin the bottle once and I got picked with this qt and we had to go into the wardrobe and "make out" for 2 minutes but when we got in there we just stood in silence and she got her phone out and started texting then I lied when I got out and told all my mates she let me slip a finger in

r u dum
just think of anything

"ive never had sex in a public place"

there I just thought of that in like 2 seconds
it doesn't even have to be sexual

this is really fucking hot actually

brb fapping

how did you know it was cum

MIDLANDS ON THE MAP

no and i'm 29 this year

very unfortunate state of affairs. my mental state is extremely poor.

watch it again

powerful jawlines on the backline though

generally when im put on the spot i cant think of anything to say

Any hints on how I can fix my broken toe without a doctor?

>i've never masturbated to traps

apologise

>American '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''culture'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

youtube.com/watch?v=qq1GkXf3mUc

I've got a white albino mate and he actually looks like the guy guys in the middle and on the left.

At least you will be able to bend time and space to your will in a years time.

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where' s /eire/?

where do I find a girl like young sinead o'connor with hair?

sounds like you're not the favourite son.

they don't do much for broken toes anyway unless it's your big toe

just let it heal

so think up a list of like 5 things to say as the game starts and have them ready to fire when its your turn

no offence but are you on the spectrum

didnt bother fixing mine and it turned out alright just a bit longer than my big toe now

>"This is how the story begins"

impressive post my friend

Mind become a lefty to shag lefty girls lads