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the wife
Have you ever put your cock inside a fanny?
HES HERE
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if God isn't real, who puts all the leaves back on the trees?
any manlets ITT?
cara 2bh lads
wish i died as an infant
fog on t'dales today lads
hello
I'm 5'7
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I'm 8'3
many times
had to turn down sex this week because I was tired
hey hey
he he
i make poo poos and pee pees
when will you learn?
yes, 173cm here
no, see above
>fifty six per cent
you scream
we scream
we all scream at the state of yanks
the wife
>I Vow To Thee
is there a greater song
The macros so far today, dunno what carbs to have desu
I think I'm 5'6 but a girl said I was 5'8
Land of Hope and Glory
5'4''
daughter (not biological) sent me this
Are you a qt brucette?
learn what?
why on earth would you move to finland
how does that shirt work?
daughter (biological) sent me this
prefer not to say
I'm pretty sure I'm 5'11 but I constantly get people shorter than me telling me i'm 6ft or 6'1
mongs
paizuri her lol
Virgin answer
gf sent me this
you've posted pics from this before, link gallery lad
alri bilbo
the girl was 5'8 and she said we were the same height
dark energy
dunno
people ruffle my hair and stroke my face a lot
>tfw they're starting to delete bog threads on Sup Forums
haha alri
*laughs at you as you whack your head on the doorframe because you're a lanky cunt*
wife sent this
can't remember the last time i spoke to a girl
had seccs with some bird on holiday
I was born in England and haven't been there for 15 years. I'm going there this summer to see my dad.
What should I do there?
what's that on her spine
narrowly avoided being put in a game of "never have i ever" with the normies last night
the gf
is she having a stroke?
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post 'chines
id win that game so hard
you realise you can just lie right
I'm half Finnish and my parents thought it would be a better place for me to grow up.
It's alright here, other than the fact that there's nothing to do but drink
Where in England?
Come home lad
the whitest family in bradford
ah yes, the "übermensch"
>committing a sin just to win a game
that's reprehensible
then you should enjoy england
Leamington Spa.
>those expressions
howling
never played a sexual party game
>americans have no culture
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRY AGAIN SWEETIE
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yeah but i'm paranoid about getting exposed
also wouldnt know what to say when it was my turn
Your mom got NIGEL'D
my gf got home from a night out and i was going down on her and tasted cum, i didnt know what to do so i just kept eating and then she came and slept, i am sat on my laptop posting this with tears in my eyes
post more u cunty
@70213138
was that really worth posting 3 times
called my mum out on always bitching about my brother and his gf when they're not here but being the nicest person ever when they're in the room
She starts kicking off saying I am really embarrassing and I always cause trouble and my brother says "hes always been like this"
sounds like they can't handle the banter
mate
>muh climate change
will they ever shut up?
played spin the bottle once and I got picked with this qt and we had to go into the wardrobe and "make out" for 2 minutes but when we got in there we just stood in silence and she got her phone out and started texting then I lied when I got out and told all my mates she let me slip a finger in
r u dum
just think of anything
"ive never had sex in a public place"
there I just thought of that in like 2 seconds
it doesn't even have to be sexual
this is really fucking hot actually
brb fapping
how did you know it was cum
MIDLANDS ON THE MAP
no and i'm 29 this year
very unfortunate state of affairs. my mental state is extremely poor.
watch it again
powerful jawlines on the backline though
generally when im put on the spot i cant think of anything to say
Any hints on how I can fix my broken toe without a doctor?
>i've never masturbated to traps
apologise
>American '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''culture'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
I've got a white albino mate and he actually looks like the guy guys in the middle and on the left.
At least you will be able to bend time and space to your will in a years time.
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where' s /eire/?
where do I find a girl like young sinead o'connor with hair?
sounds like you're not the favourite son.
they don't do much for broken toes anyway unless it's your big toe
just let it heal
so think up a list of like 5 things to say as the game starts and have them ready to fire when its your turn
no offence but are you on the spectrum
didnt bother fixing mine and it turned out alright just a bit longer than my big toe now
>"This is how the story begins"
impressive post my friend
Mind become a lefty to shag lefty girls lads