User

user,
how do you make/keep a woman happy ?

stay away from her

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Also, never make eye contact
If you do, look away as fast as you can


I hear money does the trick as well

you can't.

women are genetically predispositioned to be miserable.

Brainwashing and a firm but fair hand.

You simply don't, you treat them like crap if you want them coming back.

date her. fuck her. marry her. never give up your own life and let her have one too.

Money, that's it.

Surprise buttsecks

You could do that thing that an user did a few years ago where he would use liquid nicotine to get her addicted to being fucked

elaborate

That thread was gold but I thought he used a harder drug than that.

Make lots of money. Give that money to them copiously (to 'fulfil' them), and in unpredictable ways (or 'romantically' as they like to call it).

see

See what that guys core looks like (your webm), see how he isnt just naturally stronger than she is but can throw her around and manipulate her to his will. Thats pretty much it, just fuck her like a man, make her cum. If you can do that you'll be ok.

Doesn't matter, they should be keeping you happy.

Have chocolate dick that ejaculates money

Give her the shit when she is together woth you, when she is asleep because its top hard whe she ise't to get her not to notice.
Start small dosis keep going bigger, whzn you had sex make the dose bigger then normal, when she isent with you she will have the need for it ans because she does't know she assosiates it with being with you

Kiss/bite her neck. Shit drives girls wild

Cuck detected

Treat her nice and fuck her like she wronged you in a previous life.

how can i make someone happy if i'm not happy myself?

What's gonna happen if you stop feeding her drugs? Will she start using harder shit and then become a full blown heroin addict who gives blowjobs in parking lots for a dose?

You, i like you.

that depends on the drugs you use. i'd recommend crocodile.

shit I would say to my 13 yr old self from my 16 yr old self, get the fuck out of here kid before you ruin yourself forever.

It has very little to do with your dick. Treat her well, be respectful, engage in interesting conversation, do interesting activities together. Be a caring and sensitive partner while maintaining your masculinity. Don't cater to her every whim, make sure that she does for you and that you do for her. Be partners, be friends.

Eat. Her. Pussy. Sure, she likes your dick well enough but its not designed for clit stimulation and that's how she gets hers. Ask her what she likes, do that. Ask her what she doesnt like, dont do that. Tell her what you like, assert yourself and get her to do what you like.

You gotta find the sweet spot. Most women dont want a guy who's a pushover, but most women are unhappy with macho guys in the long run.

You can't, it's impossible. When was the last time you've seen a happy woman? You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick, make her come 10 times and she'll still complain that the diamond dick was cloudy.

take some viagra
have a four hour boner of steel
fuck her pussy, ass, mouth, pussy again, etc
next day she make you sandwiches all day

>can't tell if sexless virgin or extremely lucky

Those all may work for a little while, user, but over the long haul women flip and fuck you over.

OP, if you're listening, just worry about making yourself happy.

meth

Fuck her when she's upset and eat her out every other day unless it's that time of the month.

if any of us actually knew how to keep a woman happy we wouldn't be here

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Drugs are your safest bet

grow a chocolate dick that ejaculates money

Lucky I guess, but I'm only 25 so we'll see how long that holds out. I've been in consistent healthy happy relationships averaging about 1.5-2 years since i was 14, and that's what has always worked for me.

I suppose an important thing to mention is that you cant make someone else happy, we're all in charge of maintaining our own mental health. All we can do is try to keep a relationship healthy and do what we can to support our partner's wellbeing.

If you can make a bitch cum, possibly multiple times before you cum, she's yours.

you buy her flowers, you make her laugh and you dick her good

>be a caring and capable lover
>genuinely care for her
>be a good provider
>be able to stand up for her and protect her
>don't be a doormat

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orgasms

most girls have to deal with tiny-dicked, incompetent retards, so if you can figure out how to make her come, she will forgive most your shortcomings.

>tiny dicks
>shortcomings
Kek

Kill yourself. If you think a bunch of aspergeros on Sup Forums are going to have the answer, you're doomed to be foreveralone.

Sawce?

You don't. You keep them dicked down so there's no energy left to fuel their whoring.

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Vibrate.

>not understanding the difference between men and women
No matter how many times you bust your nut, she can always take one more

Bullshit. Bust a nut without her and watch her struggle to make you cum again with that bomb pussy

>watch her struggle to make you cum again
she's trying to make herself cum, you retard, and she can't do it with your flaccid noodle.

Sauce?

Either find one with one shred of humanity/rationality that likes/loves you for who you are. Or be rich and shower that bitch. Those are about your only two options.

>how do you make/keep a woman happy ?
First of all, where you live?

You can't

This guy doesn't have the stamina or doesn't know how to wear a bitch out.

The divorce rate has actually gone DOWN in the last couple decades, mostly due to misogynists being abandoned and physical abuse being less acceptable.
>yes, it was mostly men's fault that divorce rates were high, how could anyone be surprised at that

Never ever put her on a pedestal. Be caring, but don't be a clingy motherfucker.

I've had sex for 3 straight hours before, it's not difficult at all, but it's not really that great either. At some point, she can't keep up and gets sore and tired.

Still, you can't do this all the time, there will always be a time when she is more than capable of taking dick when you're not around.

by killing after raping
I am doing this and they are happy I just know it they just can't say it to me
they are too shy to act like they are happy
if they are screaming and begging you to stop
it means they are happy

Up to 50% worth trying, above this I would give up

Try to keep up, dummy

The divorce rates in those countries are due to the misogynistic culture of the men in that country. A woman from a high-divorce rate country would probably have a higher standard for the kind of abuse she would stand before getting a divorce.

1. make her cum
2. keep her fed
3. let her take her nap

fuck her long and hard, eat the pussy, be a good cook, funny, and don't be a faggot.

Been with my girl for 4 and a half years now

Shes small and cute and in shape

Im fat, alcoholic, unemployed, hairy, unhygienic, rude, lazy and i give her orders

I don't think what you do matter much bud its probably about confidence

tends to be easier if you are unhappy yourself tbh

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