So my car just broke down driving home from school, I'm about 12 miles from my house and I've got family on the way...

So my car just broke down driving home from school, I'm about 12 miles from my house and I've got family on the way, what do Sup Forums?

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P.S. Im stuck at a verizon next to a big strip mall.

Take creep shots

Stop posting on /b and get walking.

Which one, user?

What school i live in nc too

Carteret community

No thanks

I might if someone gets trips.

I see your problem op. your engine compartment is flooded with baked beans.

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get yourself a nice steak, OP. you deserve it.

How do I fix it?

Quit driving piece of shit American cars.

piss into the coolant reservoir

uncanny photoshop skills

What did it do? Transmission start slipping, running rough?

No can afford, community college student, remember. Its fine though it seems that my engine has a surplus of baked beans so baked beans so I shouldn't starve.

The problem is circled in blue on the grill

Nice subliminal messaging you are trying to do there... My advise would be to turn on the car and stick your dick in the timing belt

Engine started spitting, and wouldn't go any faster than thirty, It's had problems with the transmission a few years back.

he also said there was a verizon wireless store near him

grab a spoon and dig in!

Is the transmission fluid low?
Is the transmission fluid still good? It needs to be replaced periodically just like oil.

thanks. here's another of my best.

Yep, I'm in the parking lot.

Go to the long horn steak house

Any autoparts stores nearby that could read a code for you? I assume the CEL/MIL came on.

CVT.

take off clothes
tie them together
start waving them around at passing cars
?????????????
profit

Don't know, how do I check?

That was the first thing I tried, but the guys in the verizon told me I had to stop.

just have your driver bring your other car around

what are the symptoms? if you're not going to deliver, then fuck off.
>not going to

youtube.com/watch?v=95lPysYU6z4

Just ignore his words, he obviously has very little car knowledge.

Jack off fast befor you go back to the basement

trade in your tempo for a lumina, great mileage

So the guy in the video doesn't say it, but you gotta have the engine running to check your transmission fluid in an automatic. I had a lot of trouble with my transmission recently and have had to check the fluid about 50 times over the past 2 months just to make sure the leak stopped

go to next parking spot, do same

>lumina
had overheating problems with mine. fucking head gaskets ain't cheap

Call a cab

sorry to hear that bro. also dub dub checked

Too late my family just picked me up, but we'll be going back at 2210 too look at it with a friend that knows about cars.

Did you check your blinker fluid user?

OK try and start it now

Checked

go back in time and not buy a ford

checked

eh that's alright, just remember to keep your dick out of the fuse box and you should be alright

WOAH STOP! THE POSITIVE END OF THE LEFT CAR IS ATTACHED TO THE FRAME OF THE CAR!

Looks to be attached to the brake fluid reservoir.

Kek

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>Ford

There is your problem son.

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just call a Johnny Cab

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good god. what has science done? TESLAAAAA!!!!!!

Next step: insert dildo in exhaust pipe

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Cheak'd

OP here, thanks for all the help guys.

Ignore this post that's the proper way to check fuses

No time stamp fuck off.

sorry, fixed.

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Road head bitch.

jesus fucking christ you are ugly...

fucking cereal killer vibe going on.... maybe we shouldn't have tried to help you...

Yep

Here's your problem OP

no the problem is the baptist church plates...

>tfw i have over 390k miles on my ford escort
who are you shilling for, faggot?

wtf Nigger King?

knock on wood, just in case mom dies in her sleep tonight

Its my families car. Im not a fan of religion.

Oh how I wonder a thread about a car broke down turned into a thread of "rate me Sup Forums"? Shameless much....?

fap

It has to do with how I can't afford longhorn.

look at the cup in the pic I posted.

What? Where did you get that from faglord?

well in that case light the thing on fire. it has already been tainted. god broke your transmission. and now you must break the rest of your car by burning it by lighting a bible on fire and shoving the burning pages down into your gas tank

It's not 2026...

that's the time in military time you fucking dumbass

24 hour time.

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Someone call in his car and say there's a bomb in it

Yeah no shit faggot, we all see it.

well there are about 40 longhorn steakhouses in the state, so have fun trying to figure out which one he was at

Did an LS swap on that bitch. You're good to go now OP

Op here, I'll get right on that.

It's potentially near a dunkin donuts, and Verizon store

Fucking kek

Op did you try reversing the polarity?

kekd

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OP give us some creepshots in the booger king ples. or did you leave with your fam already fam?

how do magnets work?

Kill yourself.

Hey fam already left with my fam but I thought of you before left