Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Call the cops, no bitches breaking in my house

Turn 360 degrees and walk back out.
Clearly I am in the wrong house.

Turn 360 degrees and put my dick in them one by one

Kick the bitches out. Burn the sheets and bed.

get the hose

That's hot but they doctored the photo wayyyyyy too much

even the ugly one on the bottom?

what makes you say so?

Say sorry, close the door and walk away... LIKE A BOSS.

It almost looks two dimensional even

is that a trick shot?

shoot hot cum

How can they even move with all that plastic?

Fuck that really hot tiny chick wearing black in the back.
So hot.

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I don't discriminate but my dick will go mainly in the one in the middle, the one on the bottom actually looks better than the top but the latter has bigger boobs so its a tie

I think it's how bright the lighting is on the girls versus the background. Looks almost like a painting I guess idk

Yes for extra points

does it really fucking matter? I mean is doctoring to make something hotter a bad thing?

>even the ugly one on the bottom
Implying that you've fucked something that looks better than that
Kek

No it doesn't ruin it I just think it would be better off with a little less contrast

That's because white skins reflects light while all the shades of black in the rest of the room don't
t. knower

perhaps.
you still got a boner though didn't you?

Yeah I guess the contrast bugs me for some reason. Like look how glowy the whites of their eyes are

Yes sir and nice dubs. Been a dubby thread so far

well is there any possibility you might be interested in an invitation to a unique thread...

i thought she was the only attractive one.
the other ones look like they tanned too much as teens.

Who wouldn't?

Not that guy, but if you ever watched the show holly (the one on the right) used to help with the magazine's and photo spreads occasionally and they fucking airbrushed every single thing in playboy images, to the point where when known porn stars would do shoots you could barely recognize the bodies (even removing well recognizable birth marks and altering the nipples)

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fuck holly doggy style in the ass (heard hef did that all the time) while kendra strapped my ass (no homo) and let bridget suck on my balls

sauce?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ READ MOTHERFUCKER ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>see bitches
>scream "hroot doot toooOot!"
>beautiful double twisting dive into bed
>give em the wiggly

oh you're not familiar?

Id probably just wake up and realise that I'm alone in the world

The whites of their eyes are too fucking white.

Ask my brother where he got cloned

you're not user.

Does anyone else have a boner?

Wonder why its 2002

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nice. who're you?

Right bitches belong in the kitchen

Grab my bag of dildos out of the closet.

Give them the strap ons I had in the closet and have then violently rape me

saved never seen that one thanks im just a lonely wizard

Keep Holly, tell the others to leave.

got tons of shit of them and other bitches too.
you really a wizard?

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1 ,2 3......what the fuck ? Where are the other 74 ??

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yep turning 33 this weekend...

74 what?
i watched that show when i was like 14, what was it like seeing it in your 20s?

>Turn around
>Lock door
>Swallow key
>You won't like this part
>Strip down
>Begin rubbing facial grease on dick
>Supplement it with sweat pits
>Watch their faces turn from arousal to horror as I do this
>Come for them
>They try to overpower me
>Good thing I weigh over 300 lbs and am greased up and sweaty as fuck
>Bend each one over
>Fuck their eyes

watched it on cable so they never showed nude had to go online to see it loved when kendras sex tape came out still got it on my drive

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fap thread when?

el diablo!!!

ever touched a woman in real life?

Wait for the black bull to show up.

> I says

Oii... Get off my property

yeah fingered and made out with girls

but you really fucking love masturbating a lot don't you?

addictive wasted alot of time wouldnt recommend but I guess these are the cards I was dealt with starting to actively look for someone tho anyways im off gotta workout 25% of a successful relationship is physical. FYI 25% physical, 25% mental, 25% emotional, and 25% spiritual.

good. need any extra motivation for finding a girl?

so.... fap thread?

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