My mom caught me downloading a pic of a loli & now she's freaking out. She thinks I might be a pedrophile...

My mom caught me downloading a pic of a loli & now she's freaking out. She thinks I might be a pedrophile. What should I do?

stream killing yourself. thanks.

Tell her it was for research.

--Pete Townshend

you are a pedophile

You better make sure you bring somelube with you when you end up in the pokey user

off yourself

>pedrophile
You got my vote

Ay ay ay pedro

>2016
>watching porn with underdeveloped drawn children
Have a seat, sir.

Confuse her and let her catch you beating off to 80 year old naked men

Fuck her and prove her wrong.

>pedrophile

Make mom's dream a reality. Pedo.

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There is nothing wrong on being pedrophile.
Pedro is a nice guy anyway

what? You like fucking Pedros now?

Let's hope she takes it down the local police station.

HOLY SHIT YES

Pedro actually faggot.

You are, face it. & mom loves you no matter what. You could be serial killer and she woud still love uou - unconditionsl love. Posr pic u downl. btw Anyone watched there is something erong witg kevin?

You mother fucker! Beat me by 25 seconds.

Tell here straight up you are not getting married unless she bribes you a underage girl. Tell her she is not getting grandchildren unless you get a really young girl to marry. She should shut up.

Convince her otherwise by telling her you want to build the wall

>pedrophile
lol'd

Tell her you think you like grown women, you just haven't been with any to be sure. Could she show you the ropes and maybe you'll be certain.

Calm down tumblr

Deny everything. Unless she has proof. Make counter accusations by telling everyone you can think of she is crazy and making shit up on you. Make her doubt her sanity. If she still don't stop tell her you'll tell everyone about howhat she touched you in your special place when you was young.

Post the pic Op, how fucked re you?

Have you tried not being a pedophile?

>pedrophile

is the scientifical term for a person whos praticing or fantasizing about sexual performances with middle aged Mexican males.

KEK

you should go back to school tomorrow and act normal... after which you should never log back on to the internet because we can do with less fgts

You are a wise and just man. Peace be with you!

I laughed so fucking hard when I read this. Thanks for the lulz. OP is a fag

she should be freaking out you are a defect

Prove her wrong by fucking her.

the only people into child pron is popes and jews.

Most accurate and truthful thing ever posted on Sup Forums

>93
>93
oh and niggers as well, they believe if they have sex with a virgin baby, it will cure their aids..

lulz, stupid niggers

The virgin cleansing myth (also referred to as the virgin cure myth, virgin rape myth, or simply virgin myth) is the belief that having sex with a virgin girl cures a man of HIV/AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases.

are we forgetting rich people and Arabs, they praise a fucking pedophile.

It was origannally virgins but they ran out and resorted to babies. You'd think since they ran out of 10 yo they'd get the idea to stop. Retards.

>tfw no one in this entire thread has mentioned the fact that OPs pic is Jon Benet Ramsey

yeah but when does "adulthood" actually begin?
>this is shitskin logic
>they fuck 9 year olds and then seriously ask the rest of the world what the cut off limit is for being a consenting adult
>even though the entire world agrees that you have to be AT LEAST 14 years old
>their prophet fucked a child 5 years younger than the legal age limit for the entire fucking globe
>he is a pedophile

show her your collection of young loli's and convince her it's normal and part of your sexuality and should be accepted as such.

>rich people
i already mentioned jews
>arabs
just because jews do, does not mean their hate speech towards other people is true..

>My mom caught me downloading loli
>She thinks i might be a pedophile
>Might be

user you're looking at loli what else do you think that makes you? Are you going to desperately cling to the pathetic defense that it's not pics of real little girls so you're not really a pedo? Come on you know thats not true.

If you like loli you are a pedophile. And any other stance arguing against that is denial of the highest order.

i have read about muslim high class for a long time their harem, always had kids around the age of 10 and up

You should move out.

Its in the fucking book, user. The Quran flat out says, our prophet got married to a 9 year old and fucked her when she was 12.

You should start a thread on Sup Forums with a little girl on it dumb fuck. MODS, because I know where this is thread is going.

i have read about muslim high class and for a long time in their harem, they always had kids around the age of 10 and up in it.

Learn to love having hot baby oil thrown at you

Knife her and hide the body.

It's the only way to be sure.

not only the quran, alot of muslim high class are pedophiles and love it

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I heard stories of the invasion of Iraq, the locals would try to marry their daughters off, sometimes as young as 6, off to American soldiers. You'd see child brides on the street, too. You'd think she's walking with her sister, but it's her co-wife.

when you say high class, you mean...dukes and lords or something?

pedrophile
the love for pedro

just move to an arab country and try to get rich and you can become a pedo and hang out with other people like you. just become a muslim so you dont get killed

Leave her basement and get loli?

>Jon Benet Ramsey
That's a pretty old reference. I was a kid when that happened

Give her a couple glasses of wine and then show her /ck/ for starters...then click on Sup Forums and start browsing with her....act like your not really interested in the traps and BBC......let us know how it goes.

>banned word
>this has been logged
How can a word be banned?

You are a Peadophile,
Seek psychiatric help.

dukes and lords, but merchants and artisans that make a lot of gold. more off people who get tired of the normal stuff. the reason why the western world hate pedophiles is because the poor or middle have some power. but in the middle east the middle and poor are shit in luck and have no power, the rich do what they want.

>old reference
dear god, it was only 1996. you had to google her, didn't you?

Prove her wrong: rape her.

Because pedophiles use it to look for pedo shit

get counseling so you don't actually offend.

>How can a word be banned?
hi newfag

No, I was 16, I remember the name. I sure as hell didnt remember what she looked like though

wew laddy that's fresh

Ask her if she can get you babysitting gigs.

Tell her it's the only way she'll have grand kids.

How slow is your internet connection?

Show us the picture, OP. Gotta know how deep the shit you're in is.

Haha this is how you know most Sup Forumstards are under 25.

>caught me downloading a pic

Are you in 1995? What baud is your modem?

>this
Ask if she can get you gigs of babysitting videos.

that fucking reminds me this shit

How the fuck dont you remember what she looked like?! It was on the front page of every newspaper in the country. It's all any newscaster would talk about. She was the Casey Anthony case of the 90s.

Caught you downloading it? A pic? Is this early 90s internet?

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She used to be so full of promise. What a fucking trainwreck.

and this

Because my memory has better things to remember I guess. I was almost 20 years ago. I didnt really care about it even back then, so maybe thats why.

Find a kid or baby and kill them, then she won't have to worry about you wanting to have sex with them.
You'll prove you're good.

>pedrophile
>downloading a pic of a loli

I came here to post this

Kek

You're right, 1996 WAS 20 years ago and I can STILL remember exactly what she looked like. Her picture was fucking everywhere, so much that its burned into my brain. You weren't actually 16 were you?

Download this OP, you know you want to

This one is great

The fuck you guys bickering about?

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Yes, I was 16. Sorry to tell you, but you're obvisouly a pedo. You fell in love with a dead girl, because that's the only way someone could give that much of a shit about one little girl from 20 years ago. Move on bro, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

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I always wondered what happened to that guy...

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy