You are shopping for groceries at Walmart with your mother

You are shopping for groceries at Walmart with your mother.

Suddenly this guy slaps your mother's ass violently. What to do?

give him props because i know he's in for a treat

SHART IN MART

Be amazed that there's a faceless man at Walmart

remove my Trump baseball cap, replace with a sombrero and sing La Bamba as loud as possible

He's pudgy. Looks like he goes to the gym 2 or 3 times a week at most. Probably only bulks dirty. I'll take him on and defend the moms. Then I'll call his mom and fuck her. I'll be his new step dad and take him to Cinco De Mayo festivals to cheer him up on the lose. Then he'd respect me and we'll live as a healthy family.

kill him

Shoot him in the face.

beat him down with a bag of chicken leg quarters.

"Oh shit I'm sorry"

shank him in the neck

why does he hav a picture of a goat demon on his back, faggot detected..

Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:14:55 No.702176396▶ You are shopping for groceries at Walmart with your mother.

Suddenly this guy slaps your mother's ass violently. What to do?

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:15:40 No.702176500▶

give him props because i know he's in for a treat

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:15:48 No.702176514▶

(OP)
SHART IN MART

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:16:40 No.702176613▶

(OP)
Be amazed that there's a faceless man at Walmart

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:17:01 No.702176646▶
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remove my Trump baseball cap, replace with a sombrero and sing La Bamba as loud as possible

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:17:46 No.702176735▶
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(OP)
He's pudgy. Looks like he goes to the gym 2 or 3 times a week at most. Probably only bulks dirty. I'll take him on and defend the moms. Then I'll call his mom and fuck her. I'll be his new step dad and take him to Cinco De Mayo festivals to cheer him up on the lose. Then he'd respect me and we'll live as a healthy family.

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:18:48 No.702176850▶

kill him

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:18:53 No.702176856▶

(OP)
Shoot him in the face.

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Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:19:17 No.702176892▶

>bag of chicken leg quarters

Shiv him in the kidneys with a sharpened screwdriver.

Stupid mom, you deserved it.

My mom is 6'11" and 290 lbs. She would stomp that manlet's face in.

Hug my new dad

10/10

nothing. That's his mother now

Shoot him 18+1 times with the CZ P-09 you always carry

Smile at him 'cause my mom is about to make his dream come true. He is about to become the woman he always dreamt of being.

your mom sounds like a whore

Stomp that dirty beaner out, and call border patrol

that's the best you can come up with?

smack his ass. Assert dominance.

I would go down on all 4 and beg forgivness for moms being such a skank. I would then humbly offer to pay for all his grocieres at the checkout.

Kick his ass

>FACT: people with tattoos are always pussies

I would laugh at him. My mother is 86 years old and my father died a while back. She would probably take him up on the offer.

first i'd give him a bowl of eggs.

kek

your dad sounds like a whore, too

>implying I shop with my mom
>implying I don't just give her a list of what I want while i stay home and jerk off.

Shank him in the neck!

that it?

Rip the skin off his back like a poster on a wall. Then tear it in half while he watches. He'll start bawlin' like a baby guaranteed.

DP her with him. Dibbs on her asshole.

you sound like a whore as well

bored now

>Late 360 shuvit to boneless and walk away

shut your whore mouth

Teddy boy is here to rock and roll!! Then stab him

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No shirts, no shoes no service. Sorry.

>Turns around
>Looks at you for 3 seconds
>Proceeds to break every bone in your body
>The personal rolls you out from Walmart in a wheelchair
>Dude takes your mother home for dinner while you are in the hospital
>feelsbadman

sucker punch the living fuck out of him
>wants to act like a nigger then i'll treat him like one

stop it dad, we're in public.

Hmpfh. This is rather amusing. I can't believe how many cucks would run like a dog with his tail between his legs. Why would you not defend your mothers honour? By letting him slap your mother's ass without any consuqences is absurd and making her look like a tavern wench. I would duel this man to the death in a sword fight to defend my mother's honour.

i can't tell if autistic or troll...