Typed out long ass greentext story and then realized nobody on this fucking board wants to hear this shit

Typed out long ass greentext story and then realized nobody on this fucking board wants to hear this shit

General feels thread tho

I was just got dubs on a thread after typing "check em" but it got archived.

you're right

this is now a high-res cake thread

Somebody dump shit, last night the feels thread just kinda left me hanging without a good cry

That sure is a nice looking cake. I would do some nasty stuff with that hot piece of something.
>I wouldn't even use a fork...

you sick fuck

dumping more from my folder

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What's her name Sup Forums?

>filename related

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>all you've got is me
>all i've got is you
I don't understand the 3rd part of your graphic.

Welp. Guess I have to make a cake directory now...

My life ^

>Be me at age 16
>Finally date my best chick friend since age 8.
>I was a nerdy guy and she was a cowgirl type.
>Learned to love horses and enjoy the outdoors
>She turned out to be a total nympho and I loved her more for it
>Loves running through the fields and dancing
>One day she tells me she wants to try other guys out sexually.
>To not get cucked I break up with her.
>Date other people but still never experience anything so magical as riding horses in the woods with her or the fun times we had rolling in the hay literally.
>We recently started hanging out and we had sex many times.
>Really love her but I know she's just using me for the size of my cock.
>Can't ever have a serious relationship after having sex because my cock is so big.
>Be happy your cock isn't huge and women only want you for sex.
>Life sucks.

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Hillary

We all have huge dicks in our dreams user.

OPs mom

this is a personal favorite

You wouldn't understand user 9 inches is hard to live with. Some chicks vaginas are even too small to handle it...Just women treat you differently. It actually sucks. Guess it's the way women with big tits feel.

>Ashley, I miss you.

Still haven't seen a timestamp pic so you can stop now

Not showing my dick on Sup Forums faggot

He typed it wrong it's supposed to be:
>all I have is me.
>all I want is you.

Give him a break it's probably his first post and he's on SSRI antidepressants.
Keeping him interested in this thread may prevent a mass-shooting at Yoga Hosers.