Things you can say about your car, but not your girl
Things you can say about your car, but not your girl
Luis Mitchell
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Dominic Smith
I have a black car.
Adam Murphy
So young and fresh it makes my dick hard.
Dominic White
I like my car
Mason Evans
There's not much room in the back!
Carson Morgan
Exsists
Samuel Clark
Rides like a dream.
Colton Rodriguez
She's tight
Jaxon Brown
Comes with a full size spare.
Cooper Robinson
I have two in the garage.
Connor Ward
This is a great investment!
Jeremiah Roberts
I'll buy anything for it
Oliver Hughes
Can deal well with corners.
Thomas Hughes
The body could use a little work.
Starts up real quick.
Can't wait to trade it in for a newer model.
It's got a spare tire.
It's a piece of shit.
Costs more than it's worth.
It's a great ride!
Ethan Walker
My friends borrow her all the time
Ethan Bailey
I like mine filled with gas.
Gabriel Nguyen
Sure, you can always shop for spare parts
Cameron Wright
my friends want to ride
Mason Clark
it can take about 5 guys in 1 trip
Noah Butler
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Jackson Williams
No worries mate, take her for a ride
Joshua James
Time to stick my dick in the pipe!
Christopher Bennett
Fuck off nigger
Sebastian James
No hair down there
Jacob Jackson
Comes with high beams
Kayden Sanders
I love you
Levi Roberts
Gotta inflate those tyres
Joshua Johnson
i would never get a used one, I get a new one every couple of years.
Michael Rivera
I'm in control
Mason Robinson
OP here, Things you don't want to hear your doctor say
Julian Evans
It has low mileage
Carter King
calling another male a mate is the ultimate faggotry you fruity foreigner
Kevin Anderson
Nothing, actually since neither is extant.
Anthony James
I have one.
Blake Murphy
Is you flow regular?
Blake Perez
That new smell wears off pretty quick.
Sebastian Ortiz
Just start a new thread for this, dummie
Asher Brooks
You have cancer.
Isaiah Morris
Fuck you, nigger. Kek made me say that.
Blake Sanchez
It's extremely common in many countries
Angel Morris
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Blake Martinez
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Sebastian Morgan
I think i can fit my fist in there
Chase Walker
It produces polution
Zachary Walker
Pull up your pants, I'm a dentist.
Nathan Russell
Is that supposed to be there?
Landon Sanchez
Nope not hemorrhoids, but is sure is bleeding
Michael Murphy
I know how many people have been in my car.
Bentley Gonzalez
She got rear ended at a police station
Jack Campbell
She's ugly as shit but she gets the job done and at least no one would want to steal her.
Hunter Allen
Well, at least you are smart?
Oliver Robinson
One more time, how did this get in your rectum?
Sebastian Hall
Nice, low milage.
Liam Diaz
I'm sure your goat would be OK with you saying that about her
Adam Gonzalez
Yeah, you can borrow her... Just make sure you fill her up before you give her back.
Elijah Gonzalez
I don't abuse my car
Gavin Wood
I like his feminine penis
Ian Harris
It's a nice thing when mine has gas
Owen Cox
I would never sell my car to some Arabian guy.
Jack Edwards
Only one owner
Hunter Cruz
Hello my name is Wayne Brady.
Jeremiah Murphy
excuse me, i mean Ryan Styles
Nathaniel Williams
I have Parkinson's lets get this operation started
Kevin Watson
Kickingit doesnt make it work
Noah Foster
i prefer the white models
Dominic Wright
Shes too far along to terminate it.