Alright B, settle round I have a story to tell
>Be me
>Had hard life, grew up homeless
>Always dreamed of having a sweet car
>Graduate highschool
>Get decent job
>Save all my Jew gold
>Buy a mint Porsche 944
>First week I had it I took it to a coffee shop
>In line
>9/10 gril appears
>"Is that your car? It's really nice!"
>Begin talking
>She asks for a ride says she'll pay gas
>get her number
>Drop her off
>We text
>She starts asking for rides frequently
>Always pays like $40-60
>One night she calls me frantically
>"user! This guy is trying to steal money from me!"
>Drive over ready to kick someones ass
>Burst in the door
>"This guy user!"
>Dudes eyes get big as plates
>"Look Motherfucker you'd better give her the money"
>"Okay man alright! No need for this to get violent"
>He e-transfers the money while I watch
>Give chick a ride home
>"Who was that guy user?"
>"Some jerk I used to date, thanks for saving me user"
>Puts hand on my thigh
>Begins rubbing cock through jeans
>Pulls dick out and starts giving me dome as I drive
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>Swallows like it's her day job
>I keep giving her rides, she blows me sometimes
>She asks if Id be willing to drive her friends around for money too
>Getting paid to drive my sports car? Fuck ya
>Begin driving all sorts of girls around
>Notice they keep some really weird hours
>Get kind of suspicious
>One of the girls gets into my car with a bloodied up face one night
>"WTF HAPPENED TO YOU???"
>Says guy beat her up
>"WHAT!?"
>Instant 10/10 rage, Get out of car, walk up to the door, ring bell, see guy peeking through window
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>Doesn't answer the door
>Kick the door in
>Guy comes at me with a bat
>We fight through the house
>I bash his face into the fridge until hes almost unconscious
>"I know where you live Motherfucker, if I hear about you doing some shit like this again I'll come back and really hurt you"
>Back in car
>"Okay you need to tell me what's going on"
>"user you're going to hate us..."
>"What? Nah sweetheart never"
>"We're escorts user... You're really nice and after user told us how you handled that guy we realized you'd make the perfect pimp"
>MindBlown
>Tell her I'm cool with it
>Continue driving the girls around
>They're all a lot more open now that I know
>Still get the occasional free blowjob when I need to nut
>Been doing this for two years now
So there's the story of how I accidentally became a pimp, and let me tell you, pimping is pretty easy
im interested. keep going
Also, ask a pimp anything
In b4 John Cena
suddenly lost interest. sounds fake as shit
Ayyy good shit pimp
Do you have a hat like the ones in the pics? If not, you should.
You don't even have to wear it (in fact you probably shouldn't).
How do you deal with the cops?
Here it goes for hoping this is real. Still, 10/10 would read again.
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I do not, the girls joke about getting me a hat, if I wasn't so damn white I'd probably wear one
Ive only had to deal with the cops once, after dropping one of the girls off I was pulled over, shit turned out to be a setup, I was held for questioning, told them I knew her personally and that she told me she needed a ride to her boyfriends. Had texts from her backing up my bullshit, got off Scott free.
It's real
Want more stories of pimp adventures?
Obviously and pics
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>Buy a mint Porsche 944
What a shit decision that was
How much do you make on average & how do you split it up between the girls
OP "pimping".
What year 944?