Hey b. I never green text but this just happened and I don't know what to think

Hey b. I never green text but this just happened and I don't know what to think.
>be me
>live with uncle and aunt temporarily
>my room is in between my aunt and uncle's and my mom's room
>mom falls asleep downstairs watching TV
>wake up at 3:36 to a little noise
>look over at my door at the silhouette of a person
>door was closed and she was standing on the inside facing away from me
>freak and say something along the lines of "what the fuck!? What're you doing?"
>she says nothing for a second and then just says "oh sorry"
>opens the door and leaves quickly and shuts it on her way out
>I'm sitting freaked out still staring in shock at where she was
>get up turn on light, can't find anything out of the ordinary
>sitting in bathroom writing this
Am I gonna die b?

odd af

Right?

It's like all the original ideas have already been used up, and are now being regurgitated year after year.

youve been raped

This is OC you faggot don't act like you've seen it fuck off

Spoopy

It's not spooky. Someone entered the room when op was sleeping.

OP here... It was pretty spooky

You freaked out and lost your only chance of getting pussy, ghost or otherwise

Has OP's mom come in and apologized for freaking him out yet?

Op here and it was my aunt BTW. I really didn't clarify. But nope hast said anything yet kek

It was your aunt in your room?

Yep

Post pics of aunt. preferably something sexy.

So what's the big deal. I thought you were implying that a random girl was in your room.

Kek

Maybe she wants some cock and you ruined it. Or she's drunk. Or sleep walks.

No my aunt was just chillen in my room at 3 in the morning

Sleep walk theory is probably #1 right now

Have you watched "The Visit"? Your aunt probably has that moon cancer thing but without the clinically insane part.

She mightve just been sleepwalking, Calm down.

Wizard here i started browsing Sup Forums in the beginning and this is not an area of my expertise as i browse /r9k, Sup Forums,Sup Forums etc peharps seek a wizard on /x/ for your predicament

Why didnt you fuck her

Then why the fuck even post that comment.

Hey Sup Forums, which album from Led Zeppelin would you advise me to download?

I like Achilles Last Stand and When the Levee Breaks (and Stairway, of course) but don't know much else.

Wrong thread, sorry!

never forget

sounds like a sleep walker

Sleepwalking. Nothing else. Now go back to bed.

your mom was probably sleep walking son