Sex Doll Thread?
I am considering dropping 3k total for two dolls. They are WM Dolls but I am not buying from them. I have a guy on aliexpress who quoted me 3k shipped for both dolls.
Pic related it's one of the one I want.
156cm tall B-cup. Head is #88
Other doll incoming.
Anyone else have decent Silicone or TPE dolls?
This is the 148cm "big ass" doll. I have more pics but the head they put on this one is atrocious. Luckily I can order with a different head.
This is the head I want for the other doll. Luckily they are interchangeable so I can mix and match
more of the big ass doll.
More of the #56 head cutie
more of her...
this is interesting tell me about the dolls and show more pics of the ones you are getting
They don't come with the wigs shown unfortunately. The cheapest wigs possible ship with them. Same with the clothes.
I'll have to replicate this look because it's hella sexy
dem hips doe
The big ass doll is new. Not a ton of great pics
That's pretty good. Do make thick and squishy woman body dolls? Do they have price based on size and body?
I get pussy regularly but I'd fuck one of those things just for the hell of it.
>Do make thick and squishy woman body dolls? >Do they have price based on size and body?
This big ass one is the closest to that they make. They would be too expensive/too heavy and the skeletons would have to be bigger too.
>inb4 literally big boned
This is big ass as well. God that head is terrible
The one I want but am scared to import...
Looks good. Can you face-fuck it or just pussy and ass?
I know they are illegal in Canadia. Not so sure about here.
All three holes my friend.
TPE is okay. Platinum Silicone is better tho.
TPE weighs more and will transfer/stain with clothes colors easier.
Better have only white grey or tan clothes for her.
I prefer DS-DollSweet for that kind of money, but to each their own.
how to clean there vagos?
If you go for the full on asian thing this is what this head looks like with light skin and dark hair and diff makeup
You're going to bust a nut in it, feel ashamed, then cry yourself to sleep while thinking " why the fuck did I blow so much money on this?"
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How many chicken tendies did you eat today OP?
I'd rather have an inflatable pony to fuck at night
I eat only skinless grilled chicken breast to control calories while still getting protein.
>implying
Here's who you need to ask...
>be 27
>wake up at 3PM and roll out of my racecar bed
>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie
>waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey
>lights off, nobody there
>there is a note on the refrigerator
>"Pumpkin, your new daddy D'Shawn and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom"
>fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy
>and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave
>she will fucking learn today
>change out of my cloth diaper, put on a disposable one
>Let's Roll™
>spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo
>arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo
>brace myself and enter the lobby
>let loose my battle cry
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE"
>pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random
>staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery
>entire venue is being evacuated
>navigate my way to Ghostbusters
>mummy and new daddy are in the back row
>covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand
>mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror
>walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..."
>our eyes are locked
>as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-"
>cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head
>bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers
>her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo
>say very slowly and clearly
>"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again."
And the best part is the the dumb whore was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points
I mean look at that. Dangerously cute
I know this version would be safer...
I just can't find enough info about the legality
dat arch
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would love to see one of these dolls bound and gagged with duct tape
Only benefit to these dolls is the carpool lane.
wassup
Why do all the dolls have wiggly fingers and toes
I'm gonna need some source for you know, science?
What brand are these? I feel like anyone with this inclination should be able to go to a doc and get one for free.
Dude, spend that $3000 on a decent suit, a nice rental car, and three or four 8 balls. Take all of these things to a club, flaunt it to a few bitches, and get yourself laid.
MODS
You can't call mods on dolls you tard
aliexpress, molly 128cm, tons of people sell them in diff configs
I am kinda done with bitches. I'm old.
I want to move away from the city and chill and not have to deal with women or men anymore.
Got any vids/webms?
nothing sexy. I have some quicktimes from the manufacturer but converting them into webms is a hassle
There are some doll vids on youtube
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>the joke
>your head
did that take you all afternoon to write?
I wonder how often they get seized? And what happens to them afterwards? Might be a helluva job to have.
>replying to memes
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No worries, was thinking that if you'd at least gone to the levels of research you'd gone to, that maybe you at least had a couple of links or something. On a related note, how did you first discover these? What got you wanting one?
Meh, wanna see one being used. Highly doubt youtube is cool with that, even for educational purposes.
Thanks!
why do they make these pre-shaven? how are womenz lernin to do this stuff?
>how did you first discover these? What got you wanting one?
considered it since i heard about the realdolls. Now I just really like the pricing and the look of these new Chinese TPE dolls.
>You can't call mods on dolls you tard
it was a joke you summer tard
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hahahah, hes even fucking beta and virgin at fucking an inanimate object
how fucking sad is that
It is hard enough to keep your computer porn history secret. What would you do with that thing if your mother (sister, neighbor, niece) dropped by?
Go harrass the bronies and leave the virgins alone. Assuming you've actually had sex, you used to be a virgin once.
what if i want a personally conformed manhole - like those fleshlight thingies? Do the prefabbed 'internals' detach or swap out or inflate/deflate?
>It is hard enough to keep your computer porn history secret. What would you do with that thing if your mother (sister, neighbor, niece) dropped by?
It's my fucking house. ideally they would be stored like this -
and I'd just close the door. Maybe put an outdoor lock set on the closet door.
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show us how its done !?!?
* licky bum bum *
Sup Forums/10
would submit to Reader's Digest again
>how fucking sad is that
being this new and summer.
DO you even know where you are?
How are you supposed to get your dick in that?
First off. Youre a sad guy. Not like a fleshlight where you can hide in the nightstand. Where the fuck are you gonna store that? On top of everything else. If you ever actually get some real human pussy if that bitch finds your preteen fuck toy its a wrap. Sad.
that's a decent point though . If all of them are the same, and they were all the same model, we'd essentially all have unique experience just from the shape of our wangs.
>i won't enjoy it.
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wow
uvula FTW
Interesting
I would love to see that happen
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LOL
was listening to some Alex Metric as i watched that and the track dropped just as she started to pee.
Fucking legendary
underrated
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The only manufacturer that makes a 148cm is YL Doll. You might be getting scammed. Who is the dealer on Ali? If its PIB run like hell.
is this worth or is a fleshlight better?
>implying a real women will get near this degenerate
This is a brand new body supposedly. I am also ASSUMING it's WM because most of their dolls are.
link is
especially since those are WM heads
both are shit, but fleshlight is less shit
I know I have both
ur hand is better
That asshole needs more work.
yeah actually the dimensions match the YL doll. Either WM is knocking it off or.....
Which means if I buy a YL doll and a WM head even if they are threaded the same the skin tone may not match.
I'll have to confirm that shit before i order.
correct or dry humping a pillow for no hands fap
both are better than flashlight and most other toys
>Anyone else have decent Silicone or TPE dolls?
I want to get one but don't know much about them yet, there are few UK forums I will join for research, from what I have found it's quite easy to get them imported to the UK.
Those pictures are from a YL Doll 148cm. I know them an OR are sister companies to WM, but something smells just enough. I resell online, mostly lego, but also the dolls. I think I can match those prices and ship straight from WMDolls with confirmed tracking. Leave your email if you are interested.
>that emotionless, non blinking face
It doesn't look that bad to be fucking but it's kind of creepy. Like you're a necrophiliac
>You're going to bust a nut in it, feel ashamed, then cry yourself to sleep while thinking " why the fuck did I blow so much money on this?"
Done that with real grills, at least dolls don't come back all psycho screaming they are pregnant and wanting all my fucking money, Oh and the STD's, real grills fucking way over rated..
The dolls won't have that pussy smell on them though
This is pretty damn sexy. I'd want to see one / feel it before dropping so much on one. Tits might not be very good feeling
>It doesn't look that bad to be fucking but it's kind of creepy. Like you're a necrophiliac
you ain't fucked my bitch when she drunk..
>The dolls won't have that pussy smell on them though
I can live without that, never was that keen on it anyways.
Sounds very boring. Throwing it in a salad and adding Italian dressing would make it better
Her hands are fucking huge
I didn't say I ate it plain.
>implying
what site did you use to get these? the only things i can find around here are garbage and the only good ones i've seen are on japanese sites where i cant read shit.
Kind of reminds me of the sex scene from team America world police