When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW.

With my hand. but 2 weeks ago

4 months 2 days

since christmas, but then again. I was working with only dudes and i've pretty much seen every female in town

2011

last week of July

never

Bout 3 hours ago .
Faggots

April 2015

Last night.

Last night. I ate the wife's pussy till she came on my face then she let me face fuck her. I came in her hair

Couple days ago. GF started her period and is feeling shitty.

Christ.

Look at that crusty hipster bitch...

1992

exactly, she's basically begging for a fuckboi with that look

Summer of 2015. Was on a cruise and met this girl. Will post story if any interest.

many months ago

Same

This morning, wifes ass

Think it was about the 24th May 2016 with a girl I really liked and thought we were gonna go somewhere. It was not to be. :(

do not even remember

about 10 hours ago

>implying

Last Sunday, with my ex gf, we split up fairly recently but ended up pretty fucked up at a wedding sharing a room. Terrible idea, sex was good though.

its been a couple years.
I've put on weight and lost two jobs. Not very attractive right now.

And I didnt even love the girl, she was just some chick from the bar.

Im pathetic.

Sex with exs is always fun

over a year

Just about 3 years.

years ago g.
years ago.
years.

naruto got my back dough.

last time was also with ex, i thought we were able to get back together because we hadnt seen each other for over a year.
>she did sadly not want me back

...

11 months ago

About 2 weeks ago, i got my tranny ass pounded pretty good by my boyfriend

Monday

About 3 weeks ago. I live with my gf too, she just never wants to fuck.

last year

When even fucking staying with her then?

Show pic of wife

why*

Sure go for it

Post pic of wife

A week ago.

>mfw

2006 to a prostitute
haven't shaved my neckbeard since

i have not have sex yet

Men, it's just made shit complicated again. We have kids so we were making sure to get on alright but it could all go tits up aa she's trying to make me feel guilty for sleeping with her when I had no plans to get back in a relationship. I wouldn't mind but it had been months and months since we last had sex and we only broke up 3 weeks ago.

Or English classes.

I have no social life so couldn't find another gf if I left her. Plus rent is cheaper than living alone.

...

Is she hot at least?

Never. Going to be 28 year old kissless virgin fag next month. Do I just hire an escort, have the awkward experience, then an hero? Cuz that's kinda the plan atm.

July 3rd

Oh shit. Sorry you had to go through that.

Been a while - two weeks maybe? Wife is tired all the time. Sometimes go nearly a month. Shit's uncool.

Used to be. She got fat.

No just quit being a retarded dipshit, conjure up some confidence even if you have to fake it and start talking to girls like they're normal human beings. Quit feeling sorry for yourself and take control of your life.

Saaaaaaaame.

Post pic

Last Friday. Filled up the wife.

>shit was so cash

Nah, too lazy.

Same

Oh. Well then an hero and stop wasting earths resources.

monday night

5 years ago...

about 10 years ago.....

A couple of months.

My girlfriend has been bleeding after sex and it related to HPV causing symptoms of potential cervical cancer.

It fucking breaks my damn heart up that she's going through this and I feel so powerless. If I lose her, I lose myself, and I'll never have sex again.

I'm not even religious, but what else can I do besides leave it in Gods hands now? I feel so powerless, so helpless...to see her suffering and slowly wasting away.

I hope I gain the courage to kill myself before she dies.

Bout an hour ago.

Does she at least still give you blow jobs?

Never. Got Sexually abused(no sex) as a child. Actually interesting you posted this, because after 20 years I finally worked up the defining courage and asked out the cute girl in my college class today. She said no. Relationships are not for everyone, at least not me :)

>and I'll never have sex again.

Probably because you have a fucking STD...

kys.

Months ago, pity sex? We were on exos, it was y ex. :/

early 2015, just fucking kill me already

Holy fuck, this is so accurate!!

oldfag

lost count. prolly at least 6-7 years at this point.

18th birthday in 2009

Just fuck my shit up fampai

I feel your pain user....

i have always been ugly so sex has never been an option for me

k lol

3.5 years, 22 now

bout 2 weeks i go, i can fuck anytime i want, i have fuckbuddies but they all live in the city and i'm in a suburban area, so, to get them at my home makes me get up early and i hate that, i just fuck them when i'm horny af

nice pussy but thats about all she has going for her

Fuck someone ugly you fucking fuck

3 months ago, been saving my cum up,

Sure you do pal!

Last night/super early this morning

wow im sorry

last night

July 21st, 2014.

10 minutes ago

i'm not that cringy to lie about this, i'm cringy enough to brag

July 28th 2016

October 2014

1955

Hour ago or so. GF woke up from a wet dream and jumped me.

The day you were conceived. Hi son.

>touching that with anything other than a crucifix

You done fucked up user

Lol. Good one.

>The day you were conceived.

Last time? Where did my kid brother come from dad?

December 2014

End of 2010. December. .. Think I am getting close to breaking this dry spell.