Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Claimed.

Hentai in general.
>He's submissive as hell

I want to so bad, she's skinny enough you can break her arms like wooden sticks

ITT gaymers

Stop lurking you elitist

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We might be able to

Yep

Controlled by a surgeon

Way more precise than a humans arm, and can enter through a smaller opening

Most definitely the organs!

Just turned my phone back on, so life is good.
>Good mayne, treat the kid nice.
Nice, I still don't have a PC.
Nah, just work
>Actually haven't got to shoot too much lately
Who is your waifu and what is she from?

You guys ever watch Katanagatari?

It's pretty perfect

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yuno

[chelsea]
Oh I wanted to ask what differences there were but I guess I'll just watch it later on
[yuno]
Yeah I'll definitely watch it later then

still here

hi
no

Nice, and I'm treating her pretty gud
>She can still beat me in Tekken and Soul Calibur 3, but thats usually cause I let her, but she'd be able to get me on a 2-3 just cause she's naturally talented.
Katanagari is some gud shit my nigga.

hello friends

mandatory cc claim

i think
#Z%,{9(Vm
is better

but its you who chooses what you do

It is very good, plus that bait and switch was hilarious.

hi

Good

>Are you dom?

Claiming best girl

claim

lol i got a 75% off and used 2.50 to get some plat, was around winter sale and nothing i wanted atm, used it for some frame slots and weapons slots, other than that i just go to tower 1 and 2 parties and get as many primes and see what people want for them

it was a constant 110 and up for a couple weeks here, not consecutive weeks, everytime after those weeks it would be between 100-110 but it gets around 112-115 here for about a month in total here, winters are nice in my part lowest was around 40 usually around 50s and 60s

90% of the time your still here

kid doing gud i see show her how to be good at all soulcals its a good series i like 4 and 1

monegatari series?

Switch but like 2% more sub than dom

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who cares about jail am i right?
>
didnt you want to pick up an xbone
not sure if you have money for it since you cant pay your phone bills
>who are you and why are you faking
user
we could watch together sometime
i am always down for mirai nikki
wake me up for it
mouse~

You don't count mr meme man

It's not like there are limited options for tripcodes out there

Made by the same guy

No one cares about you, you big bully

I know

hi

Power to soviets!
-Lenin

The White Army, the Black Baron
Are preparing Czar's throne for us again
From the Taiga to British seas
The Red army is the strongest!
So let the Red, grip with power, its bayonet with a callous hand
And we must all, irrepressibly, go into the last mortal battle!

Yuno
the knife

I can tell it's been a while since you've played now.

Tower has been revamped. The Void is not accessible through the star chart. Prime Parts are now guaranteed rewards for opening "Relics" which ALL of your keys have been turned into.

>monegatari series?
Same author but completely different series, despite the theories that they're in the same universe..

I assume not a whole lot of changes

so?

>Best girl
Cute but not best

are you actually you know?
still no

yuno~
how are you?

yuno, just a little, what else do you have it for?

Might be a problem then

Ay!

Yup, you being here gives me an excuse to post chelsea

But what if it just fucks up, or if its LE3T H@X0rD?
That's a pretty cute pic tbh, also git gud.
I did, but shit happened.
>No really, its hot,humid and rainy plus I have a full time job now.

That's a lot of implying you're doing there
What's up Saber?

when did i become mr meme man?

hi

The correct way to watch the Monogatari Series:

Katanagatari
Bakemonogatari
Nisemonogatari
Nekomonogatari
Monogatari Second Seasons
Ore! Monogatari
Tsukimonogatari
Hanamonogatari
Owarimonogatari
Kizumonogatari

heh, thats true

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Cat is the best girl
Cat > Akiko

This is a grudge I won't let go of

I'm the Dom in this case

I just finished Neko Kuro but I don't get how we watch it after Nise if neko takes place before bake

Also forgot to add cat > shit > akiko

She's a pretty talented student, one day she may surpass me.
>Mfw I am pretty gud
She's learning fast, especially my combos n stuff
>Good thing I play multiple custom classes as well as a few of the original cast.
Its fun playing with her.
>J needs to git gud tho
>She destroys him every time he plays.
>Fucking annihilated
I might have to train him.

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hi
Meowmel>Cat

i would say just watching the order it was aired in is much better
but you can watch it however you like

That list is just release order. There are plenty of infographics that will tell you how stupid you are for not watching it in Chronological order and others saying you are stupid for not watching it in Release order.

quite good
pc back. playing league
yourself?
love that scene
oh shit dude, we can co exist i dont mind
its just that you claiming yuno is a different person than when you claim chelsea
ah fuck, but you are gonna make some moneys now with that job
what is it if i may ask
curb stomp that bitch
>if yuno what i mean

They aren't even connected to the Internet!

And no lewds

What it about?

W E W
E E
W W

How are you?
But as a switch, you ok with it?


>Erp yet?


And just fuck them up

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Goodness, I'm retarded either way

Oh I know that, it's fun seeing the shock from others witnessing my other persona

seems like youre constantly playing league, is it really that fun?
also im ok, overslept but its not that bad

What? The Monogatari Series? Some edgy cunt helps a harem of waifu war sluts deal with their issues that are centered around paranormal entities.

Waifu Bait: The Series

It's actually bretty gud if you can get past the word play jokes that don't translate, head tilts, fan service every two minutes, pretentious monologues, and dead loli.

I'm going to sleep.

Nothing much and you
>Implying that I was implying

i might check it out

i know they made buffs and nerfs to plenty of frames, and i knew they were making a new chart but thats all i heard ill check it out in a week or two maybe

people are stupid ignore theories if they've been disproven

its nice having someone i see in the threads often here when im on

hopefully she does(n't), but sounds like a good time

shes still young so getting in early will make her learn them alot faster, and cant remember ninja girl baki(?) is top tier, how old is j?

Welcome to Anime Fandom. Where your taste is shit and your opinion doesn't matter.

Time to play some league
It was pretty good


That's a lot to get past

I was just about to add "head tilting" than I read it in your text.. my god those tilts aren't even humanly possible

I was hoping that was just Sup Forums only but it appears that is not the case

bye

there should be a s on that mug

Holy shit excuse me, my type completely made my post ENTIRELY WRONG.

Tower was REMOVED.
The Void is NOW accessible through the star chart.
Prime Parts are guaranteed drops from Relics, and your tower keys have been turned into these Relics.

Git gudder then.
Yeah boii, got dem dollars now.
Construction, mostly just moving shit back and forth, sometimes actually building stuff.
You never know mayne, also that's just a little bit lewd.

Well shit, nekos are pretty great but I'm still gonna choose Akiko

Just finished some editing stuff. Looking to kill some time while encoding

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I could've because at lunch she was mere inches away from me

I'm totally fine
>yes?

Ninja girl is named Taki.
>J is 18
>Fucking pleb
He's focusing on college though so its probably better
>But having fun is good too.
Imma get real gud
>Subsequently K will rise to my level.
Having a kid around to teach things is fun.
>"I'll fight you!"
>"Bring it on."
Out of context it sounds odd. Kek.

Get CUCKED bourgeois scum!

Yeah I have an hour and a half before I have to work at an event here.
Ball lady

Are we still doing Gasai Wars?

Gross.

>I STAND ATOP A SPIRAL STAIR
>A WEE-A-BOO CONFRONTS ME THERE
>HE LEADS ME ON TO ANIME
>THROUGH NICHIJOU, AND DXD
>I SEE THE WORKS OF CRAZY JAPS
>WHO CREATE THESE STRANGE AND WONDERFUL LANDS
>I FEEL THE LOVE OF WEEB INSIDE
>WITH HUNGRY MIND, AND GIANT EYES

WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKER

ok that makes more sense i was thinking how they would revam tower other than new modes, and void not being accessible would make it stupid

>gets beat by 9 yr old
how pleb can one be

having fun is good so he doesn't burn him self out on college work

DID YOU JUST CUCK HIM. THATS TOO FAR MAN

What kind of event is going down?

School event I'm working set up and tear down

all i can say is heresy
kidding ofc but its just kinda weird
>tfw yuno is mine now
im addicted its not fun
maybe with friends
the thing is i havent played in 5 weeks so i need to catch up
any plans for today?
oh damn thats pretty heavy work
if the weathers nice its pretty sweet i guess
you probably shouldnt
stop

AY NIQQA.

Claiming Felix

It was the better option

Nou

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most people seem to say that but surely it has to be fun for it to be addicting?
i dont have any plans no, do you have any plans other than league?

Yeah, but I live in Texas so the weather's never nice.
IM BACK FUCCBOI

No more nekos. We are full. I will call Schroedinger to gas the nekos.

Okay, gym time, see you all later.

non-white hair purple game woman
Swords or something

Yeah ^^
>But he's good at shooters, like CS:GO and stuff.
>And strategy games, he learned how to play 40k Dawn Of War
>Plays Guardsmen well.
Yo~

AYYYYYY. So what do you think of establishing a roving, self-sufficient libertarian /k/ nation on a MASSIVE supercarrier?

youtube.com/watch?v=C-h3c2VnA7A

well at least he can specialize in a certain game genre

so your You Know and other yuno is still tsun yun

Hey there Syndra, it's good to see you again. Day been well so far?

oh ok hi
not me so