RING RING
RING RING
Jacob Smith
Jordan Wilson
*throws phone*
Christopher Ramirez
hello?
Michael Price
stop memeing me
Anthony Morgan
*stabs you through the phone*
James Moore
>using globalist communications devices
Jordan Nguyen
Hello Uncle Varg.
Ayden Gonzalez
Yeah
Jewish people
Yeah
Yeah.
Henry Ross
>"Hi Varg... yes... you're having a cheese and wine soirée? I would love to come, thanks for inviting me... Saturday at 8? Got it, see you then!"
Lucas Cruz
*Picks up*
Yes, Varg?
Levi Turner
Yeah don't you worry about it
Yeah
Just posting that it was self-defense
Yeah
Yeah
No, nobody thinks you're a meme
No
Yeah
See ya'
Henry Sanchez
I kek'd so hard
Jeremiah Harris
Hello, Herbie. After so long time, we haven't seen each other and we only speak using home-made phones, so I want to ask, are you black?
Elijah Jones
*throws phone out car window*
Alexander Wilson
Varg. I make some of the best god damn Jazz-Funk this side of...anywhere. Do you really think I'm NOT Black listening to my music?
Carson Turner
...
... Herbie...
... Why?
Camden Cooper
Because Jazz-funk is awesome, my man.
..Why...is there a problem with that?
Daniel Ward
Wherever you are, I'm going to find you, Herbie, and kill you in self-defense. No black speaks to me.
Hunter Butler
*Watches phone ring eternally*
Charles Walker
delet
Landon Howard
Man you can't kill me I'm (a jazz) god.
Listen to one of my albums, man.
It cures racism.
Ryder Torres
*breaks phone*
Luke Gray
This crazy bastard keeps calling me and ranting about securing European culture and called me a degenerate for jacking off to hentai.
Ian Bell
cringe
Daniel Mitchell
STOP CALLING ME
Josiah Perry
I'm sorry, Herbie. You're right. Your stuff is pretty good. You are, how the kids say these days, my senpai now!
Blake Cox
*picks up phone*
What do you want, Varg?
Ok, I'll get the lube then!
Ok, see you soon, baby.
Christian Cox
What does Sup Forums think of Mr ozio?
Oliver Richardson
Glad I could help change your ways!
I have saved the day again!
Jose Rivera
>Shame on the internet
Looks like you need some Herbie in your life
Luke Roberts
h-hello varg
Ethan Jenkins
Stop calling
Christopher Baker
patrish bleeps tbhfam
Christopher Clark
Trips confirm Herbie is immortal
Adam Morgan
YAY!