RING RING

RING RING

*throws phone*

hello?

stop memeing me

*stabs you through the phone*

>using globalist communications devices

Hello Uncle Varg.

Yeah

Jewish people

Yeah

Yeah.

>"Hi Varg... yes... you're having a cheese and wine soirée? I would love to come, thanks for inviting me... Saturday at 8? Got it, see you then!"

*Picks up*
Yes, Varg?

Yeah don't you worry about it
Yeah
Just posting that it was self-defense
Yeah
Yeah
No, nobody thinks you're a meme
No
Yeah
See ya'

I kek'd so hard

Hello, Herbie. After so long time, we haven't seen each other and we only speak using home-made phones, so I want to ask, are you black?

*throws phone out car window*

Varg. I make some of the best god damn Jazz-Funk this side of...anywhere. Do you really think I'm NOT Black listening to my music?

...
... Herbie...
... Why?

Because Jazz-funk is awesome, my man.

..Why...is there a problem with that?

Wherever you are, I'm going to find you, Herbie, and kill you in self-defense. No black speaks to me.

*Watches phone ring eternally*

delet

Man you can't kill me I'm (a jazz) god.

Listen to one of my albums, man.
It cures racism.

*breaks phone*

This crazy bastard keeps calling me and ranting about securing European culture and called me a degenerate for jacking off to hentai.

cringe

STOP CALLING ME

I'm sorry, Herbie. You're right. Your stuff is pretty good. You are, how the kids say these days, my senpai now!

*picks up phone*

What do you want, Varg?

Ok, I'll get the lube then!

Ok, see you soon, baby.

What does Sup Forums think of Mr ozio?

Glad I could help change your ways!
I have saved the day again!

>Shame on the internet
Looks like you need some Herbie in your life

h-hello varg

Stop calling

patrish bleeps tbhfam

Trips confirm Herbie is immortal

YAY!