My new 6 inch dildo arrived today. What do?

My new 6 inch dildo arrived today. What do?
>op is a fag

Microwave it to make chode

Throw it away and try to pretend like you've never stooped so low and went and bought a butt toy like a queer

You could always check my digits

Post pic comparing it to your xbox controller

insert in pooper. no lube

give it to needy children in africa

and what the fuck 6"? did you just graduate from using your pinky op?

Dubs here, nothing to check on you

What kind did you get? Is the pic the model you bought or what?

Swallow whole

why not get a 7 or 8 inch? why average?

I got a 6 inch dildo a couple months ago. All I do is suck on it since I haven't been consistent to stretch my ass to take anything bigger than a fat sharpie/small buttplug.

how close does sucking on a dildo feel compared to sucking a real cock?

Looks like one of the dildos I have myself. Sucked on it today while playing Overwatch doing that heal slut game haha, kinda fun and hot.

>op is a fag

finally, an honest OP.

Dicks out for honest OP.

I don't know, I've never really been in a sexual situation with another person, much less suck a dick. Although, I'm okay with sucking a fake dick but the idea of sucking a real dick is a turn-off.

Not the same at all. Dildos are a lot harder in the material than real dick. Also, real dicks have foreskin to play with

Because I'm not that big of a fag. Basically just fuck my ass while watching ladyboys.

Same one in pic

Just got this the other day haven't used it yet tho.

Bring to church, put in alms tray

Posers. You're just jealous of mine.

put in ass
>backwards
>no lub

Dis how you dubs

Give it to me to add to my collection :3

Which Brand and why?

Microwave it for 99:99

Donate it to a children's charity

Write your name on with a sharpie, then put it in your mums underwear drawer