When you go to strip clubs, what is the surefire signs the girl actually likes you...

When you go to strip clubs, what is the surefire signs the girl actually likes you? I know they play pretend 90% of the time, what should I look for?

Also how do I figure out which ones will fudge for money?

If they sit with you for an extended period of time without getting a single dollar or drink from you they like you

What do you consider extended? I've had that happen twice before, one in particular was really into the conversation we had and holding my hand like crazy. Didn't get either of their numbers tho

If you started picking up women in more respectable locations, you might not have this problem.

>surefire signs the girl actually likes you
they don't like you. they never do, stop being retarded. you're just a mark.

if they do this it's not because they actually like you. either it's a long play and they think they can get more $ out of you later, or it's a slow night and they're just bored.

strippers never like you unless you're legitimately in there regularly for a long time and actually get to know their personalities. and even then you're probably still a mark.

>Also how do I figure out which ones will fudge for money?
ask about full service.

Nope this means you dont smell, creep them out enough for them to put up with you so their boss thinks they are working. However if you are really creepy / smelly but have money they will call you daddy.

>strippers never find any male that walks into a strip club attractive ever

ya no

sure, they might find you attractive. but that just means they won't hate what they have to do to get money out of you quite a much.

bottom line is if you ever think that a stripper legitimately likes you before you've talked to her over probably 10 different visits, you're a fucking retard

if strippers like you they will give you their real name, real phone number (not the burner phone she has for her regulars), and will mention hanging out outside of work. and she wont expect you to pay for anything beyond what you normally spend when you take a civilian bitch out.

If they come back and talk to you after going for a dance, is a good sign. They already got money from you and are more interested in talking to you than going to get more money.

Anyone have any experience fucking a stripper after meeting at her job?

yup

this is the only real answer ITT

although is close too

not me, but a buddy i was with at a strip club had a stripper put her number in his phone and said to text her the next night. smoking hot 10/10 grill but he didn't want to fuck a stripper.

How and back story?

He gay or what?

no, just didn't want to get involved with a sex worker with likely mental issues

can't say i blame him but also can't say i'd do the same because she was gorgeous

Why didn't you fuck her then

are you retarded? i hadn't talked/interacted with her at all

me and some friends used to go to this titty bar that had dollar drafts and dollar highballs from open until 9pm. it was always packed and there were anywhere from 60-100 girls on night shift. We went at least 3 or 4 times per month. You make a stripper laugh the whole time she is around you, and she is physically attracted to you, then your in there. Same rules as civilian women. Unfortunately damn near every stripper has issues that come up. Its awesome for a while but shit gets old quick

That wouldn't have stopped me

You finger them

That doesn't explain how you ended up fucking one

And I don't have friends, can't really make women laugh either but I am fairly attractive, get told that fairly often and some girls like how I like

Because he's a fedora toting beta like the rest of us.

i fucked a few. most of them were they same story. Stripper hangs out at my table. Everybody gets drunk. Somebody mentions going to dennys or ihop or a taco stand when the titty bar closes. Stripper is down. Next thing you know you are making out in a parking lot and she either asks you to come over or she asks you how far away you live. Boom. It literally happened that exact same way multiple times.

why the fuck are you trying to hook up with a stripper. that's pretty fucking low op.

Strippers are cray, straight cray.
No exceptions.

not really unless he is trying to wife one up like a cuck. If you can get one, going to a titty bar and hooking up outside the club with a stripper is like going to a cam site, choosing a bitch, and she comes over. Its body shopping. You know exactly what you are getting physically without having to date a bitch for a few weeks only to finally discover she has flapjack tits and a mudflap gash.

true. even if they didnt have issues before they stripped the stigma of being a stripper fucks with their self esteem. Of course, that helps a chickenhawking motherfucker with a little game get in that ass

Seems like strippers hand out phone numbers to their burner phones routinely these days.
One girl would text me saying hello, but never respond. I'm sure she had a whole phone full of marks she'd text to try and get to the club on a slow night.
I've also dated ex-strippers. Just don't. Attention whores that can never be satisfied with one guy.

hell, even bitches that work at breasturants do that shit to get some sad sack beta to come sit in her section and tip her on slow shifts

I...I thought she really liked me, user.

1st question: WTF are you smoking?

If you aren't high on crack, I'll spell it out for you. Pick an stripper in any club - wait, make that every stripper in every club - they don't like you. All they see is dollar bills. /motherfuckin thread.

If you do find one that gives you the impression that she likes you or wants you to come back and see her, she's working you and trying to create regulars who come in on her shit shifts and tip.

If she gives you a phone # (it's her Google voice # or from a burner phone), she's a hooker. I've worked in many a strip club and some of these girls are smart enough to really know how to make a buck. They are sneaky, conniving, money grubbing whores.

Sure, you can leave the club with your chest puffed up thinking some hot pole dancer is into you. But the fact is, all she wants is your cash.

>play pretend 90% of the time

That number's too long, mate.

maybe she does, Sup Forumsutters

I have gotten a strippers number. I thought she was fucking beautiful.
At this time I was kind of talking to multiple girls but still asked for her number. I told her I thought she was cute and cool. I asked her if someday we can chill and she thought I just wanted to fuck but I told her I just wanted a girl to take out and see how it goes from there.

I got her number and I tried to talk to her but I felt lime she was kind of dodging me. The she texted me out of the blue and talked. The more we talked, the more I realized she thought I was going to be her sugar daddy. I was like fuck that because I barely got money for me.

I would post a pic from FB but not 100% it's her.

> Sorry man, you're wrong. Guys who are regularly in a strip club for a long period of time are the saddest, lonliest fucks out there. I've seen it over and over. If you ever heard the way the girls talk in the dressing room about guests, you'd die.

were guys able to bang in your club?
in So Cal it's not unusual. How much do they charge for escorting services?
Last time I asked locally this bitch wanted 600 or something ridic.

90% of the time? 100% of the time dickface. She's not into you.

Why not? They're hot and they have pussies, no reason to eliminate my options

Keep in mind I said fuck not date

No, I never worked in the real skank clubs. The strip clubs with more private VIP booths or rooms is where the fucking happens. They are really just fronts and more of a brothel.

cuz theres always gonna be a coke dealer and the bbc who just hit it before you. sometimes theyre the same guy.

oh vip booths? is that where they towel off the jizz every 3 days

How do you know which ones let you fuck? And I'm talking with white chicks I'm not into that black shit I need that white shit, Asian too but its hit or miss and I don't need that shit

yes. The clubs in the city of industry are like that. they have bed dances and blah blah blah, but you can bang chicks on site for $150-300 last I heard

Dallas used to have some dirty clubs. They started cracking down on it but you can still get action in pretty much everyone if you want some skank to sell you a nut

What if I am the bbc

That's their problem not mine. I don't give a shit if they've been turned out by every thug and drug dealer in a 5 mile radius as long as I get in on it

you are fishing for a gf in a strip club? lmao

paid $200 for a blowjob from a stripper last time i was in new orleans

you know condoms don't protect against all STDs, right idiot?

Do it

Any chick turning tricks will proposition you in some way or make it known. Or she'll just start grabbing your cock. BJs and fucking hookers will send you to the Dr.

user is grizzly adams

might be some loose pussy tho. might as well just rub your dick against the rim of your toilet

you have to use a condom for the BJ? funny thing, at least here in so cal, it's not unusual for them to fuck you bareback because they can't have condoms in the booths.

Yes, I've heard of guys that said they got the herp from that.

>actually likes you
NEVER DATE A STRIPPER

No, really, I've made this mistake myself, it will not end well.

she just put a condom over about the first inch to catch the cum, bottom half of my head and whole shaft was raw

Dude, I never thought girls with like mental stuff would work as strippers.

>I was drunk as fuck and went to the strip club
>had a couple more drinks
>saw a girl next to me and asked if she was busy
>we went to the corner of the club and she started dancing
>I tell her she's pretty and kind of imply if she does anything else
>She says not really so I let it go
>start running my hands down her back and go underneath her thing and squeeze her ass, she says nothing
>I kiss her lightly around her neck and stick my hands down her crotch and finger her a bit
>tell her to kiss me and she does
>She asks me what time it is and says she has to go
NEXT NIGHT
>go to the same club
>She is there
>She remembers me and we talk for a bit
>asks me if I want a Lap dance but I decline.
>all of a sudden she just leaves mid conversation
>few minutes later she comes back and says sorry for leaving me like that
>She tells me she has some type of mental issue and forgot to take her meds and had school or something the next day

I was surprised she just told me all that.
She was a good 6/10 but her monotone voice made her a little less attractive.

They're not there to have find dates or have fun. They're at work, and if youre one of their customers, odds are you've already lost their respect.

Best maxim ever: Strippers are broken people that want to break other people.

No exceptions in my personal experience, only differences in degree.

I've got a good friend who I've tried to explain some of this stuff to. He didn't get it until about 10 years ago. That's after his stripper girlfriend stopped taking the pill, popped out a kid and fucked him over for nearly $250K

>Best maxim ever: Strippers are broken people that want to break other people.

Yes they are. And a good number of them have been abused - sexually or emotionally

But how do I know from the bat I don't have all night to wait for a girl to grab my junk fuck that man I'm trrying to get it in right then and there

Indeed.

And this is just the beginning of why you never stick your dick in crazy.

>here in so cal
Also in so cal. Hadn't heard of this, now I'm intrigued. Which clubs?

then just get a hooker you fucking autist, and stop talking like a wigger

just wear a rubber, saran wrap your balls, and dont put your mouth on anything that gets wet

You don't go to the zoo for a pet. You don't go to a strip club for a girlfriend.

Clubs that are fronts or haves hos working there usually have a rep. There are websites around that review strip clubs or give you hints to what they offer. But, you've been warned, Grasshopper

Idk, im sure that desperate horny loser act will bring one too you eventually

It has to be a stripper its on my bucket list and fuck you

That's not even a third of the reason.

jfc you're a loser

Too lazy to search, also I forgot the name I found.

She put Viviana in my phone but the FB I found says lexi something.

On the FB though there are pictures of her at the strip club, fucking sexy.

Have banged 6 strippers more than pnce in my lifetime and have dated a strip club bartender.


Been goin since I was 18 currently 25. Im retired from the scene now.

Never went by choice, and 95% of the time I sit at the bar.

Never once did I give them money for the ass.

AMA

Are you black?

Went to a strip club once with a couple of friends. They went in the back for lap dances, I sat at the bar. Never been into strippers myself, I was just there to hang out and get drunk. This one stripper came over, sat on my lap, and chatted with me the whole time my friends were in back. 8/10 easy. They came out like an hour later and wanted to go. I figured this stripper was just trying to keep me occupied so I wouldn't try to pull my friends away, but she seemed reluctant to let me go once they were ready. Could I have hit that?

no she wanted money from you
jesus christ you guys are idiots

If you talked to you for an hour maybe

yeah that never happened

How do you know?

kek
Never really thought it was a possibility. Always kinda wondered what was goin on in her head tho. The first thing she asked me was whether I wanted a dance and I made it clear to her I wasn't there for that. She'd have to be next-level retarded to keep trying for over hour after that, wouldn't she?

Black guys won't get any play at a regular strip club. They don't tip and have no manners

Because he wouldn't finger a stripper and make out with her then go back the next night and decline a dance from her.

Dude, you're being a guy and not listening to the advice I'm giving. Their job is to be friendly and work you. They want you to buy drinks - for the club. Unless it's dead and they're bored, they are not into you.

Enjoy the titties, spend what you came to spend and not a penny more.

Maybe he's really shy? You don't know him

I dunno man. There were a lot of dudes there. In that hour, she could have made a lot more money off dances than the couple of drinks I bought (for myself, not her). She knew I was already planning on getting those drinks too.

Do you have that rich white guy look? She might have been working you and she's just really bad at it

Nah.

I'd say hispanic but that's stupid, I'm Mexican.

For what it's worth I have the gift of gab and am kinda manipulative. Plus I always had a shitload of good smoke.

What was the conversation like?

Was it typical small talk:

Are you from here?
How long have you worked here?

Or, assuming the music wasn't too loud, straight up conversation?

Also the mannerisms? Hers and yours?

Most these girls work late, wanna go either eat or keep partying after work.

If you honestly want to bang a stripper, just drop a hint that you have coke. That's all it takes really, but you actually have to give her some.

They don't like you, just stop thinking this way

underappreciated toast

I dunno, maybe. I wasn't in a suit or anything. Just typical bar/club hopping clothes.

>What was the conversation like?
I don't remember. This was like 8 years ago. I just remember she was hot and the drinks were strong.

>Most these girls work late, wanna go either eat or keep partying after work.
Maybe this was it. Should have asked what she was doing after work. At the time I just assumed she was trying to work me.

Strip club veteran again.

Also the only thing I would pay a stripper for is a massage. 20 for 4 songs.

Can't have these hoes touching me, tryna rob or fuck up my clothes.

I got one girl fired for touching my hair.

Oh well 8 years ago shit idk.
But now you know.

But that's what happened.

Don't really care if you believe it or not, just sharing my story for the thread.

That's just being a fucking douchebag

I'm Hispanic, not Mexican so how is that stupid?

According to who?

Do you know what happens in strip clubs?


Do you know what these girls do?
Do you understand how easily germs spread?

Scenario.

She just jerked off some weirdo for 100 bucks... homeboy has crabs. She proceeds to touch my hair because she thinks its cute.

Hell nah. I have locks of a god.

I can't walk up and touch strippers they shouldn't be able to do the same.

Then don't go lord edgy. What kind of pussy thinks hes gonna die because some whore touched his hair?

youre not wrong.

Exfuckingzactly.

Enjoy strippers for what they are or don't go. Sounds like you're better than all of them