Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Boo!
Joseph
Hey there!
~MikanBox
Oh, good. I was starting to think no one got the notification.
so close to pents
>Joseph has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "81".
not good or bad
Oh hi!
>Joseph has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "81".
Apparently you have decent luck! Wear something black like, panties, I dunno.
That's lewd.
Aliens, man.
Some of 'em are weird.
Reimu, make my sickness disappear.
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Rhiannon
Will you take responsability for ?
>Rhiannon ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "68".
Sorry user, bad luck will infest your soul this year :^(
Hey Hikari!
Hello thread
How is everyone tonight?
-Sweet Roll
Shrine maiden snuggles have healing properties. Are you sure?
A little, I guess.
I'll just post pic related.
May I please have a cookie?
sage goes in options field
Brendan
Have you been hiding? I was told every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday but I come here religious for 2-3 hours each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and see nothing of you
do you understand what sage does?
Hiya.
Waaaaait, but wouldn't snuggles give you sickness too? Then you would need another Shrine Maiden to snuggle with you. It'd be an endless cycle.
The last few weeks have been troublesome. I lost my computer for a while. Sorry about that, Anonymous!
Here
>Man of the hattan ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "16".
Ha, that's what you get..... jew.
>Diagnostic Result
Brendan has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "22".
Good grades and such for you, I guess, eat a book or something just in case.
Apparently not since he posted with an image.
Parroting terms like 'sage' and 'cancer' doesn't make you an authenticated oldfag.
Especially since authenticated oldfags aren't a thing; I don't know how you could authenticate how long you've been a faggot on the internet for.
Congratulations on learning your first few savory, creamy, memey buzzwords, though.
More original and OC then porn, ylyl and loli threads.
i guess
I think it was designed that way on purpose....
Does my mother being a Jew make me one?
Since I know who God is, (it's not YHWH, Jehovah, Allah, or any of those cocks) can I really be called a Jew?
Thanks for the cookie.
No worries. I was a bit curt there, I apologize. You had a good excuse, I'm just not very good at being patient with people.
What happened to your computer? I suffered a hard drive failure about a week ago. Well, the first stages of one -- I caught it early and managed to back my shit up. Hard drive was reading at 700 kbit/s so I turned it off, stuck it in the freezer, and ran to Best Buy to pick up an SSD. Plugged them both in, ghosted my drive (took all night), and I've been running ever since. Wasn't prepared to spend that $400, but it was necessary
Tea, that's what happened.
Hello everyone~
Was for a friend
I'm back hello everyone !
Then I wouldn't want to start a cycle, now. No snuggling necessary~
Reisen!
Tea.
She spilled tea on it.
-Sweet Roll
Asian people really do have the best hair.
Hey Reisen.
and
Hello Renko.
I hope you are both doing well
Hello lunar rabbit, how are you?
-Sweet Roll
Spilled, I assume? Laptop?
Laptop? Or desktop? If desktop it's actually highly recoverable. If laptop, you can rip the hard drive (not very susceptible to water damage) but just about everything else is lost.
Hello
Hello not pents!
Brian
Ah, I just want to say thanks for these threads it's really a bright spot on an otherwise generic Sup Forums
Hello, Reisen.
How have you been, and, assuming you're on Earth, how high can you jump?
Greetings.
>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
nothing remarkable about your luck this year
Alloha.
Hola!
Konichiwa
Hi!
Did you know marriage is a common way to say hi in some cultures? It actually is kissing but who cares, right? ;^)
Hey there bunny!
Welcome back!
Aww. Oh well. Maybe Reisen has some medicine on her!
Hehe~
Yeah, spilled. And it was a laptop. The hard drive contents would be nice to have, but they're not the important part really. Fortunately I had a friend who was willing to give me her spare.
It is pents, the last 9 just came out upside down.
Thank you, Anonymous! That's always wonderful to hear.
Aw shucks, my luck always fluctuates.
I hope you have bright evening Mrs shrine maiden senpai.
And blue people have the best lack of hair.
YUKI!
Your right... look at the smurfs. Most dont have hair. And the blue man group
Pretty good! Guess what? Hakurei Shrine is now invading Tamriel!
don't know when i became a Mrs again but same to you, have a nice night
Should it be the other way around? Considering that the gravity on earth is major, you would be weaker on our atmosphere.
Hey box how's your trip ?
Oh hello Neptune it's been a while how are you ?
Greetings also mr.manhattan
Afraid that's the end of my conversational ability. I'm going to have to ask you to carry it for me. I need to talk to you, but lack the skill.
Tamriel, you say?
It's been ages since I've been there
Where exactly are you invading?
-Sweet Roll
I'm fine I guess, yee.
Ask her about her feet. Or try talking to anyone here.
wait you want to kiss me?
dont laugh at my racist comment
i wish i didn't have hair...
Joe Francis
Where did I hear that name before and how are you going to invade it and what are your plans?
hello
Reimu said you have medicine to make me feel better..!
You not only switched genders, you got married. Who'd you marry?! I'll hunt them down, Chief.
I see that game is paying off.
*I'm super late as always, hello everyone!*
It was....okay when I wasn't working.
Tamriel! You're branching out quite far. Are you going to Skyrim?
How are ya Reisen?
Hello there.
Me too, user
Think of something, anything
-Sweet Roll
I think another foreign greeting is 'Plee Zlick My Eerz.'
It's uh, Croation.
Just trust me, it isn't a prank.
Exactly.
That's Dr. Manhattan to you.
Actually, you do have the right to call me whatever. You could call me 'Strange Little Pineapple-licking Loser' if you wanted, although it might make me cry, and people might think you're a bully.
Yes, take her advice.
Ask me about my, um, I mean, ask Reimu about her feet.
>i wish i didn't have hair
That's not a wish that a little cancer wouldn't be able to grant. Of course, I don't actually give people cancer, that was a rumor.
Hi.
Hrm... do you have any hobbies?
So far it looks like High Rock is the first target. I allied with the Dunmer and they wanted to invade, so here we go!
>Joe Francis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "47".
>Power
Someone will proably hook you up with the chaos emeralds or something.
~Chuu
>Joe Francis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "47".
seems you might increase your power this year
i dont know, bunch of people forced me to get married years ago but neither of us agreed to it
well you're not too late, thread isnt even half over
hello, hello
hai, hai!
how do i get cancer?
ahhh @_@
I can't readily explain how my calculations work. I don't think in words. Lines and shapes appear in my mind and I simply... understand their meaning.
There are two people here who could help me. One is Reimu, the other I don't know the identity of. Under those circumstances, I'm better off with the one I can name. Although I'm open to responding to anyone.
I'm afraid that doesn't work for me. See above ^. My thoughts aren't words, so a massive effort is required to translate them in order to converse, and sometimes I translate incorrectly. I struggle for minutes at a time to think of the English words for what I'm thinking and ultimately settle on something that gets misinterpreted.
I honestly don't know, to be quite frank. I used to have several. I did martial arts, soccer, programming, video gaming, composed and performed music (piano and violin),... in recent years I've replaced pursuing interests with filling time. I'm now at a point that when I'm not working it's because I'm putting off work. I don't enjoy much now.
How are ya?
Why not? It's easier to leave getting offended to the white people. They'll defend me for sure!
Oh, I dunno where you might have heard it before... as for how to invade it, I'll just use my natural charm and abilities!
Maybe. Their king was kind of rude to me when I first met him, so he might be next if he doesn't play his cards right.
I like the sound of violins, even though they sound sad sometimes, that's how I like them to sound.
Also, not english speaker?
Why won't you love me back? ;n;
...
*You're right Chief, just said that because i'm having some connection issues with Steam so i didn't get the notification, luckily enough i checked here if there was a thread, how are you?*
*What do you give to people then?*
*Hi there! Can you tell me your name? I think this is the first time i see you around.*
The High King was rude to you? That must have been a misunderstanding. He is quite blunt with his speech. I'm sure he meant no disrespect.
Native English. I just spent more time in my youth doing math and puzzles than speaking to other humans. I have very little experience in social situations.
As far as violins, they naturally appeal to humans. Their timbre more closely matches the human voice than any other instrument. Personally I prefer the piano. Its tones are more pure.
Well, when you make it to Skyrim, don't touch my stuff. If you happen to find my ultra secret sweet roll and gold vault, don't take anything, it took me a long time to build up such a collection
-Sweet Roll
W-what!?
Ah? You underestimate me! Wahaha~ My legs are great and powerful just like the rest of me!
Ah? She did? I wonder what medicine that is, ahaha...
I'm alright! Troubled now that a relative of mine is naked, severely drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. *Again* but hey. You get used to such insanity.
o//o!
>///>
pretty good, bit tired. how're you?
very tired. uuuu! what about you?
im sorry i hope i didnt offend you
i dont know how to love online!
...what is that?
im BRS who u?
Jeez...
Oh yeah also, please do not look for my daedric armor. It took me a while to get that.
Too awake for my own good. But okay none the less.
Do you like sad violins?
Leave no survivors behind.
Just love me the way you would love a waifu.
Looks like a boob inside of an orange. They tend to appear when the blue man is around
That depends on your interpretation of sad. I'm not a fan of the whining sound many people are prone to create with violins. I prefer the fuller tone. Often associated with their "eerie" sound.
Alright Strange Little Pineapple-licking Loser
Hey there Asty.
Hello nice to meet you user I'm Renko.
Hello there are you new here ?
you've been married years and never told me? that makes it harder to play your twin!
I wonder that myself..you know, I think I'll be fine on my own! >//>
*I'm a bit confused, i came here because i need someone very skilled with love stuff since i'm not exactly good at that, do you know someone with some experience regardind this field?*
*Hi Reisen! You had a party at your house and now you need to take care of the drunk ones?*
*My name is Asterisk, pleased to meet you, is this the first time you come to this thread?*
Some people call me Sunpeak, others call me Blue Candle. If I have to sign off or give a name I would use Sunpeak.
Yep. I need two hands to count how many times this has happened. But at least her life isn't in danger this time, I guess.
State your problem. Most people won't see it since they're engrossed in their own conversations, but the few who do may be able to provide help. There's also opportunities for supernatural assistance (tarot / fortunes) if you're willing to give credence to those.
im actually heading to beddy bye now, bye-bye!
thats a very deep seeded love that could take a while
that has to be the weirdest picture ive ever seen
yup new but these threads are always past my bedtime, ah goodnight
ive been here before but i cant remember when, anyway nini
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Ah well I meant.. that I don't have any such medicine. What do you mean you'll be fine?
Nope. They were reckless in their night on the town and came home too plastered to stand. Showed up at my door wearing nothing but panties, ahahaha....
h-hoooooot
Translation:
>"Ok, ok"
>"We did our best today, too"
Thats good right?
Night!
again neither participants agreed and i still have my doubts about the minister's license. plus me and the other person dont exactly talk anymore so yeah no need to worry about that
uhh...nope dont know anyone skilled in that field