/sino/ 中文

孫武 edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world

>Resources for Learning Mandarin:
learnnc.org/lp/pages/6427
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/pronunciation/
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/
mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php
gloss.dliflc.edu
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/zhongwen-chinese-english/kkmlkkjojmombglmlpbpapmhcaljjkde

>Resources for learning Cantonese:
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
pleco.com/

aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風

>set strokes straight
yes-chinese.com/tzg/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RUYW8rRfKE4
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chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/advanced-font-settings/caclkomlalccbpcdllchkeecicepbmbm
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/替换字体的中文部分为雅黑/enpkigfhoabjjjonanmddidnnahopmcn?hl=zh-CN
1000novel.com/2017/01/19/女友被乾爸跟他朋友輪姦/
youtube.com/watch?v=MdqOaOxLxec
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Can someone explain the history why mandarin and cantonese are the same written but different spoken?

Probably because only the elite was taught how to write, and everyone learned from the same guys. Even kanji is still similar to mandarin characters

Mao Zedong

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You made this? Cool

they are not the same written
it has to do with centralization and so on
places like wu does not even have characters for some of the local dialect

What apps/websites do you guys use to practice with Chinese speakers?

I've had the best luck with HelloTalk and Interpals.

Sounds plausible

Wrong time period

Aren't they 99% the same?

no, they are 80-90% the same
and even if there are characters it is 75+ grammatical

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That's weird. My cantonese friend who does not know mandarin can read mandarin websites just fine.

it's not weird because Cantonese don't write in cantonese

Why isn't the middle kingdom on Sup Forums?

google times out before even loading anything in china so they can't use captcha

It's reasonably similar that if you can can read one you can read the other without much training.

For simple things like songs you can just read the lyrics.

Since everything is written in Mandarin almost everyone can read that fine too.

You see some chinese flags every now and then but I bet most of them are laowai english teachers, not that there's anything wrong with that

we can understand mandarin fine but they dont understand cantonese

sun yat sen speaks cantonese
mao zedong doesnt

coincidence?

Why is that the case?

Mao Zedong

Why did you say this twice? I literally reason out what you mean by this lol

The difference between Cantonese and Mandarin is NOT the difference between traditional and simplified characters

It's the case b/c of exposure.

I also want to point out that Cantonese is not especially unique here, just more "relevant"-- there are many "local languages" in China that have varying levels of mutual intelligibility (or unintelligibly) between themselves and mandarin

Just finished watching a documentary on the Great Wall. Seriously fuck the nomads.

Never forget Song Dynasty

Simplified Chinese is fucking retarded.

I really despise learning these ugly characters.

>muh heritage

Traditional characters are unnecessarily complicated and verbose and look ugly on computer screens

Mongols > chinks

A fucking leaf

>Mongols > chinks

The only reason for keeping traditional writing system is for politics.

Look at neutral chinese places malaysia and singapore. Objectively simplified chinese is superior.

because mandarin is an easy language
not much complexity to it

why is kowtowing to commies considered neutral in canada?

Why do they speak mandarin and not Cantonese in Taiwan?

Why would they speak Cantonese? It's a dialect specific to the Guangdong region.

>dialect
kys retard

What are some good cartoons in Mandarin? Doesn't matter if Taiwanese or from Mainland.

Who sucks better cock - Mainlanders or Taiwanese?

The commies were just continuing a policy the KMT planned to implement anyway

How the hell do I change the Chinese font in Chrome? It's ugly as fuck right now and nothing works to change it...

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/advanced-font-settings/caclkomlalccbpcdllchkeecicepbmbm

Qin Shi Huangdi did a thing and created a writing system that could be finagled to work for multiple languages.

It doesn't work. Fuck Chrome.

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/替换字体的中文部分为雅黑/enpkigfhoabjjjonanmddidnnahopmcn?hl=zh-CN

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It worked. Thanks.

Shit like this is why I still use Firefox as my main browser. Chrome just happens to have the better popup dictionary for Chinese.

what's the name

Zhongwen

What websites do you guys regularly read for practice?

知乎, 17k, what else?

Is there a Chinese version of literotica

Delet this

search 情色小說 in google

1000novel.com/2017/01/19/女友被乾爸跟他朋友輪姦/


w-wow...

Chink girls piss me the fuck off sometimes.
Why is it so hard for them to just go and see a doctor?
She's constantly complaining about something with her body, then I tell to stfu and just see a doctor, then she waits a month and goes "haha well I'm fine now no need to go anymore, you know here we only go see a doctor when there is something wrong" but wasting 50$ on some retarded herbal mix sold to her by an illiterate squatting Chink makes perfect sense because it's TCM.
She's never even been to a gynecologist in her whole life.

Just being objective

my boss my hero is a good drama
aragaki yui

>aragaki yui
yeah i'd give her a succ

I miss all the dutch posters in /sino/

>tfw spend the entire day hanging out with my new taiwanese and malaysian friends and didn't get any homework done

college?

yup

why are hapas so retarded and deformish?

Seriously, every Hapa I met are
A)biggest SJWS
B)broken families
C)have a weird deformish look
D)try hards to be cool

Why? It doesn't even matter if WMAF or AMWF. Same shit happens

I know the media wants to push the narrative that hapas look godly like your KPOP or TAIWAN pop star

But the media is wrong. The truth is much more uglier

She is HAPA.
Very KAWAII.

Not kawaii. Her head look too small

All the 11/10 I know are all hapas

>Her head look too small

They are the biggest SJWs

I made my Ex gf have an abortion because of it

Now I am being threatened by my archdiocese with excommunication for what I had done

Then explain why neither the first nor second drafts of 二简字 was implemented.

That's the consequence of having white genes. Asian's are rarely SJW.

Unless you have been livng under a rock, a lot of them are

Maybe in Taiwan

Mainland chinese don't give a flying fuck about political correctness. So much so that it's rather annoying.

They use their go to Anglo colleges where they mix with retarded leftist white students

It's more like it's the consequence of Western academic brainwashing.
Fully westernized Asians are no different from other Westerners.

Malaysian Chinese don't give a shit either, but maybe that is because we are raised to be quietly hostile to Malays and Islam as a survival mechanism.

Mainland Chinese are simply want to take over canada with numbers

But why do malaysian chinese women go for white men all the time?

>But why do malaysian chinese women go for white men all the time?
Asians can't resist the BWC

No one is asking you the question. But let me ask you, why so many White men who go for asian women, end up with the ugly ones a lot of the time?

B/c personality > looks

Also yellow fever

It's merely a defense mechanism of Asian men to call those women ugly.
We all know you are only bitter and wish you could be as attractive as the average white man with his BWC is to your own women.

The future belongs to Hapa.

youtube.com/watch?v=MdqOaOxLxec

If that is so, this would not be the common sight of wmaf

wow she is beautiful and probably a very sweet, loving and caring wife and mother

Sad

Thanks for proving my point

That you are a bitter Malay virgin?

I will find myself a beautiful Malaysian-Chinese wife and it will be very easy because of my BWC.

Well if you insist. Your standard of beauty is horrid anyways

Because it is unachievable to you?
Sad!

Yes. I cannot be that bad looking

Because it's exotic to them. Maybe some latent britbooism because older people keep saying the country would have been nothing without the British Empire.

You are so butthurt over a lie I made. Pathetic

Chinese looks really nice when written, but how do you deal with how shitty it sounds?

By stabbing your ears with a knife

>how shitty it sounds
it sounds great imo

Cantonese (poor peasant dialect of Mandarin) sounds very ugly.
But standard Mandarin is quite pleasant to the ear.

>'twas but a ruse, thou knave
I was making shit up myself, but I do believe that if the British Empire hadn't imported a shitload of Chinese into British Malaya the country would be much worse off than it is now.

t. 毛泽东

No. You butthurt.

Pitiful. No better than the yellow fever niggers

It's true though, the only Malaysians worth even half a shit are Malaysian Chinks (Joyce Chu).