Describe your perfect girlfriend

Describe your perfect girlfriend.

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1st off she has to be 12

Genetically engineered and parentless

Bald, 8 foot with giant titties. A masseuse during the day and a vampire hunter at night, with the ability to echo-locate. Owns more swords and manga and more mangas than the hairs on her crotch. She also likes to read me bedtime stories at night until I fall asleep in her colosseum of a bed.

ok, time to sound egotistical.
>21 years old
>tall, with long blonde hair
>approximately same height and weight as me
>kinky lesbian, been with lots of girls
>loves traps, and wants to make me into one
>takes me shopping and gives me her clothes
>has a really raunchy and sarcastic personality
>understands my humor

Honestly I don't even care what other interests she has, this would be just enough to have fun forever.

Short hair, not tall., nice ass, natural tits, smart as fuck, kind of bdsm, and wih good musical taste

Your pic pretty much.

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Approaches me, asks me to make the first move them says something like "from now on, whenever you want 'er, just taker, bud"

female genitalia
under land whale size
non feminist
still breathing preferably

Why do you like GILFs, eww.
Over 8 should be a crime.

Already found her. Well, she's not perfect in every point but hey: she and our love are real!

She doesn't exist.
No human is perfect.

20yo specimen, cooks, cleans, easy to talk to, warm, dark humour, bubble butt, loves BJs, loves anal, lets you play computer games whenever you want, doesn't nag...
Shall we go on with this fantasy world?

asian

yes

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Small tuts but not flat. Solid A to B cup. Skinny but not sickly with a nice round ass that's not too big and short, between 4'10 and 5'6. Face should be decent but not too pretty. A nice girl next door type.

Ah, but perfection is trulyan nc the eye of the beholder. It will especially exist just not for all people.

ur mom so i can molest ur bung

Someone who leaves me alone.

irrelevant

As a self-sexual. Myself.
Even though I'm a man. But that shouldn't matter because i self identify as a lesbian woman and your sure as fuck going to like it. Criticize me. i fucking dare you .

^^ Tfw hes not being an edgy pedo-lord, and he's actually just 12 himself

Something like this but she uses the term "take a rip"

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a-sexual lesbian? i dont think those go together

Hmm, 20, my age. Demure, kind to a fault. Needs me to be her knight, none of that independent woman feminism stuff. It's all good but I'm not interested in it. Has to want kids, two girls especially. Has to like the name Belle because if she doesn't I'll divorce the bitch. Hopeless romantic type, cries when things are sad or happy.

If she tells me in plain English exactly why she's pissed off at me and is willing to discuss it like an adult, I'll marry her.

Why hasn't anyone said redheads yet? Oh well my turn

Medium length dark red hair
Little shorter than me 5"9-5"11 range
Pale complexion
Average weight not too skinny
Loves being a submissive Slave but can also be a Dom
Cooks, cleans, plays vidya often

I actually made myself depressed typing this

Kate Upton with a 7" cock to plow me whenever she wanted and blow a load down my throat. (And yes I realize that's gay)

Her is the one!
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blonde
medium/big boobs
medium/big ass
slim
not to tall and no to small
pink pussy
small pussy lips
do anal, oral, vaginal, FFM, and cookies
non feminist

Need to agree on the second picture ( second question)

A decently attractive girl over 18 and under 26 that I'm happy to just be around and she feels the same way. Now the funny thing is if you asked me how money or professional success is a bit more would be ideal, but always move the goal pasts back every time I get close. I feel like I have the desire and ambition like Caesar or Napoleon but have a romantic idea of relationships.

Basically this

>has a vagina
>Has a working brain
>Won't cheat
>Has at least two breasts (bonus points for 3 or more I love titties)
>Also isn't fugly

what do you think of me and my gf Sup Forums

I'm not Sup Forums but i think you're Canadian

Brunette
B cup
Nice butt
None of that cellulite on the back of legs
Firm abdomen
Tanned
Knows how to cook, loves blow jobs, doesn't nag.
Is ok with me not texting all the time.

Bit of a porker eh? Did you buy her at the fair?

HEY, IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING, WOULD YA PIPE DOWN?

you already posted her

Cool story bro.

zomg OP pic is hottie of note. wowzers

>21
5'4"
>tan. white but tanned.
>blond or brown, I don't give a shit.
>used baby wipes her whole life, clean pussy, pink asshole.
>big c's/small d's
>perfect round ass
>doesn't talk a whole lot.

yup.

Perfect Girlfriend, doesn't use make up, dates would be stuff like drinking beer at taco bell while watching hockey. Oh and lots of sex.

The one that just dumped me and kicked me out cause she found some creep shots I had taken of her sister and had hidden on my phone

>a 10yo equivalent of rabbitchan

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she is love

>Won't cheat
So, a man?

/thread

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I just want a woman taller then me, why is that so hard to find?

>oh wait I'm 6'2

>thin
>tomboy

Perfect Girlfriend:
>Huge tits.
>Blue eyes.
>Long blonde hair.
>Loves anal.
>Loves giving head.
>Loves to swallow.
>Cooks,
>Cleans.
>Does laundry.
>Will bring me a beer anytime.
>Doesn't bitch.
>Doesn't stress me out.
>Be submissive.
>Want to please.
>Be well off financially.
>Loyal.
>Honest.
>Loving.
>Funny.
>Sweet.
>Will be my best friend AND my lover.

Basically... this doesn't exist, but it is my ideal perfect girlfriend.

Better than me in every way AND loves me.

this

asian cuckholding femdom that likes and works in science

not my wife, she's a cunt, i had to call the police on her last night

Sadly, most women are cunts.

anything like this.

im not that picky.

And most guys are dicks. Everyone who isn't a dick or a cunt is an asshole. Yay.

you are correct. but last night my wife was a complete cunt. attacking me and my teenage daughter, my 2 small kids were in the hallway crying. the wifecunt was threatening to call the police on me even though i had done nothing wrong, so i called her bluff and made the call myself. the police made her leave. silly cunt.

at least you got them to take your side... usually the police will automatically assume the girl is the victim and put all the blame on you when she comes up with some sob story.

she looks annoyin af tbh fam

>she looks annoyin af tbh fam

she's attractive. she doesn't have to have a brain or work for shit. men will do that for her. and happily.

have you never had contact with women before?

yes i know, i couldnt believe my luck really, i did offer to leave and she could have stayed here, twas totally calm and she was raging because she was drunk (i was drunk too but i can handle it) my saving grace was my eldest daughter backing me up, the police thought my wife might attack her if i left and she stayed, so she had to go! ha ha

she has to be made out of plastic

>strong
>Olympic hero


>Bruthlyn

hot as fuck.

Slim, preferably pale. A gamer, and someone interested in science, with whom I could actually talk about something else than smalltalk, like... underwater cave systems, colonization of mars, experiments with aminoacids that can potentially prolong human life, epigenetics, politics, IT, and plot how to take over the world.

And I already had one, and lost her. 1 year ago.

Now, at 28, I have a well paid job, my own apartment, a fiar number of friends, and there is almost nothing I cannot afford, and all I think about all day erry day is what to write to her before going an hero.

Fat. Sweaty. Saggy titties and multiple chins. Mind like a sewer, pussy like a fishmarket.

>10/10 face
>long hair
>fit
>big tits
>faith full
>not a retard
>anti SJW

Robot. Nice Bewbs. Dont give me no jive. Makes foods.

This.

Nothing worse than a stupid annoying woman. Will drive you crazy

fuck you white knight. what you some kinda sjw? you know were you ares? ALL are cunts. ALL are dicks. nature, fam.

I don't have a girlfriend, how am I suppose to describe something I don't have?

though you dont have a .millenium falcon or a starship enterprise, bet you could describeon of them or lara croft right? fagtron.

What is she storing in her massive, swollen cheeks?

And how fucking irritating is it to wait for her to try and tame that hideous sprawling mass of hair, and it still end up looking like shit?

Also, nice white socks.

yummy. Any moar of her?

>Huge tits.

You're obviously 12. You don't want huge tits. You want a MAXIMUM of a C cup, because those fuckers head south reaaaaally quickly.

old man here.

im good looking enough to have dated women that look like this.

they are fucking ruthless, and nothing will ever make keep them happy permanently. so you are expendable.

they usually end up alone (because the man they seek doesnt exist) or settle for some a man 20 years older than her in her 40's.

you guys should find the factory from robocop and jump into a vat of toxic waste.

flat head, no teeth

spoiler: they already did.

alive

>im good looking enough to have dated women that look like this.

So...you're as plain as fuck, because that's precisely what she is. Fucking shit dull brown hair in no real style, glasses to look "quirky" to try and make up for an absence of a personality and that photo is filtered to presumably hide a terrible complexion.

She's a 6/10 AT BEST, so you've got to be the same. Sorry to break it to you.

>She's a 6/10 AT BEST

Your mom

Good one.

Post a screenshot of all your kekulous reaction image folders, please.

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i'll do it if you post a pic of your face.

she has five fingers and when she's facing me, her thumb is to my right

>asian
>24-26
>finishing her studies, just out of business school
>getting her last internship or first job
>thin, goes to gym or exercise a bit each week
>cute
>respectful
>likes to cook together
>had 1 or 2 previous partners
>is responsible and does not act like a child

Basically a decent human being.

last point:
>doesn't have to come back to China for an arranged marriage at 25
Damn rich Chinese families and their eugenics.

I need to test the waters to find a perfect gf. can someone tell me how to get an escort?

Emily.

you shot yourself in the dick there mate.

Save your money and buy a gym membership you fool.